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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich brings us a confrontation the entire season in the making! Josh takes us back to an island at war! Jeff dumps us into a thousand new questions! IT'S A GOOD ONE OUR MID-SEASON CLIFFHANGER IS HERE! on.soundcloud.com/xUKulamDxlZx...

Podcast episode art for STORYLORDS Episode 91: Disasters & Clowns. A lady clown wearing a classic air stewardess outfit is taken aback in terror, hand in front of her face, as a shadowy hand enters the frame pointing a drawn box cutter at her. She exclaims "OH NO I FORGOT!" Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh's pint-sized heroes seek out the forbidden ice cream, Jeff sidetracks us into a comic universe of the past, and Rich drops bomb after bomb like you won't believe as he continues Walter Ego! on.soundcloud.com/tBKz9dxQFpwi...

Episode 90: Cream & Lanterns art, digital illustration, for the podcast STORYLORDS. An anthropomorphic carafe of cream looks impatiently/ angrily at an anthropomorphic lantern which peers down at him from under his lid. Splash text in the top left reads: THEY CAN'T ALL BE WINNERS!" and a little narration box in the bottom right reads: "Sometimes the prompts just DON'T work for art!" Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich twists your mind further into the mystery of Walter Ego, Jeff dumps your headfirst deeper into the mystery of The Missing Melody, and Josh gapes your brain wider with the mystery of Duncan! SO MYSTERIOUS! on.soundcloud.com/nqMtHHXSZBrP...

Art for Episode 89: Tricks & Crushes of the podcast STORYLORDS. Johnny Bravo (Cartoon Network), a 1950's style greaser type with a huge blonde pompadour and sunglasses, holds a bomb made up of a bundle of dynamite with a clock timer and wiring on it with a little tag dangling off of it that says "To: Johnny" with a red heart and a kiss of lipstick. Behind him, in a spotlight, the femme fatale actually just named Femme from the same series poses dramatically in the light, looking back over her shoulder with a rye, evil smile on her face. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! The mystery of Jeff's mystery gets more mysterious, Josh strikes back against the artificial in Daranos, and Rich surprises us with a tale of beloved heroes of the past returned! on.soundcloud.com/ur07RiaC8X61...

Episode art for the podcast STORYLORDS. Episode 88: Horns & Counterfeits. A clown woman in a purple beret and purple striped shirt, with a red scarf, nose, and hair, disappears into the shadows with a golden old-timey bike horn in her hand. Behind her a display with a glass done that has a circle cut out of it, displays a replica of the horn that has "FAKE" written across it in black letters, as opposed to the placard on the display which reads "REAL HORN", implying she's stolen the real one and replaced with with a counterfeit. - art by Jeff Pennington.

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The Ghost of Jeff @jeffpennington.art · 18/08/2026

I had the genuine deep honor of illustrating a fake book cover for one of my best @storylords.bsky.social tales starring my precocious tween ghost hunters The Candle Cousins for incredibly dope commissioner @weirdthey3214.bsky.social and this was the big result!

Digital illustration of a fake book cover for a story I wrote for the STORYLORDS podcast titled “The 13 Ghosts of Redmane Manor” starring The Candle Cousins, amatuer supernatural sleuths with a magical green candle that tells them a spirit nearby needs their help to pass on to the other side.

Peggy (left, blonde pigtails, braces, and overalls) holds the titular green candle aloft, shock on her face while Kris (goth, ripped shirt and pants, fishnet sleeves) stares on flabberghasted at a floating ghost kitty cat that hovers past. A dark and foreboding laboratory setting is illuminated in dark blues and spot greens from the candle.

The book so attributed to “Peggy Rickenbocker”, which is Peggy’s full name, as she wrote their adventures in-universe.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich couldn't be here this time so it's up to Jeff & Josh to figure out how the crap to write stories about parsnips! Jeffs beloved Candle Cousins meet a threat they never faced before & Josh's Double Mermaids travel to the horrifying UNDERTAINT! on.soundcloud.com/3QD21AoX1DuB...

Art for STORYLORDS Episode 87: Coins & Parsnips by Jeff Pennington. A digital portrait of a parsnip-headed man with half of his face twisted and mutated into a purple, shriveled rictus grin, complete with bulbous yellow eye. He's wearing a suit that's split down the center in solid purple on his right side and pinstriped white on his left with an undershirt the same colors but with swapped sides and a black tie. He's flipping a coin into the air and grinning manically at the viewer, all highlighted in a gigantic, swirling yellow spotlight behind him. He's like a parsnip-headed Two-Face from Batman, you get it.

