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chris//topher

@wooloomoomoo.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m a Racoon. 🌈🧑🏼‍🌾🪴🥐☕️🥘📚🎮🌖♊️ DC

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ve been having such a fascinating summer of experimenting with life without antidepressants (0/10; would not recommend); but this podcast explores a really big part of what has been on my mind. My attention is too precious a resource to be the pawn of the tech bros. And yours is too.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Looook at alllllll those chickennsssss
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Kelsey @kelsee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jason: I miss gay people #bb28
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 12/07/2026
My grandmother had a saying: "And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel." For years I didn't understand it, until my mother explained that some glossy magazine once ran a puff piece on Magda Goebbels - Hitler's propaganda queen - complete with her strudel recipe. My grandmother, who despised the Nazis with every ounce of her soul, used it as shorthand for the way media will sanitize evil by focusing on something trivial, domestic, or charming while ignoring the atrocities staring us in the face.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is 100% a White House Psy Op piece
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r42 @r42.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Paper serving plate from Wal*Mart inscribed like a tombstone (resplendent with stars and stripes)

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
1776-2026The quote attributed to Dr. Seuss “Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened” but poorly edited to reverse it and emphasize SMILE BECAUSE IT IS OVER
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Also, props to Delaware’s quippy traffic signs: “Camp at a Natl Park; Not in the Left Lane” Sisterrrrrrrr when you’re right you’re so right
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As others have said, I think of myself as a pretty hopeful person in most arenas. But I’ll take a Mamdani match. Happy Pride, NYC!
Quiz results: “your closest match: Zohran Mamdani”
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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️ @jgbollard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
One of the people spreading this lie was ANC 7D09 commissioner Ashley Schapitl. If you live in Hill East and want to give your neighbors representation that’s actually in touch, she’s up in November.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 14/06/2026
oh hey, happy pride month 👋 🏳️‍🌈
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adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
what's wrong babe you've barely commented on any of @patagonia.com's content telling them to drop the lawsuit
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404 Media @404media.co · 26/03/2026
NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.
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Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content
“In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Picture this. Sicily 2026: Bianca Del Monsoon stars in “You can’t catch me I’m too fabulous”! AKA catch me if you can 2: Tokyo Drift.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
D.C. deserves better than Bezos 51st.news/dc-bezos-was...
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DC local news deserves better than Jeff Bezos
Help us build our local newsroom, by D.C. for D.C.
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ryan ✨ @ryanvomusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Question for us Kaiser members who want to support the UNAC/UHCP workers! For nonessential care should we be postponing appointments until the strike is over?
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
In addition to abolishing ICE and trying and jailing every single one of those fuckers, disarming US federal law enforcement so they can't casually kill people seems to be a minimum demand for the future.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024–25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
something like this? @democrats.org @kenmartin.bsky.social
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EDC🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇰🇨🇦🇦🇺🇵🇹🇩🇪🇮🇹🇫🇮🇸🇪 @simplyedc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Anybody read the latest on Trump’s lawsuit with the Pulitzer Prize Board? Their recent reply asked for Trump’s tax returns, Psychological records, prescription medication history. 😂 Perfect reply. Basically saying “you’re f’ing crazy”. lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
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Pulitzer Prize Board members seek discovery of Trump finances, psych records, prescription meds
Pulitzer Prize Board members filed a litany of broad discovery demands in an attempt to beat back Trump's defamation suit over Russia probe reporting awards.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
How many internet boys could I get to purchase a hand-painted copy of this gorgeous specimen?
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
When people ask me what I did this weekend, the answer is almost always this
a beautiful perfect goblin-y grey tabby cat hiding inside a brown Kraft paper bag, eyes peering coyly at the viewer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2025
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fu…
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSE FLOWER”
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I fear that I would in fact eat a mini aioli Churu
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“Stop not believing in yourself, dumdum, Or Else! 👊: a Motivational Guide by @caseystudy.bsky.social “
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 17/06/2025
again this does not have to be left to the voters but of course the senate did not even vote to censure or expel the eight senators who voted to reject an election on January 6
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Burgess Everett @burgessev.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full emails below
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
OKAY PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE HEARD THE BIZARRE “MEOWWWWWW” WHEN RU GIVES THE PRIZE FOR THIS LIP SYNC?!?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 12/06/2025
Maybe quit voting for their fucking bills then? Maybe quit confirming their nominees? Maybe shut down the Senate with the many procedural tools available to you? Maybe do something other than send sternly worded letters?
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Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺 @carriesweet.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Here are the facts: Noem declared war on California and its elected officials today. Shut the Senate down until she is removed from office. bsky.app/profile/just...
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Diva downnnnnnn
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
hey we noticed you from across arkham asylum and really dig your vibe
A selfie of Zac Oyama, Ally Beardsley, and Lisa Gilroy in Joker makeup and costumes
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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
AMERICA’S NUMBER ONE BIRD ROCK PODCAST drops tomorrow
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Rotating Mary
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
These are my two best friends and yes I am a crazy old cat lady
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
SUZIE WE LOVE YOUUUUU
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
okay but is this an opportunity to be #BostonProud? GO KORI KING GO
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chris//topher @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
SUZIE TOOT LANNISTER FOR THE WIN
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