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Aaron Damrau

@daruma.bsky.social
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Casual shitpost enjoyer He/Him

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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This whole Ed Sheeran debacle has gotten out of hand. If I was in his position, and everyone got angry with me for betraying a several year friendship to capitulate to genocidal billionaires, I would have done the right thing and simply killed myself
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP King
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trans adults issue unsurprising message of "Go fuck yourself" for J.K. Rowling
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
A meme I made about the general fan opinion on the character Neelix from Star Trek Voyager. 

Neelix did nothing wrong.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
that new Fire Emblem game looks sick as hell
This is, in fact, not Fire Emblem

This is a film poster with a nun with a gun on it.

Top left corner: With Sister Kelly on the street... the Mob doesn't have a prayer.

Title: Nun of That
Tagline: A Blast for you and a Blasphemy!

The rest is too low poly to read, but it's probably not as funny so that's ok.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You mean to tell me that the guy infamously known for aping scenes shot-for-shot from better directors is opening up an AI film studio?
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Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
Alt: Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama "I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked."
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Paramount gave up Star Trek Lower Decks, but greenlit this?
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Eraserhead baby
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you thought the first explosive diarrhea parasite was bad, wait until number two 😏
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Campaigning to change the name of all LLM generated content to "Deuce Ex Machina"
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Hotdog Day
Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
that Nintendo Direct was crazy
Yoshiaki Koizumi playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. He's about to have a Heated Gamer Moment™ on a bridge.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Watching Jackie Kong's The Being (1981)
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Confused Blue Blob Monster with One Eye
Alt: This is Bob from the movie Monsters vs Aliens The joke is that it looks similar to the monster from that movie This is a joke for me.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bluesky is dying, post your worst memes to kill it faster
Scott Pilgrim from the comic series Scott Pilgrim pointing at the camera wearing an outfit and makeup similar to the Joachim Phoenix performance in The Joker.

Speech bubble: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you FUCKING DESERVE!
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A still from Jimmy Neutron where Sheen shows off Ultralord for the fifth time in a row, except Sheen is Nintendo and Ultralord is Star Fox 64
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My girl ❤️
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a video from 1989 shows a monster coming out of the smoke
Alt: A BTS video of the kaiju Biollante timecode 1989 10 27
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cure (2001)
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The song they use at the end of the Special Edition Original Trilogy is much better than Yub Nub. There, I said it.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My Bluesky engagement strategy:
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a woman is giving a high five to another woman on a tv screen .
Alt: The character Wayne from Wayne's World on a CRT television with the subtitle "GET-A-LOAD OF THIS GUY CAM" Garth is there too
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Happy birthday to the GOAT
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Your days are numbered, Connecticut
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A table describing the timeline of Turnabout Trump (also 2026), the first case in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. 

More importantly: that the actual trial took place in canon on this date.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A man in a baseball cap that says "Thinking cap" derided points back at a very cool hotdog on a skateboard with an arrow pointing to it saying "literal coolest thing ever."

He is saying "this fucking sucks actually." There is smug malice.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The box art for GoldenEye 007. Real Gs know what I'm talking about
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This will go great with all of the game franchises that they've milked dry
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The photo of the bombed AWS data center super imposed over the "Godzilla Financial District" meme

The text box says "Go ahead and destroy the AWS Data Center Iran. Make the people happy."
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Please don't be voiced by Mark Wahlberg
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Guys the new HBO Max Harry Potter trailer is so good
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Remember what they are taking from us
A screenshot from United States sanctioned propaganda of a poorly AI generated RFK Jr. piledriving a man in a Twinkie costume at WWE Smackdown.

I am being ironic, you see.Another screenshot from United States propaganda of the president of the United States of America in a Mario Kart-proportioned jet fighter shitting so hard it comes out the bottom.

The caption says "Trump's AI video shows him dumping mud on protesters in Times Square."

We all know it isn't mud.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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a woman with a spider in her mouth is screaming
Alt: Jessie Buckley screaming in The Bride! Maggie took big swings, and missed every single one of them.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I haven't watched the show, but can someone please tell me why Paul Giamatti has Tic-Tac-Toe in his hair?
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Deutsche Bank seems to have found the world's worst Devil Fruit
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Remember Javier Bardem is the cinema's most terrifying villain. That was King Triton saying 'Free Palestine.'
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hard books. You know, like that one almost all Americans read in high school.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Do you think George Lucas named him Count Dooku because he tried to overthrow the Galactic Government (do coup)?
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Star Trek is a very serious sci\-fi show about exploring space and the human condition. Also Star Trek:
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Got my online handle tattooed to my body
Some goob with a tattoo of a golden dragon enveloping a daruma
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Pete Hegseth is frantically getting on a plane right now because he heard JD got a lot of boos.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Bro hit the Luigi Side-B apology
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My favorite thing about Requiem for a Dream, besides all the shots that were ripped off of Satoshi Kon, was that it was a string of 5 second clips at equal luminance for two hours.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
[unflavors your town]
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Polar Vortex has arrived at the city. Which city? That's the one!
A photo of the recent snowfall in Salem, MA

It's a pun, you see.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil "commissioned" by @wildflowertattoos.bsky.social
Tony GokupilBari Whis
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Getting into psychedelics so I can finally live out my dream of reenacting the cabin scene from Army of Darkness in my drug-addled mind
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
> Jared Leto
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a jar of strawberry jam sits on a shelf
Alt: That one gif where the guy opens his fridge in anticipation and is immediately let down.
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Aaron Damrau @daruma.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Captain Jack Sparrow looking down at The Black Spot on his palm
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