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@wizardscroll69.bsky.social
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had such an amazing time at NJ Webfest! Just being nominated is an honor...
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Scott R. McKinley @scottrmckinley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@wizardscroll69.bsky.social - On the big screen tonight: Wizard Scroll - Wizard Highschool Musical! I brought my Headmaster Dumblesnatch vibes and met up with Chris Bauso and @ajfidalgo.com! We're up for three awards including best ensemble. Stay tuned! #scottrmckinley #wizardscroll #audiodrama
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Jeff 🛸 @jeffpennington.art · 23/09/2026
HAMMERHEAD pg. 21 is here!! FINALLY! A big exposition dump! Yessss!! hammerhead.webcomic.ws
A single panel from page 21 of my webcomic
Hammerhead. The space invader field leader of The Nulls, Sub-Commander Zalt, explains the modus operandi of his group of interstellar "travelers" in a suitably dramatic manner. Art by me, check out my comic!
Transcript:
WE, THE NULLS, ARE EXPLORERS OF SPACE.
WE TRAVEL FROM ONE WORLD TO ANOTHER THROUGH THE SEA OF STARS!
AND EVERY
WORLD WE FIND WE
SEEK OUT THE THINGS THAT MAKE IT TRULY ORIGINAL!
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
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Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me would go gaga for Wizard Scroll holy shit But at the same time he'd be fucking mortified by the constant shoulder/back pain & my bald spot. These past 8 years have felt like 18 🫩
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sell your podcast in 5 words: Wizard boy cucked by book
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm here to go fast and eat ass... And I'm all outta ass
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The Hoobieverse @hoobydoodles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arfboof Barkyip the Dogman Barbarian exists now I guess #scribble #comic #doodle
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🌊 Kamome || カモメ 🌊 @kamomehex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These days more than ever
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Omg Umbrelei is evil as shit, dawg! I can fix her tho 😭 @xkrissix.bsky.social @lunnbrick.bsky.social @daruma.bsky.social
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wizard Highschool Musical: The Soundtrack has officially hit the airwaves! Featuring the musical talents of: @xkrissix.bsky.social @hoobydoodles.bsky.social @jessmccoy.bsky.social @ajfidalgo.com @ajdelongva.bsky.social @ryand757.bsky.social @therealgchu.bsky.social @tarin-n.bsky.social
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"99% of my world is built on the back of jokes & alliteration, haphazardly cobbled together as I go. & I would have it no other way." ~Goblin Jesus, Jerry 4:20
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The last 4 characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. • Azataz the Wize (young WHSM version) • Frieza • Rod Sterling • The Wawa Hoagiefest guy Frieza hard carries this group. Hopefully Hoagiefest guy has some sandwiches in his inventory at least or else he's dead weight.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@dennisgoris.bsky.social
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Damn that ketamine zombie for stealing Mr Backsweat's thing! He said it first! @hoobydoodles.bsky.social
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Umbrelei's gone off the deep end! Only the power of song can bring her back to sanity maybe probably not... Binge the complete WHSM saga on your podcast streamer of choice!
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 04/09/2026
I got my e-ink nametag. I'm ready for NJ Webfest!
An e-ink nametag stating "AJ Fidalgo, voice actor/ensemble, Dream Job, Wizard Scroll", with a QR code pointing to my website.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a funny wizard
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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🦉 Michael Schofield @schoeyfield.com · 01/09/2026
I am beta testing Bard (playbard.fm) - a fiction-only podcatcher (#audiodrama, #actualplays, #ttrpg) that surfaces critical darlings, new active shows (and suppresses any verified as made with AI) - and I am looking for iPhone and Android testers. Free. #podcasts Would love some reposts <3.
playbard.fm
Bard: a podcast player for audio drama and actual play
A better listening experience for fiction podcasts. Made by a librarian on the weekends with love.
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dang it always sucks to have to deal with the hall monitor. His dialogue tree is bugged to shit @xkrissix.bsky.social @ajdelongva.bsky.social
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 18/08/2026
Quick PSA. Looking at you, local orgs and small businesses.
Crudely drawn bunny character holding a pencil, messy hand lettering surrounds them in orange to green gradient color. It says in all caps:

Stop using AI for your flyers & logos! They look like shit, everybody thinks so! Seriously, you’re losing business. Just make it yourself or hire a real artist.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any. Says Skeletor urging you to use your power to change the future before there’s no future left.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
please enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY THE COMPULSION TO CHECK MY PHONE EVEN THOUGH I JUST DID TWO MINUTES AGO BECAUSE BILLIONAIRES ARE MONETIZING OUR ATTENTION WHICH HAS ALREADY RESULTED IN DEVASTATING SOCIETAL HARM out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HH7RDYV5 and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of POUNDED BY THE COMPULSION TO CHECK MY PHONE EVEN THOUGH I JUST DID TWO MINUTES AGO BECAUSE BILLIONAIRES ARE MONETIZING OUR ATTENTION WHICH HAS ALREADY RESULTED IN DEVASTATING SOCIETAL HARM featuring a shirtless man in sunglasses on the left side with short beard and blonde hair. next to him is a MESSAGE NOTIFICATION for one HANDSOME undread message they are on a city street
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Darlene sure does have a way with the ladies. The old 'Bring 12 dates to the prom and tell them all I have diarrhea' trick never fails! 💩 @xkrissix.bsky.social @tarin-n.bsky.social @therealgchu.bsky.social
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nothing better than walking into math class and finding out there's a sub 🕺 @hoobydoodles.bsky.social still amazes me with this dang voice every time, I'm convinced he has a chainsmoking Newark native living in his apartment
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Damn I wish my math tutor had this much fuckin FLOW 🪄 WHSM5 out now on all podcast platforms!
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔
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Jeff 🛸 @jeffpennington.art · 26/08/2026
NEW HAMMERHEAD!! MacDuff is MacDone For but things don't seem to like they're going any better for poor Orin. hammerhead.webcomic.ws
An isolated panel from page 17 of my webcomic Hammerhead

