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35+ // agender // ND // disabled // poly // bi-demi // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #takewarning "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12h
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2h
I genuinely thought this was gonna be a thread but nah, the question remains unanswered as it should be
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2h
I understand this is a joke but also this is a pretty direct metaphor for how the church has used its influence to keep people in line since the 1400s
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 14h
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 11h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah man I see why you sent this in as a fess, it's fucking weird and gross
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 9h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 8h
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 2h
New curse for your dearest frenemy: I hope the most popular merch for your favorite franchise is A/I-gen*rated
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 10h
I keep thinking about this goddamn scene and wanting to eat drywall IM FINE
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Yuthie @yuthie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🎃🦇🍬
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 10h
Also he's done fundraisers with Moms for L*berty so there's a VERY good chance he's cheating on his wife lmaooooo
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 11h
He's got like degrees in ConLaw so it's not outta fkn nowhere but also it's worth asking him who won the 2020 election imo
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 11h
It's so fucking weird that the dude who hung around hs after graduation is running for office. Ofc he's running as Rep tho
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Mashfiq Ahmed @mrahmedgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has anyone made this in Dressmaker yet?
The viral dress from 2015 that looks black and blue or white and gold depending on the person.
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Showtime!
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For reference, the exam was monday. It is now friday and the first time I feel somewhat human this week. Be nice to the people who are seen as "lazy", or "high-maintenance". A lot of us don't want to be.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But they don't excommunicate people, unlike the Am*sh. There's a "go in peace" attitude to it all. Must be nice, says the disabled queer.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like the fact that everyone does manual labor and no one's talked about medical care or how that's taken care of is a red flag the size of T*xas to me. No one's talked about how their back hurts, or what happens when accidents happen. It's just about faith and purpose.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Women are almost enslaved by the fashion and their role" girliepop. You are wearing a maxi circle skirt in a floral with a navy bandana over your hair.
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John Cena Are You Sure About That Meme
ALT: John Cena Are You Sure About That Meme
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching a docu on the Bruderhoff (which I hadn't ever heard of) and it sounds... nice? Like a communal Mennonite setup. But also they have featured exactly 0 disabled / queer / POC folks in this docu and BOY HOWDY.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A cw is talking about how she bought the Kn*ghts' channel for 70, and I am being VERY nice by not taunting her. #causechaos
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a migraine and a 911 JIRA and somehow these are not the same thing.
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't do things that aren't fun or necessary for survival.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"But you look fine!" I feel like ass. I have a migraine, I'm nauseated, I feel like I'm never going to have enough sleep again. I'm running on meds and spite at this point, and we are quickly running out of spite in favor of sheer fatigue.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the really, really fun(!) parts of being disabled is a scenario that causes normal people discomfort -- like say, being in a fluorescent-lit exam room for several hours with limited food and water -- can cause me to feel absolutely vile for the better part of the week
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... I literally can't remember. The first time I actually recalled it being linked to sex was at age 11, but people had been making weird comments about my body since I can remember.
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Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Goodbye Bad Halloween” is an amazing slogan. It’d be an even better band name.
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Sheepie @jellysheepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This summer the Cincinnati zoo hatched a new baby penguin. I understand that this information does not help you materially but perhaps it may help emotionally. Her name is Couscous
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks Asa
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT #FEFW
Fabio: But the truth was staring me in the face even then. You are no different from us! 

Fabio: Yes, you are human. You have always been human! 

Please stop! Stop this now and come back to us! You are human and I love you!
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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GTA Mission Passed! Respect +
Alt: GTA Mission Passed! Respect +
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is exam day.
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Michael Scott Puts On A Brave Face
Alt: Michael Scott Puts On A Brave Face
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might actually be my new banner
A screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave:

Failed to recruit 
Conditions:
Has questions
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MoneyPuck.com @moneypuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hockey is back! moneypuck.com/predictions....
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might still read it, but like. Geez. I might sandwich it between some fun rom-coms just to lighten up.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Called it.
Content Warning: The source text and this guide feature depictions of physical and emotional abuse, antigay bias, substance use and addiction, suicidal ideation and suicide attempts, sexual content, cursing, as well as illness and death.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing the "Shuggie Bain" author being shortlisted for the Booker and noticing how "trauma-p*rn" is a very "awardable" prize, similar to Oscar-bait. If "John of John" isn't trauma-p*rn, I'll eat my hat.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kids these days don't even know who Batboy is and tbh that's kinda sad.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish to power wash my brain. And my sinuses, while we're at it
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It all went downhill when the Lenape sold Manahatta island...
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why does Manhattan style exist or
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Manhattan style with a splash of cream is my guess but who knows
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like how you read the article and this is what you got out of it lol
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big Balls Now Exposed
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aw fuck yeah
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