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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'M PART OF THE GENERATION THAT: • Respected Our Parents • Played Outside • Drank from the bong • Hit each other with hammers • Ate the whole flag
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
oh shit no way
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
ACAB spotted in Pittsburgh
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Junjou Laina @junjoulaina.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
the best mh monsters for each year
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random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Jebzalis @jebzalis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/02/2025
i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/02/2025
it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
KY GOV. BESHEAR: “If they eliminated the Department of Education and its funding, that’s half a billion dollars in meals for kids that otherwise might go hungry.”
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/02/2025
thankfully the word privilege never appears in any documents related to intelligence or cyber security/hacking
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
we gotta cozymax when we can
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I think body slamming one of these DOGE guys through a table when they show up at your little part of the Department of Agriculture that weighs cows would actually have an impact
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/02/2025
it’s a shame we’re going to have to spend the next 50 years rebuilding a semi-functional country after trump and musk only need to spend 1 month destroying it
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 31/01/2025
Exclusive: Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the US government human resources agency locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials reut.rs/3CuCEPs
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Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025
“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A lot of Gen X libs watched too much South Park and have decided that saying “things are bad and everything is pointless” is a worthwhile beginning point and end point of their politics and I simply do not agree
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women theonion.com/scienti...
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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Annie :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
That's cool. Happy your skill, Breast Valley, went from A->A+
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This wind is actually shaking my whole house
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Jesus killed himself for your sins
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Mornin Chai @morninchai.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2025
it’s comforting to know that the worlds dumbest billionaire built a truck that is an active road bomb that is only purchased by the worlds dumbest guys
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
“Within a Budding Grove”, Marcel Proust (condensed version)
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
my beautiful work of art (quesadilla w/ birria) just sold for a billion (got eated) at the met (by me)
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
hey this really resonates with me. i simply must agree with most of it. good read!
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
It just draaaags. I want to explode google
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
You are meaning to tell me that “venture capitalists” have evil politics and want to do really bad things to society. I’m sure this is a new development right.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
rivals edits so far have been fucking killer and some of the funniest shit i've seen in a minute ngl
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🏳️‍⚧️ heartade | 하세 @heartade.dev · 24/12/2024
Oddly enough, this is a real movement: In response to X/Twitter announcing they are using user content to train AI, Korean users began describing "destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" as a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in order to contaminate the AI training data.
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
yeah
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 17/12/2024
So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street. Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Baseball is probably the only sport where everyone agrees one of the all-time most exciting plays is when “that guy killed that bird”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/12/2024
I’m not impressed by Nosferatu. Oh it’s a crappy bald guy who looks weird? Try going to a noise show
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Dante🍂🍃☕ @wizard2.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
google show me this guy's bald please
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