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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it okay to bring a hot bowl of chili to an interview

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

overheard a college guy telling a friend he was “encouraging” his mom to get a facelift…not sure I can recover from this

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Elizabeth Weill-Greenberg 🇵🇸 @elizabethweill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One woman I met outside Delaney Hall told me men inside the jail -- including her husband -- are denied medical care and have resorted to drinking their own urine to try to address infections. truthout.org/articles/thi...

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This Back to School Season, Kids Face a New Fear: ICE Taking Their Parents

More than 200,000 children in the US are estimated to have had a parent detained by ICE.

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

please pfizer make a medication that makes me forget who stella lefty is

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

sir you have to let me into the restaurant with my emotional support cigarette. it’s the law.

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Come for the roast of John Roberts’ substack essay, stay for my segment about insane 5-4 pitches

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just put on a new dress that is terrifying my dog?? She is running from me??

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Already loved this story of this Philly queen who confronted a Chucky masked man harassing a jogger and kicked him in the chest so much but knowing that we can thank "years of stage combat training at the University of Arts in Philadelphia" makes it even better: www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/u...

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A Man in a Chucky-Style Mask Was Scaring Philadelphians. Then He Picked the Wrong Woman.

When Jameka Wilson encountered a man wearing a Chucky-style Halloween mask, her stage combat training kicked in. Now she’s a minor local celebrity.

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

they should make snoos for adults we also deserve to be rocked gently to sleep

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James Bailey @drjamesbailey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m a big fan of this photo of Madonna looking like a visiting lecturer who will absolutely not give you an extension on your modernist poetry essay just because you chipped your tooth on a Snickers bar.

Madonna, seated at a desk in front of a typewriter and a stack of books. Madonna is wearing trousers and a white shirt.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Wow. Proponents of the ICE taser gloves are openly saying that one reason they love the gloves is that they doesn’t leave any marks or proof that they were used, making it harder for people to sue when they’re shocked excessively.

Mother Jones

"In today's society, you know, everybody's filming everything, everybody has a cell phone," Glueck said. If an officer punches someone on camera, that can go viral in an instant; even a standard taser leaves puncture wounds. But "the glove is low optic, and it looks better on camera, and it looks better to those witnesses. With a glove, there are no burn marks or scars."

But local police across the country are still eagerly buying the gloves—in large part so that they can harm people and avoid being sued for it. It's been successful "from the patrolmen to the jailers," Lumpkin County Sheriff Stacy Jarrard said in a Compliant Technologies promotional video. "It's been a great tool as far as mitigating liability," according to Nelson County Jailer Justin Hall.
Bob Couey of the Floyd County Sheriff's Department sung the GLOVE's praises, too: "I highly recommend these gloves to anybody that's looking for a utility they can use that is conducive to not leading to lawsuits."

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Believe it or not this is the safest food in America right now

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Is nothing safe? Is nothing sacred?

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

listen to the end for a special haley stevens easter egg

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

we need a four day work week so we have time to watch the TikToks/reels our friends send

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

do you think in the future there will be January 6 reenactors

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

really went into a dark mental space clipping 2024 Trump speeches for this one

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

just saw a t shirt that said “ammosexual”

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Lmao Amazon fresh trying to offload bagged salads

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

please mamdani make amc release more tickets for the odyssey in imax @mayor.nyc.gov

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think I want a tattoo of jimothy

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

1/ Guy who killed Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero called his ex wife to get her to vouch for his character. Readers, she did not: archive.md/L8BuD Quite the opposite.

ICE agent who killed man in Biddeford identified as former Maine law enforcement officer
An ex-wife told the Press Herald that David Brouillette called her and admitted he was the ICE agent who shot Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero.

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It actually would be nice if my haters become my waiters at the table of success.

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:

Cecelia Humiston, 22, lives on Chapel Street. She was asleep with her two-year-old son when she woke up to the sounds of a commotion on surrounding streets.

When she went to investigate, she saw what appeared to be a person lying on the ground on Pool Street.

She remembers hearing an older woman with a distressed family, yelling, “You took her dad, you took her dad!”

“They were with a little girl, she couldn't have been older than three,” Humiston said. “She was still in her Bluey pajamas.”

Humiston described law enforcement as “rude,” and said they barricaded family’s car from leaving. Another yelled at the little girl, who was trying to smell flowers.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 08/07/2026

mitch mcconnell is in recovery after undergoing the classic “3 in 1” emilia perez suite of simultaneous surgeries

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

They’ve said this about nearly everyone they’ve shot in a moving car, and they’ve lied nearly every time.

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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

there’s a podcast that would never make this mistake

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/06/2026

thank you jd vance for helping instigate an ethnic cleansing campaign

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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

(Learning about Pride sale in our merch store with 6 days left in Pride month) PRIDE MONTH SALE IN THE 5-4 MERCH STORE! Check out fivefourpod.com/merch for shirts, mugs, stickers, and more. 👚CELEBRATE being a grad of 5-4U 👜MEMORIALIZE important exits ☕️CALL a justice a dumb freak

Black shirt with white text: CLARENCE THOMAS IS A DUMB FREAK

Red, blue, and white circle sticker with the 5-4 University School of Law crest

Black fanny pack with white script and floral text reading ANTONIN SCALIA IS DEAD

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This one is for all the Roberts haters, you will not be disappointed!!

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades

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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

This week’s episode is about a couple of cases designed to limit the impact of the First Step Act, the only good thing Trump has ever done. With a brief digression about the New Jersey congressman who has gone missing.

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The Supreme Court v. The First Step Act

Podcast Episode · 5-4 · June 16 · 41m

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026

Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

they should release a nerds gummy clusters perfume

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Okay it turns out JFK was an insanely joyful place to watch that comeback!!

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m supposed to fly out of New York tonight and it just feels so wrong

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

sometimes you need to stand in front of the hair dye aisle in Walgreens for 30 minutes pretending you are about to change your life

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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This week’s premium episode is a mailbag, where we answer 1-2 questions about the Supreme Court and move on to slut shaming our listeners.

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Reform the Court and Your Love Life (Summer 2026 Mailbag) [TEASER]

Podcast Episode · 5-4 · June 9 · 5m

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

my favorite nonalcoholic beer, the cerave retinol

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

feeling anticipatory dread that I won’t get phoebe/alex g tickets

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

my mental health is 100% tethered to the wellbeing of the wood duck ducklings in prospect park

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

someone please ask about @fleerultra.bsky.social’s skincare routine he’s ready to speak

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Baggu is a beautiful name for a girl

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Subway Takes guy: what's your take Dr. Mahmood Mamdani: The nation made the immigrant a settler and the settler a perpetrator. The nation made the local a native and the native a perpetrator, too. Once we learn this history, we might prefer to be survivors instead. Subway Takes guy: 100% disagree

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

almost titled this one “Mark of the MrBeast”

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 16/05/2026

Guys. The Ancient Greeks weren't white. They were more like cephalopods than modern humans -- their skin was bioluminescent and constantly shifting its color. And they didn't live in in idyllic seaside villages; they could only survive near deep-ocean vents. They DID have Matt Damon accents, though

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Alli @flojersey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

the latest email scam that pretends a friend is inviting you to a dinner party is starting to hurt my feelings

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