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Wonder Dave

@wonderdave.bsky.social
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Comedian, Writer, Swell Human.

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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm opening for Akeem Woods tonight @ DNA Lounge in SF. The show is close to selling out. www.dnalounge.com/calendar/202...
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TONIGHT at the SF Eagle 7pm Hysteria Comedy Open Mic returns for our bonus fifth Wednesday mic. This month we've got a feature from Colin Braun! Catch him below he heads back over seas!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🔥This is how it’s done. Imagine if every anti-immigrant fearmongering liar was grilled like this. #ShowMeTheStats #GetYourPhoneOut 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (h/t @ukcameraman.bsky.social )
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA Huey Lews and the Fox News
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Liberator_hen @lisatea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning Bluesky.
Picture of a sailing ship with text SCURVY 
When life doesn't give you lemons
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 23/09/2026
Transing your kids? In this economy?! I can barely afford to trans MYSELF!
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally some good news
Photo of a marmot in the rocks. The headline reads: THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi Twitter.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening giggles 🤣🤔
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I loved getting drunk at cal academy's thursday night parties and petting starfish and I never missed an opportunity to say hello to claude. what a good guy. I hope he's happy in alligator heaven
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fucking wish an american political party had half the spine the Alberta first nations has.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there's a dog here sniffing people's luggage at baggage claim but it's not like a police K9, it's just somebody's lapdog. absolute hustler. just doing it for the love of the game
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And they called them morps
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WrestleChaps are for Everyone* 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ *Except Dickheads @wrestlechaps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bask in his Glory.. for he is... in a cult now
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Idgie Heather @idgieheather.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The alternative kids pop up like wee mushrooms as soon as the gloomy autumn rain shows its lovley sad face. I wonder where they live during the summer? Probably in a damp basement, listening to the Cure.
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mhcomedyhour.bsky.social @mhcomedyhour.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Friday September 11th mental health comedy hour is back at all out comedy theater with guest house Baruch Porras Hernandez! Tickets at www.teamwonderdave.com/mhch
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Hysteria Comedy Open Mic for Women and Queer people is tonight 7pm at the San Francisco Eagle 🦅. This show is not for children. Unless they are really cool. 😎
The text reads Hysteria comedy 7:00 p.m. Wednesday, September 9th at the SF Eagle the picture features magenta and blue to cartoon dogs from the Nickelodeon holding hands and smiling with a blurry purple photo of a bar as a backdrop.
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Has any religion ever presented the option of a cool afterlife?
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was out of town for work while while all of the Burning Man people were out of town. Sadly that means this year I did not get to celebrate Brunching Man. Which is a magical time in San Francisco when all the burners are gone and the brunch lines are short.
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just watched "John Candy: I Like Me", and one line that stood out, from Mel Brooks, was "He was a total actor because he was a total person.” Maybe doesn't apply to someone like Andre the Giant, but I think this thought would benefit 99% of wrestlers. Authenticity translates more than you think.
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shitposting before 6AM? It could happen to you.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
✨ Congratulations! You have been selected to log off for three days to go sharpen a knife with a whetstone and slice some tomatoes
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KJZZ Phoenix @kjzz.org · 04/09/2026
Community members huddled around a small stage set up on the grass at Tucson’s Catalina Park. A sea of thin white candles twinkled in the crowd as attendees hugged each other and cried: www.kjzz.org/fronteras-de...
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Hundreds gather at Tucson vigil to honor 2 men killed in anti-LGBTQ hate crime
Community members huddled around a small stage set up on the grass at Tucson’s Catalina Park. A sea of thin white candles twinkled in the crowd as attendees hugged each other and cried.
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm a silly goose
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As we all listen to a bunch of Dolly Parton today may I suggest you add "You can't make old friends" a duet she recorded with Kenny Rogers to your playlist. It feels especially poignant today. youtu.be/chBNBzE35EI?...
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Kenny Rogers - You Can't Make Old Friends (duet with Dolly Parton) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Warner Records Nashville
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Working 9 to 5, yeah, they got you where they want you There's a better life and you think about it, don't you? It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it And you spend your life putting money in his wallet (putting money in his wallet)” — Dolly Parton, Rest in Power 💔
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Spoiler Alert: Everyone you know Someday will die.
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you considered...
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I made curtains. Where did I get the fabric? It was left over from an event I worked. That's trickle down economics in action baby!
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In a fun turn of events I'm fairly certain the dairy free shake I ordered was not in fact dairy free.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This video always. youtu.be/IKICKcMU3MU?...
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Aamer Rahman: Is it really ok to punch nazis?
YouTube video by FEAR OF A BROWN PLANET
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rest your head, you worry too much.
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok but what if I did
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I would never
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“I saw everything,” said Frog. “You did very well by yourself.” “I did not,” said Toad. “But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.” “What is that?” asked Frog. “I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sometimes posts in the replies shine all on their own
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Has anyone tried turning the opening cheer from Bring It On into a punk song cause I feel like that could slap
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I see that a celebrity has died and I want to confirm that it is in fact true. I simply go to their Wikipedia and look for the word "was".
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I did two things today: 1. Listen to the episode of Marc Maron's WTF podcast where he interviews Ariana Grande. 2. Worked on a site build for a $25,000 baby shower.
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You guys remember covfefe?
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wish I understood
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am indeed a professor. I read ugh, theory. I read a lot of history; articles and books. Its because the stuff I read for work is so dark, and intense that I need something to change the gears. So hell yes, I read absolutely trashy romance novels, and I read smut. We can do it all, I believe.
When people say they’ve read 100 books a year and it’s all smut I get mad. That shit does not count. 

Wanna know who actually reads hella books per year? Professors. On top of journal articles. On top of student essays. 

Saying that porn counts is stolen valor
7:15 AM · Aug 18, 2026

Everybody can reply
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Jazz The 40oz Connoisseur @gtsjazz.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026
School starts next week for my district. There are two spanish teachers (another teacher and I) who teach 3 grade levels✨ Please support our classrooms if you can. We will take supplies ALL year. It never goes to waste😉 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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mhcomedyhour.bsky.social @mhcomedyhour.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🛋️🧠 MENTAL HEALTH COMEDY HOUR is TONIGHT in Oakland @ All Out Comedy Theater! This month we are delighted to be joined therapist Sonnet Daymont and Mobius the dog! Sonnet is a LMFT and Mobius is trained to work with patients who have experienced trauma. 🎟️ Tickets: www.teamwonderdave.com/mhch
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mhcomedyhour.bsky.social @mhcomedyhour.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Friday night at 8pm at All Out Comedy Theater come get mentally healthy (results not guaranteed). www.teamwonderdave.com/mental-healt...
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Saw a Drag Queen at a taco truck last night and asked her if she was cosplaying as Dazzler from the X-Men. She responded, "Kesha but honestly very close." 🪩😅💲 💖
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Wonder Dave @wonderdave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Super Hero playlist continues with Quicksilver. I think this one is very different than the others I've shared open.spotify.com/playlist/4tY...
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Quicksilver Always running
Playlist · Wonder Dave · 18 items · 1 saves
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FlatNClean @flatnclean.com · 18/07/2026
POV: you come over to play board games and I serve you some delicious Kool Aid. 💜 #Tupperware #Vintage #Thrift
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