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Josh Henderson @joshhenderson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"Rich smells...." ~ Reeses

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's mystery dummies go from one gunpoint situation to another, Rich's superheroes discover some SUPER wild twists, and Josh's crew goes on a GIRLS NIIIIGGHTTT (sorta)! on.soundcloud.com/R1mMGTewWh0I...

Episode art for the STORYLORDS podcast Episode 86: Asteroids & Imposters. An asteroid flies through space wearing some rad 90’s sunglasses which he’s tipping down to peer out at the audience with a massive grin on his face and a flag planted on his head which reads “Da MOON”. He’s thumbing back at a freaked out Earth that’s turning around to look at him. The actual moon looks on with confusion in the distance. The sun and space are also there. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh's brand new team of miscreants get into a heartwarming foible, Jeff's detective jerks get closer to answers they may not want, and Rich's sardonic would-be superhero faces an uncomfortable situation that makes me cringe! (too relatable) on.soundcloud.com/Io6dPs1CiUJc...

Digital art for Episode 85: Towers & Guides of the podcast Storylords. Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, and the creature Gollum perch upon a perilous cliffside overlooking the horror of Mordor. The tower of Barad-Dur scrapes the heavens, the ever-watchful eye of the dark lord Sauron perched at it's apex, burning the clouds with it's malevolence. Mount Doom spews sulfur and fire into the air, blotting out the sun with perpetual night. Art by Jeff Pennington

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M-Class Podcast @mclasspodcast.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Less than two weeks left in the month! Now is the time to donate if you’ve been holding off to make a bit splashy cool ass entrance, like we know you love to do give.thetrevorproject.org/mclasspodcast

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff dips back into horror AND sci-fi with bickering exes, Rich's super-zero confronts his roommate over more than leftovers, and Josh's Flamingos go clubbing - to their doom?! Maybe! Get scared about it, why don't you?! on.soundcloud.com/KS0BZ1HeFLdT...

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

We do a ridiculous number of Patreon-exclusive podcasts and one of 'em just dropped! Jeff tries to explain the Japanese children's karate bugman superhero series Kamen Rider to his two clueless, gormless co-hosts! Will they be into it? It's In Lame Mans Terms! www.patreon.com/posts/in-lam...

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The Ghost of Jeff @jeffpennington.art · 08/06/2026

Dope dude Malaknight, a longtime supporter of @storylords.bsky.social commissioned me to make a book cover for my first season of stories and wanted it “fancy as fuck” so I made THIS

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh's Flamingos go deep undercover on two missions for meat, Rich does another real sci-fi story that really harms you irl, and Jeff introduces the mysterious part of the mystery he's doin' this season. IT'S QUALITY STORYTELLING! on.soundcloud.com/Zq8UsTYL2coo...

Episode art for Storylords Episode 83: Religious Artifacts and Prisons. An Ahnk cartoon character is locked behind bars and mean mugs you while gripping them. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich pushes his bumbling powerless protag into a pickle, Jeff drops two detectives on a dopey despondent dude, and Josh floods the Flamingos with a flush of forgotten friends. Alliteration! on.soundcloud.com/jSSFCNIhavaJ...

Episode art for the Storylords podcast, Episode 82: Trenchcoats & Unexpected Guests. The Spy vs. Spy guys are up to their old shenanigans as the Black Spy knocks on a door while holding a bomb ready under his arm and the White Spy peers around it, pressing a button on a trigger and causing a machine gun to pop out of the ceiling above them. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's back! Josh is back! Rich is STILL here! The Lords have finally reunited to tell us three beautiful tales in three genres, based on two prompts, with infinite laughs once again! These ones are good too or your money back*! on.soundcloud.com/lOMxuwtteWxg...

Digital illustration of a sick snake in sunglasses holding a caduceus staff and riding a cool jetski while his hat flies off. Art for Episode 81: Apothecaries & Jetskis of the podcast Storylords. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Did you know that we do a bunch of other podcasts ONLY for patrons? Well we've just dropped a brand new episode of our 'everything' show AFTERLORDS where we talk about the dizzying highs and subterranean lows of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie! Join today to listen - www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

THE LORDS RETURN...sorta! Josh couldn't make it this ep so we decided now would be the perfect time for Rich to drop a BEHEMOTH sci-fi story! SURPRISE! Also Jeff is there interrupting with a stupid joke every couple minutes so you know it's still a Lords episode on.soundcloud.com/AJKTn9xmWLRO...

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! GUEST STARRING SPIVZY! I'm gonna real with you, I was the one trapped in France when they recorded this so I dunno what the hell even happens in this one. It's probably good(?) on.soundcloud.com/oH9zs0dGccQz...

