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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/09/2026
Party Hard by Andrew WK came on shuffle and so naturally I remembered the time in college I road tripped up to Duke with @kookaburrasakura.co.nz who made a mix CDs whose first three tracks were Party Hard
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/09/2026
just got mad for the umpteenth time that Popstar flopped, but I guess good taste has never been popular
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
I did this about 4 times during The Weight
diagram of a man sitting in a chair holding a video game controller indicating moving from a reclining position to leaned forward (locked tf in)
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
Noovie seems like a ridiculously amazing gig for Maria Menounos. She does like 2 minutes tops in front of a green screen every 6-12 months. I wonder how much she gets paid for that.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
The more we have trading card crimes, the more I'm convinced letting these cards be a collectible is straight up immoral. No one is out there stealing first edition monopoly money. I think these companies should be required to do reprints until everything is worthless.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 24/09/2026
one of the things I didn't expect when I moved to New Jersey is how often the politicians talk about Bruce Springsteen
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 23/09/2026
It's wild that the two trailers for You Can See Everything have been more of a cultural event than the recent Spider-Man movie which has made $2.5 billion dollars
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/09/2026
I'll tell you what I do like though: a hater, a dyed-in-the-wool hater. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman) holding a glass
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 17/09/2026
Sicilian Ju-Jitsu
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 16/09/2026
D-Day Lewis
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 15/09/2026
the Oakland California Cinematic Universe
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/09/2026
Currently at a Mexican—Irish fusion restaurant. We got Irish cheddar queso fundido, which is delicious. For my entree I got chorizo hash which is topped with two poached eggs and hollandaise sauce, also excellent.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/09/2026
They should have pro math teams. The windy city's team would be the Chicago Booles.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 04/09/2026
New Jerseyans when they see a stop sign
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 03/09/2026
Guy who works for the evil corporation on the phone with the supply guy: Yeah buddy I don't know what to tell you, it says "big ass syringe with a window on the side so you can see the glowing liquid inside". Not my department, who's to say why those eggheads in R&D need this crap.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
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Jahn, Age of 30 In-Demand @jahnjira.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*Peter Cullen voice* ONE SHIP ONE CREW AND A THREAT SO BIG ITS GOING TO TAKE TWO CAPTAINS TO TAKE IT DOWN STAR TREK: GENERATIONS TONIGHT, ONLY ON TOONAMI MAKE IT SO
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/08/2026
*monster truck commercial announcer voice*: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 24/08/2026
epic poem, broski!!
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 24/08/2026
here's some fun engagement bait
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 21/08/2026
stuff like this from a public transit agency somehow manages to wrap around from cringe to wholesome
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/08/2026
distributed footgun at scale
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 15/08/2026
Recently I've been amusing myself by pronouncing French words phonetically in a Southern accent. For example, I'll say (to myself to be clear), "Can I get one of them croissants?" The final word I'll pronounce /krɔɪsæntz/. Other good ones: - creme brulee - hors d'oeuvres - rendezvous
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 03/08/2026
Accidentally clicked the wrong button and now my mortgage servicer has an AI calling me. I hate it here.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 31/07/2026
does bipartisan mean partisan once every other law or twice per law
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/07/2026
antoine fuqua police is that anything
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/07/2026
of all the perpetual adult animation shows, it feels like Rick and Morty went the fastest from "center of the cultural zeitgeist" to "somehow still on despite no one you know ever talking about it whatsoever"
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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/07/2026
do we really need to have fart jokes in movies? i feel like they seldom advance the plot and they also make me uncomfortable. like it makes me wonder if it was really stinky on set and the actors had a bad time because of the smell
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 21/07/2026
"Fanfare for the Common Man" rules but it's fucking hilarious that that particular song is called that
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 21/07/2026
something that is amusing to me about the talk about AGI is that it makes it clear they think the current stuff isn't actually very smart
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 21/07/2026
The stuff going on with the Trailblazers is very reminiscent of the same things that happened with the A's. These teams are huge businesses that are trying to get subsidies out of local governments. And they don't negotiate in good faith. Until we all stop giving them money, this will keep happening
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/07/2026
If I had a nickel for every time someone from my company became a minorly popular internet person, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 15/07/2026
I'm currently in Maine. This is the flag of Maine.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
But Obi Wan, I sell death sticks to the community!
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/07/2026
Stopped at the Lakeside Diner in New Stamford, Connecticut on the way to Maine today. Really lived up to its name!
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 10/07/2026
seeing stuff like this is wild because it makes it so clear that fears about Chinese solar panels is just pure bigotry
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sick. Awesome. Thanks for that. Really preferred this to funding a Blade game by the Dishonored people or people at Obsidian having jobs.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 03/07/2026
If someone tells you they have all the solutions to your problems and it will be a bargain, they're likely selling you something (that you probably don't need) or don't understand the situation fully. And yet executives love to be told this.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 03/07/2026
tfw when you're Sherbrookepilled but currently Halifaxxmaxxing
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tami lam @cuppy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don’t want this point to be lost in the discourse. Going digital-only means inequity for people who cannot afford internet or constantly purchasing new games. Libraries provide opportunities for people to experience games they otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford, and that will be lost.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 01/07/2026
Now that we're losing discs for PS5, I wonder if Xbox isn't far behind. I'm guessing Nintendo will be the last holdout. I do wonder for how long, though.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/06/2026
yeah the steam machine is expensive, but the good news is everyone is making so much more money thanks to our AI-enhanced productivity
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 20/06/2026
movie that came out in the 90s: search it up on YouTube and watch it for $4 book that came out in the 90s: on Kindle, likely at your local library too video game that came out in the 90s: Hopefully it was popular so you can find a copy at a dying local store, good luck.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 19/06/2026
pulling levers on a submarine must feel amazing
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 19/06/2026
true love is when you both point at the screen when Nic Cage says, "I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States"
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/06/2026
Riding on the Acela next-gen for the first time!
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/06/2026
one thing I never expected about wearing a wedding ring is how good it is for stimming
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 13/06/2026
if you don't spend a bunch of time reading emails in your scifi immsim, is it really an immsim?
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