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kirbsolute elsewhere

@wondroushippo.biz
419 followers 717 following 1.4K posts

Video game PR creature. I like the Texas Rangers, San Antonio Spurs, Texas Tech, Kansas City Chiefs (go Mahomes), baseball in general, metal, transit, and living in Chicago.

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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 15h
lol thank you. I’ve seen ‘em like 5 times now (and once in a cemetery)
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 17/10/2026
Good lord, the ratio on this is so brutal that I don’t even think mathematically it’s a ratio. Not actually graphic media but if you don’t wanna see post screenshots of people saying stupid shit, there you go
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 15/10/2026
Hi @jamestalarico.bsky.social I have an idea for when you win
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 10/10/2026
I have high hopes for whatever recomp this is going to be.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 03/10/2026
“AJ Smith-Shawver was committed to play quarterback at Texas Tech”
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 18/09/2026
I have an idea.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 05/09/2026
Damn am I happy to be wrong on this, love some prog metal weirdos
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 02/09/2026
I love a pitcher's duel (both pitchers have shot each other dead)
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 31/08/2026
A week of baseball.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 23/08/2026
The centrists are getting really creative.
Sword x Staff
A Third Way RPG
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 22/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 08/08/2026
It turns out that Ja Rule might not live up to his commitments. Unexpected.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 06/08/2026
Cory Alexander
Cory Alexander, hoopin' in the void
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 03/08/2026
no cheating. post your lock screen.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/07/2026
Every generation has its takes on it. Millennials have these sacred texts, the zoomers are doing TiksTok now. But we are united.
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. 
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/07/2026
ESPN debate content in other contexts will always slay me www.tiktok.com/@jamesandibh...
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 12/07/2026
At a White Sox game
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 07/07/2026
The show description for El Señor de los Cielos on Google is amazing:
A humble man who wanted to become the richest and most powerful man in the world of drug trafficking in Mexico. To do so, he was capable of anything, and to maintain his power, he was even capable of changing his face.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 06/07/2026
I'm already seeing a bunch of Sorsbyposting. Congratulations America, you're Texas Tech. Wreck 'em!
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 02/07/2026
THERE’S ONLY ONE NUMBER TO REMEMBER
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 30/06/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 29/06/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 17/06/2026
Deadzone Rogue…Fredzone. Fred Flintstone. YABBA. DABBA. DOO. There are dinosaur appliances everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 17/06/2026
“Who’s da mayor of New Yawk?” Uh, uh…
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 08/06/2026
ASTROLOGY SEZ SPURS IN 6
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 07/06/2026
As a fan of the 2 X 2 Y naming convention, I am legally obligated to instabuy
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 07/06/2026
When the album cover titties get your skeet flagged
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 06/06/2026
LOVE WINS
AND NEVER LOSES ITS KEYS
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 03/06/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 02/06/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 28/05/2026
James Talarico was personally traumatized by Michael Crabtree? Lmao amazing
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 23/05/2026
Old Man’s Son Also Old Man
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 19/05/2026
Tech softball playing Florida this week.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 16/05/2026
@jcdpb.bsky.social RAIDER
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 08/05/2026
It’s not what you want from the local justice of the peace. www.expressnews.com/news/article...
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 02/05/2026
This kid gonna do their Aegis setup on some prisoners
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 25/04/2026
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Bluesky replier not getting a vulgar rerefence and making it about how we need to vote for better Democrats. They're not wrong but definitely missed the point. Oh, to not be as online and brain poisoned as them. Alas, lol
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 22/04/2026
Hans Moleman "seed bell" meme from The Simpsons:
I need all the Carson Beck
pixels you have. No, that's
too many pixels of
Carson Beck.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 18/04/2026
You: debating whether it's cool to wear the band's merch to the band's show Kirby: drinking coffee from cup with his face on it
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 17/04/2026
If the band’s pig looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit tonight
That’s a big ole pig
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 11/04/2026
Ghost quickly realized they probably shouldn’t wear their white outfits for outdoor festivals.
One of the nameless ghouls of Ghost wearing an all-white outfit. It kiiiiinda looks like a KKK outfit.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 10/04/2026
Yep, she confirmed on twitter (there are photos of her on the account, it’s definitely her)
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 10/04/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 03/04/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 03/04/2026
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 02/04/2026
I remember the Metal Blade Tumblr posting the album art to Behemoth, thinking "this is the most metal thing I've ever seen", being surprised it was synthwave, then also thinking "holy shit this rules"
GOST - Behemoth album cover. A dude in a spiked leather jacked holding an inverted cross, his head is a skull with exploding lights and blood, in a sea of blue crystal stuff? All I know is that it fucking rules
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 20/03/2026
SHOULDNTA LET CREAM ABDUL JABBAR INTO MARCH MADNESS
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 20/03/2026
Sure why not
DRACULA CALLED

AND HE’S COMING TONIGHT
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 08/03/2026
The rent is too damn high guy
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 06/03/2026
Headline: "SLIPKNOT's SHAWN 'CLOWN' CRAHAN Explains Why He Moved From Iowa To Palm Springs: 'The Energy Is Incredible'"

Photo: Shawn 'Clown' Crahan looking like there is not exactly much energy going on in his soul
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