Episode art for the podcast Storylords, episode 80: Mimes & Masks. A mime lady with red hair wearing a stereotypical beret and striped shirt holds up the Phanto mask from Super Mario Bros. 2. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

THIS IS THE ONE FROM THE NEW EPISODE I didn’t know they had a page here my bad

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

THE LORDS RETURN FOR SEASON 4! Josh proves that even reading about cryptids is for losers, Rich divines a realistic future where robots hunt humans for breaking TOS, and Jeff creates yet another deplorable character to get haunted by whatever. WE'RE BACK BABY! on.soundcloud.com/mLlaMbDtkqYT...

Episode art for the Storylords podcast Episode 79: Stars & Forklifts. Forgotten Sega Genesis platformer hero Ristar drives a forklift like he's in Mario Kart drifting with a determined look on his face. Art by Jeff Pennington!

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

They’re playing Mambo #5 at the doctors office. #RIP Lou Bega 😔

Black and white photo of Lou Bega of Mambo No. 5 fame.

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! ...with a Q&A! While we gear up for the beginning of our FOURTH SEASON we asked YOU to send us questions and WOW we got a lot! So settle in with a snack and stay hydrated cause we got three straight hours of q's, a's, & much, much more! on.soundcloud.com/BkDIPRsIovVQ...

Episode art for Storylord podcasts' season 3 question and answer special depicting two green ass witches hands encircling around a brightly glowing crystal ball which is giving off whispy smoke into the air. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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💀Ryan DeadGraw💀 @ryand757.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The absolute chaos of the declaration "I'm the Meat Grinch" gave me the energy I need to get through work today. Thanks for lordin' @storylords.bsky.social

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Josh Henderson @joshhenderson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Season finale! Do people die? Do they live? Have any of us truly lived?

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The Season 3 Finale of Storylords is here! Adam Frankenstein arrives at the end of of the line, the fate of Daranos is finally decided, and every star in the Omniverse comes into alignment! NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME! ...or will it? NO!! Or...? on.soundcloud.com/vl04ZpojMbFh...

Digital episode art for the podcast STORYLORDS Episode 78: Shores & Paradoxes. Adam Frankenstein P.I., from Spookyvision, leaps forward ready to strike, teeth gritted. Doots, savior of The Omniverse, floats in a spotlight jamming on her sick 80's synth keytar. Ugla, Daranos' greatest wizard hero floats in the air calling down the power of pure lightning through her magic staff. And at their center leaps the greatest hero of all three realms, bathed in light with halo in repose: Rat With a Gun. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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Josh Henderson @joshhenderson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I hope someone gets electrticuted and punched in this one

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich weaves his fractured fairytales towards an unforgettable finale, Josh brings war and destruction to the doorstep of his unlikely freaks I mean heroes, and Jeff's Frankensteinian fable ramps up to a final confrontation you won't wanna miss! on.soundcloud.com/9dgpIUErm5ZE...

Episode art for the podcast Storylords episode 77: Electricity & Violence depicting a fist flying in from off-screen to punch the holy shit out an anthropomorphic lightbulb. Art by Jeff Pennington.

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acallback.bsky.social @acallback.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Gonna party so hard with these bad boys you don't even want to know; or do you and maybe you should join just to see. If you're big dicked enough maybe

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

We’re doing another Jackbox night with our high tier patrons on Friday the 13th! Join or upgrade your pledge to Masterspieces level to play with us or pledge at any level to hang out and watch! www.patreon.com/posts/our-ne...

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Reeses the Wise has "petitioned" us to post his newest Wizard Tips podcast interlude directly to our Patreon for ease of listening, so here it is to get him to shut the hell up: www.patreon.com/posts/reeses...

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Reeses' Wizard Tips from Episode 76 | Storylords

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Reeses' Wizard Tips from Episode 76 | Storylords

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STORYLORDS @storylords.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

THE LORDS RETURN!! Josh's most pepperoni powered player finds himself outfoxed, Jeff's pugilistic private eye ends up marooned, and Rich's storylines splits into fractals of twisted fate! Also there's WINDMILLS! Someone's probably psyched about that, somewhere. on.soundcloud.com/H04apn7jiggH...

Episode art for the Storylords podcast, Episode 76: Foxes and Windmills, featuring a cartoon fox styled after Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes doin' what Calvin's done best since the 90's, pissing on stuff he doesn't like. This time around it's a much more realistic windmill. "Art", which is subjective btw, by Jeff Pennington.

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