adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 15hthe weather forecast for next week is cloudy with a chance of mustache 3431
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026no one talks about how hard it is to write upbeat happy songs that don’t sound cheesy but Y’ALL sometimes i just DO feel cheesy ugh sue me !!!!! (i’m lactose intolerant) ((plz don’t sue me until i have a job)) 4410
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026just accidentally referred to merlin’s collar as his necklace 3581
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026credit card just sent me a potential fraud alert like 🚨⚠️ did you actually leave a decent tip for this bartender who gave you a free drink ⚠️🚨 tap to report 2550
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i am such a sleep seal todaystatic.klipy.comDehy Seal Wakes Up and Looks AroundAlt: GIF of sleepy seal 0540
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’ve been seeing a lot of seal content lately and i do think that i could do that job p well (being a seal) 5540
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026been out of my acid reflux medication for a few days and my pharmacy still hasn’t filled it so u can bet your bottom dollar i WILL be complaining about heartburn all day 🐲🔥 2340
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026two thirst traps in one day ???? (these were the outtakes from earlier and i’ve had a few glasses of wine) 2355710
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh lordy do not tell me the bowl cut is making a comeback 10610
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026no YOU’RE lying on my bed staring at the ceiling listening to noah kahan 9660
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so the good news is that job hunting in this market is as bad as they all say!!! that is actually the bad news but i'm trying to demonstrate my sense of optimism ☀️ 41091
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026hell hath frozen over (i live in the US capital and it was 60 degrees this morning) 4430
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hey does your brain ever sound like sljdjdhjjdjjjndnwsnssbsdkkddddjdbdbddbdbdabansksxmcm ok yeah me neither 7843
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fantasizing about spontaneously cutting off all my hair and maxing out my credit card but like in the normal way 11730
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i’d never survive a life of fame bc i trust every person i ever meet and also i like thirst traps on main 5980
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026should i debut a new song at this open mic i’m going to tn 4370
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026there is a dog in my neighborhood named “best friend” and when i tell you i get misty eyed EVERY time i think about it— 6630
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026what i almost just pocket replied with on a Serious Post 4230
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026THERE IS A LITTLE KID IN ME LOSING HIS MIND RN BC LINK CAN JUMP 1542
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026just saw a wonderful production of merrily we roll along and i love live theatre !!!! i love sondheim !!!!! i wanna give everyone a kiss !!!!!!!!! 1531
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026not to sound dramatic but my coffee maker died this morning and i think it took my soul out with it 15900
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026live footage of me going another day without meaningful news about pokémon winds and waves or the ocarina of time remakestatic.klipy.comDancing Skeleton in a RoomAlt: GIF of a hunched skeleton falling over. 5590
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026every time i post here i blow a lil kiss to all the bloomfs who have post notifications on 3931
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026okay but like when do u think patrick rothfuss last opened the word document 2220
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026a man’s gotta brew what a man’s gotta brew (so much coffee) 0490
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026recently my mom said, “you were such a beautiful baby,” and then she handed me this photo 7771
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026guys i’ve been recording sm music and i can’t wait for u all to hear it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 4400
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026inb4 east ocean of america and west ocean of america 1250
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026performing “backwoods barbie” for GMCW in 2023 reignited my love for songwriting and storytelling through music—i’d not be living the life i am were it not for dolly’s profound influence and goodness. what an inspiration and treasure 💜🩷💜🩷💜🩷 3681
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i’m up all night to pet duckies, i’m up all night to pet duckies 2481
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i am at a gay bar see more shorts that go to or past the knee than i see short shorts :(((( 151063
adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026ain’t no feelin’ quite like shedding your pants and being horizontal at the end of a long day .. the word of the lord😌 8821