Reposted by mench the benchwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 20h(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what’s up dude Larry: matters most vile 11029188
Reposted by mench the benchJames Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wo-oah Black Betty Eatin' ham Wo-oah Black Betty There's a clam Black Betty had a child Named him Dan The damn thing gone wild On the tram 031
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 13/10/20264 tweets in half an hour triggered the bot I have that monitors your account to see if you took your meds or not. False positive, will tune bot parameters 030
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think it's time for a The Blob remake. It just feels like the vibe rn 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Let me know if you have any favorites. I subscribed to the r/salads subreddit to find inspiration. 141
Reposted by mench the benchEmily @skipper1833.bsky.social · 15/09/2026DnD = diagnosed neurodivergent dork 0132
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 06/09/20267-pack cause I need one sample beer for myself before deciding if I'm going to share them or keep them for myself 030
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Takes one to know onestatic.klipy.comDancing Goat Tribe MemeALT: Dancing Goat Tribe Meme 010
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 02/09/2026x.com/WonderBoy555...x.comPostThis post is from a protected account. 100
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Fucked up a bramble bush that was plaguing a tree in our front yard while listening to Tim Curry's "Toxic Love" from Ferngully. Rest in peace you beautiful souls, and rest in piss you shit ass bramble. 0100
Reposted by mench the benchBreetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/08/2026*monster truck commercial announcer voice*: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! 051
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The Little Drummer Boy is back, and this time he's a sassy lil bugger! 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"the United States is the wealthiest country in the world!" Cool, can I have some? 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Life is mostly about just like, hanging out and stuff 081
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 09/08/2026OMG I was there at the 2 PM showing with my family! 150
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Reorganizing the spice rack when Schism by TOOL comes on my playlist and it's really doing my head in 020
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm just so used to having a separate window for each group so maybe I'm just failing to adapt 120
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I actually hate them as well as the tab split view. Too many layers to navigate 251
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Got invited out to a Contra night and I'm the only one taking the dress code seriouslystatic.klipy.comContra Classic GameplayALT: Contra Classic Gameplay 2180
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Love living in a horror movie, flickering lights and everything 030
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It's the top post on DigiDump when you sort by "flummoxing". It's on Flug. You can up-doot it on Flug. You can go to Flug and fav-mark it. Log onto Flug right now. Go to Flug. Dive into Flug. You can Flug it. It's on Flug. Flug has it for you. Flug has it for you. 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Have you seen the new post? It's on WeRead. It's literally trending on FlipFlop. It's pinned on the ShmingleSquad discord's #zonkers channel. I literally just ReSpewed it. You can probably find it in the comments section of NetMogger's latest Blorger article. Dude it's in your OmniBox. 160
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/07/2026New Testament prequel called "Mary and Joe" which follows the biblical couple on the run from the law living as vigilante outlaws, Bonnie and Clyde style. They somehow have Tommy guns but still ride around on donkeys. 040
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My cursed surf-bum rock-person barbarian is now infested with a parasite living in his teeth trying to take over his brain and we're only like 3 sessions in. God I love DND 060
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Witnessed my first ever ladder related accident yesterday. It wasn't properly locked so it started to slowly slide apart while someone was on it. Fortunately years of instilled paranoia had me holding one side so injuries were minimal, but I will continue mistrusting those finicky contraptions. 190
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed out. 080
Reposted by mench the benchbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026im smoking yhat W Bush 1338740
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Reinventing Fruity Pebbles from first principals 070
mench the bench @wonder55.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Kaladin Stormblitzed Kal Little Prince Da boi Fuzzy butler (when greeted at the door) Cat-ball (when being cradled) Laundry (when he's laundry) Dumb dumb Stinky boy Tiny brain piss baby 090
