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35+ // agender // ND // disabled // poly // bi-demi // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #takewarning "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com

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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT #FEFW
Fabio: But the truth was staring me in the face even then. You are no different from us! 

Fabio: Yes, you are human. You have always been human! 

Please stop! Stop this now and come back to us! You are human and I love you!
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might actually be my new banner
A screenshot of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave:

Failed to recruit 
Conditions:
Has questions
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Called it.
Content Warning: The source text and this guide feature depictions of physical and emotional abuse, antigay bias, substance use and addiction, suicidal ideation and suicide attempts, sexual content, cursing, as well as illness and death.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FEFW Perfect Bird Time!!!!
A picture of a TV screen showing Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave

A young woman with green hair and gold accents is standing behind a headline that says "Perfect Bird Time". The subtitle reads "Support points with Butyhole increased greatly"
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
According to the LDS Church circa 2018 this is what the map looked like with the disclaimer: Possible relationships of sites in the Book of Mormon, based on internal evidence. No effort should be made to identify points on this map with any existing geographical location.
A map showing an island with an isthmus at the top, with several cities between. None of the geography makes sense, and it's divided into the very specific "Sea West", "Sea East", "Land Northward", "Land Southward".
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh this is gonna go real well lmao
Google search: orson pratt location of jesus visit

People also ask: 
Why was Orson Pratt excommunicated?

AI Overview
Orson Pratt was excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in August 1842 because he struggled to support Joseph Smith amid a bitter dispute involving plural marriage and allegations implicating his wife, Sarah Pratt. (from the churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints.com)
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[censored] | 5:47pm
Hello Lee! We received your request to talk with us. We do not have a consensus on where Jesus exactly visited but some LDS scholars say it might've been roughly in Southern Mexico or Guatemala. Again those are not confirmed by the church but some scholars believe this might've been the case.

5:48pm
Do you have names of those scholars?  I'm doing a bit of research and I'd love to dig a bit deeper.

[censored] | 5:51pm 
I don't exactly have a lot of information on who exactly they were but I believe Orson Pratt and Fredrick G Williams were some scholars who believe this theory.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyway to the asshole at Costco with nothing better to do than police strangers' language
Thanks for your unsolicited white guy opinion, in the meme 80s font generator
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
May I introduce you to the Carolina Hurricanes' goalie, Brandon Bussi
Headshot of Carolina Hurricanes' goalie, 32 Brandon Bussi
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bobby Poster meme from King of the Hill 

Top panel: Bobby pointing behind a poster that reads "Dolly Parton died" .

Bottom panel:
Teacher with the crumpled poster, subtitle: Because of Dolly, those kids can read, and they're very upset
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ok
Monday July 27
Estimated delivery 
Picture of swirl glasses
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18? This was full of bangers tbh
Promotional Movie Poster for The Dark KnightPromo Movie Poster for Kung Fu Panda
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#SoundTheSiren #StanleyCup
CAROLINA HURRICANES 2025-26
TOM DUNDON VERUSHKA DUNDON CADEN DUNDON DAX DUNDON
DREW DUNDON BLAKE DUNDON TASAN DUNDON TOM DUNDON AGAIN
THE DUNDON FAMILY OFFICE DUNDON CAPITAL PARTNERS
CORPORATE SYNERGY PRESENTED BY BETMGM
OFFICIAL SPORTS DRINK BODYARMOR DRAFTKINGS SPORTSBOOK
FANDUEL SPORTSBOOK KALSHI PREDICTION MARKETS POLYMARKET
USPS OFFICIAL SHIPPING SPONSOR GILLETTE OFFICIAL SHAVE PARTNER
OLD SPICE LOCKER ROOM GUY TIDE COLDWATER CLEAN
SECRET DEODORANT HONDA NHL GARAGE DISCOVER CARD
SAP STATS GUY TICKETMASTER SERVICE FEES
FANATICS JERSEY QUALITY CONTROL UPPER DECK TRADING CARDS
TIM HORTONS CANADA PARTNER DUNKIN US COFFEE PARTNER
ROGERS SPORTSNET RIGHTS DEAL CANADIAN TIRE MONEY
ESPN PLUS BLACKOUT RULES TNT INTERMISSION DESK
NHL SHOP DOT COM THE AD PATCH DEPARTMENT
DIGITAL BOARD ADS OFFICIAL HELMET DECAL DYNAMIC AD INSERTION
CORPORATE PARTNER ACTIVATION REVENUE GROWTH INITIATIVE
SUBPRIME / NONPRIME AUTO LENDING IN THE 90s
DUNDON FAMILY AGAIN
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July
A black cat licking a foot
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let's do it
Get to know my music taste
For every like, I will post one song I love
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Kiki was a very good cat. A very soft cat, who understood anxiety in a way few do. It's time for her to go I wanted to let y'all know.
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Happy Pride Caniacs #SoundTheSiren
Screenshot of a Snapchat story by ssebastianaho:

Jordan Staal kissing Sebastian Aho on the cheek, while the latter has a giant smile
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Meme of two stick figures badly drawn:

[Carter Hart]'s downfall happening 

Me watching because I prayed for it
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Watching the game at Flight Deck!! #SoundTheSiren
A bar with 3 TVs with the Stanley Cup Final screen on them
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Was no one going to tell me Marge was 34 or was I just going to have to find that out from a splash screen in an arcade????
Picture of an arcade game screen

