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@wordgoblin.bsky.social
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Dumb human. Bad at maths. I make words.

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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 17h
I bet a cassowary could beat up a velociraptor.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Isn't it so good that a multi trillion dollar generative ai ponzi scheme is deleting personal compute power and destroying the global economy? Isn't it so amazing that we're going to be paying a monthly sub to use slop powered cloud computing on our shitty laptops with 4GB of RAM?
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Extra style points when a 50c coin fell out of my purse and I was like, "THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE COCKROACH," I am a cartoon of a person.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the simple act of having coffee and dinner with a friend, marred by behaving like a total weirdo because I thought a cockroach was on my arm and then in my bag. 10/10 social interaction, I am so glad this person likes me so much and was very OK with me publicly acting the way I do.
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Since we’re talking Nic Cage knowing ball on here now I have to bring over the interview clipping I posted on Twitter forever ago from the September 1996 issue of Playboy where he talks about Urotsukidoji
I'd like to start a music company and a comic-book company.
PLAYBOY: What types of comic books do you read?
CAGE: All sorts. There's one I like called Hard Boiled by Frank Miller and Geof Darrow. It's very intense with highly detailed drawings. I also like some of the erotic comics. There's a lot to be said for these Japanese cartoons of girls doing sexy things.
PLAYBOY: What are the best sex comics?
CAGE: Legend of the Overfiend is a great one. It's operatic. It's not something you'd want your kids to look at, but it's wonderful.
PLAYBOY: For a fan of comic books, it's surprising that you haven't done more thrillers or science fiction movies.
CAGE: Yeah. I would do them if they were offered to me. I want to be able to make every kind of movie, whatever comes along that keeps it interesting.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Simpsons Kids React: Stop, He's Already Dead!
ALT: Simpsons Kids React: Stop, He's Already Dead!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the community is already making toughest edits for an old lady on a bench
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First day was alright. Folks seem competent and passionate. I didn't immediately weird everyone out and humiliate myself. A win.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This event is tomorrow! To promote it, here is me playing a song from my band @antispectacular.bsky.social acoustic style.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Vanilla soy latte is just a 3 bean soup," - Husbeard, 2026 This is what I have to live with.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Free day off. I'm gonna go get donuts.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wanna go see Suede so bad.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GODS Snake Eater is such a stupid song. I love it so much. It sometimes comes on and it's so fucking fun to belt, "SOME DAY YOU'LL FEED ON A TREE FROG,"
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
last day of leave. at least my work week will only be 3 days long.
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Azumanga Daioh Frames @azumangaframes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Azumanga Daioh (2002) あずまんが大王 THE ANIMATION Episode 24: Yamamayaa 00:02:28.633
Caption: Oh, I know the Internet.

Azumanga Daioh (2002)
あずまんが大王 THE ANIMATION
Episode 24: Yamamayaa
00:02:28.633

Aired: 9/17/2002, TV TOKYO
Studio: J.C.Staff
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he’s real
a chocolate colored repaint of a Blokees Soundwave kit: Brown Note
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no. I look forward to whatever your version of this will be www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKG...
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A Dream Came True: Home Made Full Auto Crossbow!
YouTube video by JoergSprave
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shy🎀 @shy.center · 14/08/2026
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I read some more of the reporting and yeah, the headlines make it sound a lot worse. The fairly gross reality we live in now is that if you don't mention you're using AI for efficiency reasons in an earnings call, shareholders get weird.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice to see Capcom just blow up all the goodwill they'd built up over the last few years.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In The United States we were introduced to the concept of Tsundere at a very young age.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The global economy is all in on bringing about the most banal, unaesthetic, and tedious dystopia.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To combat this, they've added an antibot verification CAPTCHA that appears every two minutes when you're logged into the portal. This has, of course, made everything worse for normal people just trying to do their jobs.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the latest episode of corporate AI slop machines making everything worse: My friends mother-in-law is an interpreter. There's a job posting portal that interpreters use. Someone has made an AI bot to snap up all the job postings and hold them hostage.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was deeply intoxicated last night when a series of thoughts entered my mind, beginning with appreciating how much I enjoy my lazy red hair highlights and culminating in the question: Am I in my Shadow the Hedgehog arc? I cannot stop thinking about this and it is impacting my quality of life.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the latest Firefox update dark theme is sending you into ragespace like it was for me: put in search about:config search for this and change to false browser.nova.enabled
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just want a nice jewel toned or neutral shirt man. I should be the loudest thing in the room, not my shirt.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
air fryers are the best. You never have to worry about whatever it is you put in there being burnt to a crisp because you sat down to watch "just one episode" of a show and forgot your chicken chippees or party pies until the smoke alarm reminded you.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The crushing realisation that no matter how much I want to be Morticia, I am, in fact, Gomez.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My team sent me a box of coffee as a goodbye gift. Absolute legends.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've just had Ace Combat games explained to me thusly: It's like a sick arcade plane fight game where in the middle of a dog fight RPG boss fight music happens and your rival pilot apparently has a political philosophy degree and shit talks you on the radio.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this would be a good move for you. Especially if you make it like at least one third of your personality.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 27/09/2026
'Dreamt For Light Years In The Belly Of A Mountain,' the final Sparklehorse LP released during Mark Linkous' lifetime, came out 20 years ago today
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Unidentified sliding object @wordgoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The intro to yani neko will live in my brain forever.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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