Hammerhead is standing triumphantly holding the severed head of the evil machine man MacDuff above his head with a big smile. His sister Cutter (left, purple poncho) and best friend Ptops (right, a dinosaur) pump their fists in the air in triumph, yelling “YAAAAAAAY!” Golden shimmering sound effect letters appear in the background stating “TA-DA”

Art and everything else by me! Please read Hammerhead
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Headmaster Dumblesnatch always finds time for his passions: historical fiction novels and podcasting! Sometimes both at the same time! 🤓📖 Featuring the vocal talents of: @scottrmckinley.bsky.social @xkrissix.bsky.social & special guest Orcimedes!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
THE LORDS RETURN! The mystery of Jeff's mystery gets more mysterious, Josh strikes back against the artificial in Daranos, and Rich surprises us with a tale of beloved heroes of the past returned! on.soundcloud.com/ur07RiaC8X61...
Episode art for the podcast STORYLORDS. Episode 88: Horns & Counterfeits. A clown woman in a purple beret and purple striped shirt, with a red scarf, nose, and hair, disappears into the shadows with a golden old-timey bike horn in her hand. Behind her a display with a glass done that has a circle cut out of it, displays a replica of the horn that has "FAKE" written across it in black letters, as opposed to the placard on the display which reads "REAL HORN", implying she's stolen the real one and replaced with with a counterfeit. - art by Jeff Pennington.
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Cold Reads/Hot Takes @coldreadhottakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Our August episode, Wilderness, is ready for your years! Have a listen! rss.com/podcasts/vsc...
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The friendly and helpful staff at the Wizard Highschool Academy black site are the finest in the land. No expense shall be spared to get the information they want 🐜 Featuring the vocal talents of: @scottrmckinley.bsky.social @acallback.bsky.social @stfrankievoices.com
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rest in piss Bully Character. We hardly cared about yee 🥺 Thank you @wkeithtims.bsky.social for that touching speech
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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acallback.bsky.social @acallback.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A beverage of sorts?
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Dragon Ball Z: Future Trunks Appears
ALT: Dragon Ball Z: Future Trunks Appears
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Audiodrama producer: Gee I sure am thirsty. How's about a nice refreshing beverage of sorts? *pouring water into glass sound effect*
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is where I post from
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Pondering My Orb
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think folks ignore one big thing in the comparison of Generative AI to Asbestos - because they just think of Asbestos as "that thing that gives people lung cancer in old buildings." When folks argue that AI is 'useful,' Ignoring the ways that I don't accept that premise, Asbestos was useful.
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's always so sad when one of your friends has to drop out of wizard school to raise their newly adopted child. In fact, I think I feel a song coming on... 🪗🥺
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe I'm in the minority here but if people who support AI are being shamed into silence then it's working. The shame is working as intended. The left's biggest problem is that it's afraid to hurt the feelings of folks who need to have their feelings hurt. Let them experience introspection for once
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/08/2026
Spreadsheet people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in Excel
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Jeff 🛸 @jeffpennington.art · 19/08/2026
HAMMERHEAD PAGE 16 IS UP! Well he didn't have to lose his head over it! (And the winner for best author comment on a webcomic goes to...) hammerhead.webcomic.ws
An isolated panel from page 16 of my ongoing webcomic Hammerhead. A close-up of the big robot bad guy of the moment MacDuff, a machine man with a drill nose, blade mohawk, and metal flying v eyebrows wearing a scarf and missing an arm, looking horrified in a sepia-tone frozen moment in time, as the sound effect "SHHIINNKK" fills up the panel around him, stopping him in his tracks. Art, characters, and everything else by me. Please read Hammerhead!
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Jeff 🛸 @jeffpennington.art · 18/08/2026
I had the genuine deep honor of illustrating a fake book cover for one of my best @storylords.bsky.social tales starring my precocious tween ghost hunters The Candle Cousins for incredibly dope commissioner @weirdthey3214.bsky.social and this was the big result!
Digital illustration of a fake book cover for a story I wrote for the STORYLORDS podcast titled “The 13 Ghosts of Redmane Manor” starring The Candle Cousins, amatuer supernatural sleuths with a magical green candle that tells them a spirit nearby needs their help to pass on to the other side.

Peggy (left, blonde pigtails, braces, and overalls) holds the titular green candle aloft, shock on her face while Kris (goth, ripped shirt and pants, fishnet sleeves) stares on flabberghasted at a floating ghost kitty cat that hovers past. A dark and foreboding laboratory setting is illuminated in dark blues and spot greens from the candle.

The book so attributed to “Peggy Rickenbocker”, which is Peggy’s full name, as she wrote their adventures in-universe.
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Chris Bauso 🔮 @wizardscroll69.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally we learn the true story of the first Christmas & Goblin Jesus' mysterious origins. 🎄 Personally I always found it odd he doesn't look at all like a goblin... Now it all makes sense Featuring special guest @spacecastle.bsky.social!
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