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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love my family gc so much. If you ever wonder why I’m Like This™️ it’s a family trait

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it

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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what if instead of "kaiser permanente" it was "geyser sperm-a-plenty" and it was just like a really huge cumshot?

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Look I know we have to knit the social fabric back together and spite isn’t a goal-oriented emotional palette, and I know that these people are, to some degree, victims of a propaganda campaign, but goddamn do I laugh my ass off every time one of them loses the house lmao eat shit bozo

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Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

fuck I forgot this shitty website doesn’t have grok I’m going back to my banking app, x dot com

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ok grok replace every time he says gospel with cum and replace the gun sounds with the grindr notification sound

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just saw a Lesbian Soccer Family at the gas station and I’m excited to have a new archetype to consider

Meesa jar jar binks meesa bombad monomyth

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Goddamn these people are such losers

“Nooooo AI is NOT an attempt to resolve Americas contradictions by providing a new imperial project aligned with the economic incentives of neoliberalism! No bro stop saying that noooooo” Oh yeah then why is it called a frontier model, dipshit

“But why would you sting me? Now we shall both surely drown!” “lol,” said the scorpion, “lmao.”

Operation Allah is more powerful and more severe proves you need to lean on your cultures most powerful poets. Consequently, I would like to nominate Philly underground rapper vinnie paz as secretary of war

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I think it’s fair to say that out of all of Americas directors, and we have some talented ones, only Zach Snyder has the Intellect to make The Fountainhead the way it deserves to be made

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It’s so funny watching the le epic atheist to Nazi pipeline just keep churning them out, once again proving that agnostic is the ultimate chad position

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Whoever played drums on “Holding Out For A Hero” is a fucking god why are we not talking about this

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Oh so if I shit all over myself I'm 'a problem' and have 'an alcohol-related mental disorder,' but when she does it she gets a bunch of free peptides and gets called an 'Elite Athlete.' smh my damn head ain't no justice in this world.

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

mfw everyone is saying the the price of diesel is through the roof (I don’t know about logistics)

Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just want like 4gb more ram, man c'mon

jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m trying to think of other industries in history where the new product had huge potential upsides, but it was misapplied and run into the dirt by complete morons before it actually helped anyone. All I can think of is the manhattan project lmao

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve been a death doula for like 10 of my old ass relatives at this point and telling you right now this fucker is one stiff breeze away from death just look at those limbs man he’s a stickbug

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Broke: plugging vape into laptop usb port to vape the internet Woke: lighting a cig off the lighter that plugs into your phone and uses the battery to smoke the internet Bespoke: zyn pouch that has a whole Wikipedia article microprinted on it so I can taste the internet

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We have to stop millennial nerds from saying “sportsball,” so I have taken the distasteful step of kidnapping Nathan Fillion. The next one of you that says it, I’m making him do humiliating cameo appearances where he begs for money to do a reboot of Castle

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

man needs to use a directed energy weapon on that fuckin goiter, looks like he already blew out his liver with a rail gun

Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We could fix both Army and Sport if we just draft anyone who posted about the WNBA for the first time in the last ~8 months and sent them in human wave attacks against the straight of hore mooz

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Dr. Crow @frater-gorgias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think the hobby lobby marketing team is trying to tell us something