MARGE age 34
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kinda wish I was in Raleigh for the game except I don't
A sandy beach with calm ocean waves and a dark wooden dock
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#SoundTheSiren
Do the right thing seth jarvis queer-platonic polycule

Image of the ol' Canadian guys poorly superimposed over a purple lotus

Kill Carter H*rt and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
At the #BullsPride game watching the Hurricanes feed
A baseball field with players on it
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I... I'm sure you're very lovely but y'all are barking up the wrong tree, I promise.
Screenshot of a bluesky notification:
Several femme-appearing headless bodies in strappy lingerie as avatars
gonzag*zw.bsky.social and 3 others reposted your post - now
hey has anyone asked oda where the FUCK are people getting cigars and
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It is very nice of the Canes to wrap up a game without overtime. Good job guys!! #SoundTheSiren
Rod Brind'amour with a grin and the subtitle says "Breaking News: Local Man is Pleased. He took one look at this and couldn't help but smile."
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#SoundTheSiren
A bowl of ramen, a THC seltzer, a bottle of water, and the Hurricanes on the TV
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I had to make this into existence.
Top left panel features a boy looking at his phone with the caption:
do you ever wonder what happens when they cancel bread and circuses?

top right panel:
a girl texting from her phone with images of headlines 'Consumers struggle with significant jump in grocery prices' and 'CBS cancels Colbert's Late Show amid pending Paramount-Skydance merger'

Bottom left panel:
The boy, gazing up lovingly, thoughts on The Fire of Rome by Hubert Robert (1785).

Bottom right panel:
The girl, staring at her phone, thinking about The Fire of Rome by Hubert Robert (1785).
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Left panel:
A blonde girl making a frown with the subtitle Artificial Intelligence (AI)

Right panel:
The same girl hesitantly approving of Plagiarized Information Synthesis System (PISS)
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hockey is the only article like this btw
Ice hockey
Main article: Violence in ice hockey
See also: Fighting in ice hockey

A fight between Shawn Thornton and Wade Brookbank. Fighting in ice hockey is an established tradition with a long history.

Violence has been a part of ice hockey since at least the early 1900s. According to the book Hockey: A People's History, in 1904 alone, four players were killed during hockey games from the frequent brawls and violent stickwork.[66] Fighting in ice hockey is an established tradition of the sport in North America, with a long history involving many levels of amateur and professional play and including some notable individual fights.[67] While officials tolerate fighting during hockey games, they impose a variety of penalties on players who engage in fights. Unique to North American professional team sports, the Nationa
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A screening from Wikipedia:

Rugby
See also: Eye-gouging (rugby union)
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#SoundTheSiren
A series of edited screenshots from Thor Ragnarok:

Hela wearing a flyers jersey with the subtitle "you can't defeat me" 

Thor with a Penguins jersey with the subtitle "I know but he can" 

Then a picture of Ragnarok with a Hurricanes logo
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just laughed so hard at this the housemate was concerned #SoundTheSiren
Anonymous account with Gritty as an avatar:
Once the Flyers get a functional Power Play, it's over for you hoes
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#SoundTheSiren
Svetch in the penalty box during the NYI-CAR game

Captioned by a tumblr post:
dornerist
July 11
free my man he did all of it but i don't care
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Three beautiful women huddled around a phone
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My cat barfed on me first thing this morning. I'd die for him.
A black cat looking around innocently on the floor
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is who you're doing errands for
A very close picture of a black cat, green-eyes half-closed
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen"

Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen"

Trxyland signature
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Look at my son, who put himself in the garbage
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist ... Could be worse
A Valentine that reads "Let me see your Bussi" with an image of Carolina Hurricanes goalie Brandon Bussi
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I am, apparently, very European. Swiss German, even.
@wokuling is circled between "Indie Hackers & SaaS builders" "German Book Bloggers" "German Dog Lovers Community" "German Werder Bremen Fans" and a big group of "Swiss Progressive Politics and Civil Society"
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
timmy turner fairly odd parents praying please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Woku coded characters
Haruhi Fujioka from OHSHCJanet (portrayed by D'Arcy Carden) from The Good PlaceLouise Belcher from Bob's BurgersMabel Pines from Gravity Falls
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This question is confusing because "can be" doesn't mean "should be". It is possible to train elephants, but it is morally reprehensible to do so. Also I'm not sure if you could train pangolins, but you probably shouldn't own one.
If you could own any animal that wasn't a predator but could be trained, what would it be?
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I wanna go see vicuñas!! Camelids are so cool. I know it's completely unethical to pet a vicuña, but they seem so sweet.
what's your favorite place in south america you'd like to go to
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
An image of Brandon Bussi superimposed on a snowy map, protecting Raleigh
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wikipedia: ISO 3166-2
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The things I research in the name of #amwriting continue to be questionable
Google
are neon tetras legal in north korea
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
Operator watching robot scanning finished parts for quality control in aerospace parts factory - stock photo
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Woku @wokuling.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Bl*es win with a shutout
A black toddler poses for school pictures with a glare and a frown. The text says " Congrats", "Nice", and "Happy for You"
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