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@wordgoblin.bsky.social
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Dumb human. Bad at maths. I make words.

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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 12m
If the latest Firefox update dark theme is sending you into ragespace like it was for me: put in search about:config search for this and change to false browser.nova.enabled
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 13h
I just want a nice jewel toned or neutral shirt man. I should be the loudest thing in the room, not my shirt.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 13h
air fryers are the best. You never have to worry about whatever it is you put in there being burnt to a crisp because you sat down to watch "just one episode" of a show and forgot your chicken chippees or party pies until the smoke alarm reminded you.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 22h
The crushing realisation that no matter how much I want to be Morticia, I am, in fact, Gomez.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My team sent me a box of coffee as a goodbye gift. Absolute legends.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've just had Ace Combat games explained to me thusly: It's like a sick arcade plane fight game where in the middle of a dog fight RPG boss fight music happens and your rival pilot apparently has a political philosophy degree and shit talks you on the radio.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 27/09/2026
'Dreamt For Light Years In The Belly Of A Mountain,' the final Sparklehorse LP released during Mark Linkous' lifetime, came out 20 years ago today
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The intro to yani neko will live in my brain forever.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dream of a day where all of the spoons I have in the kitchen are Correct Spoons.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is 90% of my friends, and the other 10% are thinking about it.
a young woman dressed like a demure school girl looking at herself in the mirror and seeing a hot, feral goth girl.
goth girl: The urge to look like a vampire
school girl: the urge to look like a doll
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The universe is a fucking bully. It's fine. I'm going to see Cake in March.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Steak, juicy, lobster, buttery, etc.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it really upsets me that I can't play a game, watch a show, read a book and listen to a record all at the same time.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ordered doughnuts because fuck you, it's Tuesday.
a box of donuts purchased by a maladjusted woman-child. There are 2 maple bars, 2 Boston creams and a banana custard with a cinnamon dusting.
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My energy has fled so suddenly. This is what I get for waking up early. Coffee isn't doing it. I'm trying so hard to be focused and not asleep.
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bees 🐝 go play snap & grab k thx @bees.nogoblin.social · 17/09/2026
everyone watch out (for the best malware ever written)
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm at the point in my life where my grocery shop atm is just 5 cans of Celsius, a bag of dino nuggies and a tub of greek yoghurt.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been meaning to do this dumb achievement for 17 years. finally got around to the lockbox farm. Didn't take long. boring af. But hooray, <The Insane> title get.
A screenshot of the world of warcraft retail achievements tab showing three feats of strength: Insane in the Membrane dated 9/18/26, Agent of the Shen'dralar dated 2011, and Avast Ye, Admiral! dated 2009.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come to SHOW OF DECLINE on Thursday, October 8 at Tapestry in Kensington Market. Get cultured, stupid! This one features @anotherglassbox.bsky.social, @meghanharrison.bsky.social and @zakjones.ca! Also open mic poetry with my band @antispectacular.bsky.social
Image of a strange sneering man wearing a puffy, crescent shaped cowl with fox ears in profile.

It' Show of Decline! 
An interview with Dan Seljak.
Readings by Meghan Harrison and Zak Jones.
Open Mic Poewtry with a Live band Anti-Spectacular.
Thursday Oct. 8
Doors Open 7pm 
Show Starts 8pm
Tapestry 224 Augusta Ave.
$10 PWYC
19+
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welcoming, frightening thoughts spiraled around Naekit's mind, but they were not his own. The wind that blew from the pulsating White Mountain carried the minds of all within its shadow. Naekit too was in that shadow, and in this moment, the White Mountain was him. the thoughts shuddered
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 15/09/2026
“I’m not going to lie, most of those posts were not written with the assumption that they would be a part of the permanent record 25 years later.” tedium.co/2026/09/14/u...
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Usenet’s Back, Baby. (This Time, The Search Works.)
Usenet-Rewind, a new tool for digging into Usenet history, holds much potential for researchers. But seeing your old posts on Usenet is gonna feel weird.
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Maya Posch @hackkitten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's sad to see people talking about 'AI' like it's real, when we're just talking about the biggest Ponzi scheme in history featuring datacentres and super-charged LLMs with VC-subsidised inference that are designed to keep up the lie. Regulate fraud, not fake 'AI'.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have no idea why they made the fight that hard, but heroic Ula'tek is down. Now We can go to mythic. I got a sweet helm.
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sheik
link and sheik from the legend of zelda: ocarina of time. link is saying "you smell like chanel no. 5 limited edition grand extrait" (a very expensive perfume that only someone like a princess could afford. sheik, princess zelda in disguise, is interrupting him, shouting "I DO NOT"
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
recreationaldivorce
9am: i can't wait till bedtime

10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system
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米利菓 @torako778.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
養蜂園のバイトにゃ
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Describing my latest series of crash outs as, "a cluster of resonance cascades," and expecting my dear very normal friend to know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fucking love Holly Longdale's BlizzCon outfits man. It's legit my favourite part.
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Cagliostro's Strongest Soldier @lyonbrandr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Miss Piggy is a woman that could have been like a mother to me."
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
saw this rogue in silvermoon just now. I'd probably punch a wall if this person ganked me. 10/10 name+guild name combo.
A rogue in world of warcraft called Rmp in the guild We Have Jobs
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's a very specific joyful chuffed feeling when you find out you're the person who introduced someone to Postmodern Jukebox.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi
Rabbit like entity with transit lines festooning its Baymax like body
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Could you fucking IMAGINE a GoHands Pokemon movie?
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 31/08/2026
R.I.P. David Fair, co-founder of the influential DIY art-punk band Half Japanese with his brother Jad. His passing was announced this morning by Thick Syrup Records as well as his longtime friend Jeff Feuerzeig, who directed the 1993 Half Japanese documentary from which this clip is taken. 🤍
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me on my way to burninate some peasants.
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