Reposted by mench the benchEmily @skipper1833.bsky.social · 15/09/2026DnD = diagnosed neurodivergent dork 0132
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Fucked up a bramble bush that was plaguing a tree in our front yard while listening to Tim Curry's "Toxic Love" from Ferngully. Rest in peace you beautiful souls, and rest in piss you shit ass bramble. 0100
Reposted by mench the benchBreetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/08/2026*monster truck commercial announcer voice*: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! 051
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"the United States is the wealthiest country in the world!" Cool, can I have some? 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Life is mostly about just like, hanging out and stuff 081
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Reorganizing the spice rack when Schism by TOOL comes on my playlist and it's really doing my head in 020
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Got invited out to a Contra night and I'm the only one taking the dress code seriouslystatic.klipy.comContra Classic GameplayALT: Contra Classic Gameplay 2180
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Have you seen the new post? It's on WeRead. It's literally trending on FlipFlop. It's pinned on the ShmingleSquad discord's #zonkers channel. I literally just ReSpewed it. You can probably find it in the comments section of NetMogger's latest Blorger article. Dude it's in your OmniBox. 160
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My cursed surf-bum rock-person barbarian is now infested with a parasite living in his teeth trying to take over his brain and we're only like 3 sessions in. God I love DND 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Witnessed my first ever ladder related accident yesterday. It wasn't properly locked so it started to slowly slide apart while someone was on it. Fortunately years of instilled paranoia had me holding one side so injuries were minimal, but I will continue mistrusting those finicky contraptions. 190
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed out. 080
Reposted by mench the benchbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026im smoking yhat W Bush 1131235
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Kaladin Stormblitzed Kal Little Prince Da boi Fuzzy butler (when greeted at the door) Cat-ball (when being cradled) Laundry (when he's laundry) Dumb dumb Stinky boy Tiny brain piss baby 090
Reposted by mench the benchNatasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026c o s m o s 4686393171
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Discrete mathematicians be like "mind your P's & Q's" 010
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Between the RFK brain worm and now the screw worm debacle, it's not unreasonable to claim that the worms have successfully executed a coordinated psyop effort and now threaten to overtake humans as the most intelligent species on the planet 080
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I was in a Teams meeting and said "I hate this platform" and Teams crashed immediately after so my coworker thought I just rage-quit the meeting. Which, to be fair, I kinda felt like doing 0100
Reposted by mench the benchBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026I'm at the age where I cry while listening to The Cranberries. 1291997101
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 01/06/2026New PB on losing the bread bag tie: 0:08.531 They said it couldn't be done, well eat stale bread haters! 1150
Reposted by mench the benchEmily @skipper1833.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Wow, I can't believe this is where the first Smash Melee tournament was held 0142
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Got this random pull from a bag of (supposedly) 3 different flavors, the hi-chew equivalent of a Jack-high. Kal is as appalled as I am 😾 0120
Reposted by mench the benchtriplebatman @triplebatman.com · 23/04/2026can someone just [redacted] already 051
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yo bro get drunk and watch Gattaca just one more time I promise no homo you'll love it bro and shave your hairs till understand later bro I promise it'll be soon funny lmao bro 140
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Screaming/crying/shitting myself at the baseball/bowling/concert venue and YOU are soooo jealous 130
Reposted by mench the benchmench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 26/04/2025lost a dear friend this week to suicide... feels unreal... check on your friends, take care of each other 1361
Reposted by mench the benchshrexler.bsky.social @shrexler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Bayonets were the Stanley cup accessories of their time 031
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Just fixed our toilet that wouldn't stop running. Fuck this things 1150
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Mountain Dew has a new "Dirty" line of products. They also have Hard series. This means we're only one iteration away from "Hard and Dirty" Mountain Dew, and I couldn't be thirstier 🥵 1120
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Turning the music down just so I can intentionally turn it up for the "good part" 😩🤌 090
Reposted by mench the benchMercuryCDX @mercurycdx.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Just felt like reposting this for no reason. 14426
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 24/03/2026What idiot called it "post-nut clarity" and not "a stroke of genius" 072
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/03/2026They told me to follow my dreams, so I'm taking a bubble bath in a tuxedo while also in my old English class and I'm trying to answer a question but instead marbles come out of my mouth. 0101
Reposted by mench the benchDr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 18/03/2026we're failing as a country because the news doesnt cover important events anymore 043
