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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OMG Infowars figured it out!!!
infowars instagram post for "Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy."

comment by crjustus: 
"Out of solidarity, I got neutered the same time Mr. Mistofellees did. Now, with Cat Food for Men, I can feel that much more of a connection with him."

comment by @chuckholt5977: 
"Cat Food For Men is perfect for weeks-long stretches where you can't bear to go outside and face other human beings. Keep a box by your bedside so you don't have to walk to the kitchen. Much endorsed."
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026
Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/09/2026
It would be extra funny if the culprit was named “Major Leak” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/u...
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In Major Leak Hunt, Pentagon Gives Polygraph Tests to Joint Staff Members
About 50 people were tested, an unparalleled inquiry that comes in the wake of news reports about the war with Iran and the U.S. military’s diminished stocks of munitions.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Writing in mix matched capitalization, not a good sign for the executive functions…
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 7: Inspector 34
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Chicago teen shares his experience in ICE detention centers: I am 18 years old and I just graduated from high school in Chicago. I was in ICE detention for 2 months and 10 days. They kept me in solitary for 2 days for no reason, alone in a room with just a toilet. They never let us go outside.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weird he can’t bring this kind of energy towards his colleague who is accused of beating up his daughter.
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bsdtectr @bsdtectr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Are you out of your fucking mind?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not falling for this diarrhea trap someone set on the sidewalk.
A wedge of iceberg lettuce, pretty wilty, on the sidewalk.
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Apocalypse Pete
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know this guy has a Bluesky account.
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.
An excerpt from EB White's Here is New York
There are roughly three New Yorks there is first the New York of the man or woman who was born here who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence is natural and inevitable second there is the New York of the commuter the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night third there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something of these three trembling cities the greatest is the last the city of final destination the city that is a goal it is this third city that accounts for New York's high-strung disposition it's poetical deportment it's a dedication to the arts and it's incomparable achievements commuters give the city its title restlessness natives give it solidity and continuity but the settlers give it passion and whether it is a farmer arriving from Italy to set up a small grocery store in a slum or a young girl arriving from a small town in Mississippi to escape the indignity of being observed by her neighbors or a boy arriving from the corn belt with a manuscript in his suitcase and a pain in his heart it makes no difference each embraces New York with the intense excitement of first love each absorbs New York with fresh eyes of an adventurer each generates heat and light to dwarf the consolidated Edison company
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm hella susceptible to horseshoe propaganda
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Odysseus and his men get trapped during a doubleheader with the green monster. The only way out is to cling to the underbelly of Tampa Bay Rays penned up there for slaughter. While wheeling away on Mass Ave, our title character shouts “Roman is my DAD, cocksuckah - THEY CALL ME NOMAHHH”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Papa! Papa!
Alex Jones tweeting about losing Infowars: @elonmusk please help
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAF...
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Earnest (from “Earnest Goes to War”) pronounces “gestapo” in the German. Huh.
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What about a “simple yet violent” effort. My fear is even if that’s not enough, what’s left?
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sickening. Absolutely sickening. This must be ended and cannot be allowed to happen again in our country.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
they grabbed this kid from a preschool and shipped him off to Texas "i used to work for ICE" should be a terrible secret these subhuman creatures take to their graves
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Sir, before you lecture me about anything of remote importance, I need to know why a quarter of your seemingly-academic study is taken up with the entire Justice League.
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m sorry, but this dude cosplaying as an academic has comic books taking up an entire row of his shelf?! lol k
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This is RICO right @kenwhite.bsky.social
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Anyone got eyes on Verbal Kent?
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Watching Kashoggi reminded me of Shakespeare “What, will these hands ne’er be clean?”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Way to put out that fire, sir.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?"Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Daaaaaaaa bearssss
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
starfleet medical officer here. I can tell you that a 72 hour stay in a medbed indicates a serious and potentially fatal health condition.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Everyone should be held to the same standards.
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Embarrassing from Simon Hooper.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I already beat another guy who cut Medicaid, gave tax breaks to billionaires, and hounded multiple women who accused him of sexual harassment — might as well debate the one actually calling the shots.
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@teddypasketti.bsky.social is u good??
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Still thinking about Eric Adams’ favorite concert
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Homey accusing police of chasing paper while wearing arc’teryx, only the most self aware people…
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
New poll: The vast majority of NYC Dem primary voters agree with Mamdani’s Israel positions, even arresting Bibi. 57% say they’d be less likely to support incumbent Dems who don’t endorse Mamdani. That includes Schumer and Jeffries right now. www.semafor.com/article/07/2...
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Poll: New York Dems side with Mamdani on Israel, Netanyahu
New York City’s Democratic primary voters overwhelmingly believe that Israel is “committing genocide” in Gaza.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Contrary to popular belief you don’t have to be a pedo to be an elected Republican, but it obviously doesn’t hurt
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
look just bc epsteins party buddy is in the epstein files, let’s not jump to conclusions that the notorious pervert who repeatedly bragged publicly about his sexual preference for young women (including his own daughter) did anything wrong despite how weird he acts when epstein is brought up
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The Toffee Blues @evertonnewsfeed.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
🎂Happy 34th Birthday to former Everton Winger Andros Townsend 💙 🔵27 Games ⚽️7 Goals 🅰️4 Assists
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Baz @barry1878.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🔵 Evertonians new home… Reposts appreciated youtu.be/UHoWS9ZpRbU?si…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ben Shapiro reviewing Superman: "Not. Good.""Are we the baddies?" meme
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Kent Lind @camasonian.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
As always it seems like conservative White people are about 1000x more invested in curating who qualifies as “Black” than Black people themselves.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/07/2025
really interesting that the vice president cites as a key intellectual influence a guy who thinks black people are natural slaves
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woodyball.bsky.social @woodyball.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The reaction is alarming, but the answer (in which she basically says “yes, this is a bailout of my state”) is somehow even worse. She’s not fit to lead a single person, much less a state. Pathetic.
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em cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
one of my broomball teammates took this picture of the baja yesterday and i can’t get over it
tiny yellow subaru baja parked between two unnecessarily giant black pickup trucks
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