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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm

@wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social
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Run the most charmingly shambolic comedy club in Wivenhoe. 20th anniversary year 2025. www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk Social misfit, swot & terrible at bios.

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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 13h
Zelensky is asked if Trump is scapegoating him because the USA is in such deep shit back home due to the disastrous Iran War. Watch Ze's response.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Just one more thing, Ms Zacharia. You say when you were asked "Where did you pass the bar?", you thought they said "Where were you after law school?" Maybe it's just me - Mrs Columbo says I have terrible hearing - but those two questions don't really sound anything like each other, do they?"
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Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo Thinking
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
shall we talk about a t-shirt? ariadnereviews.com/2026/10/15/s... #scd #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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Strictly 2026, Week 3: Protect The Dolls
There’s a plain white elephant in the room. Remember, it’s *our* BBC.
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Stuart L. Riley @slriley.com · 15/10/2026
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That Michael Sheen keeps popping up on telly #Taskmaster
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
reality TV shows that are afraid to put together a cast of people of wildly disparate ages and identities rob themselves of beautiful moments like Miranda, Sebastian and Kenny skipping arm in arm down corridors #CelebrityTraitors
Miranda, Sebastian and Kenny skipping arm in arm down a corridor
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He's with the Angles now
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Love Mo & his three tik tok training regime #GBBO
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somehow don’t think we’re going to see the likes of this bready beauty #GBBO
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you had presented just the ingredients in this Technical then you would have come 5th #GBBO
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Mojito Fiend @ronronzo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mo in bread week: I’ve never made bread and it’s boring. Incredible. I would die for him. #gbbo
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kudos to Mo for using Mr Naga chilli pickle - my fave! 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ looking forward to watching Paul’s ears steam #GBBO
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh, so NOW it's ok to touch someone, Ross? #CelebrityTraitors
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sad that we either lose one of Rob/Romesh or Ross who is quality entertainment (loved his heroically half hearted move to go down the toilet for amethyst & how easily he let the boy Bash Trainspotting it instead) #celebritytraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"One of us is going to have to change." #CelebrityTraitors
leigh-anne and james in similar yellow blazers
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this cabin is haunted by Celia Imrie’s fart #celebritytraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Hannah Fry is smart.” “We need something to show us while they are back at their lodgings.” “I dunno let’s give her an abacus.” #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
James Blunt showers like someone taught a self-driving car to wash itself #CelebrityTraitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve giffed James Blunt in the shower and need to know if Bluesky moderation automatically slaps an adult content label on it. #Traitors
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is how Alan Partridge showers. I howled 🤣 #celebritytraitors
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Fraser @thegingerfrazz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine Paul destroys your cake and then tells you it's your fault 😭 #gbbo
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alison’s donut bra made her look like one of Frut T Bunn’s girlfriends from Viz #gbbo
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#GBBO what no nacho hats?
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Gru Eating with Sombrero
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Alicia @foodycatalicia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't believe he's doing a pistachio and raspberry hat when beret was RIGHT THERE. #GBBO
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All the bakers going “Ooh I have no idea what the audience will make us do” when they all have different sets of ingredients for the signature cheesecakes 🤷‍♀️ #GBBO
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It'll never happen because life is fundamentally unfair but if Trump was facing prison tomorrow, just imagine how quickly his doctors would be falling over each to testify that his declining mental capacity would make incarceration unsuitable.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This really dents Katie Price's image as a serious political figure, and I'm not convinced there's any coming back.
STARS CUFFED Katie Price &
Suella Braverman chained
together for C4's Celebrity
Handcuffed - as pair are
seen debating in street
Rod McPhee, TV Editor Felicity Cross, Showbiz Editor
Published: 13:23, 5 Oct 2026 |
Updated: 14:33, 5 Oct 2026
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
HIGNFY Mastermind
YouTube video by Steve White
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Archer came and spoke to my school in the 1980s. Charm personified. Bragged at length about his many achievements and then... something bizarre happened. 1/3 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jeffrey Archer obituary
Politician and best-selling author whose career was mired in scandal and disgrace.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All those years of protesting to get the US military off British soil and apparently all it took was stealing some diesel near an airbase.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a long time I have heard rumours that you strangle kittens for fun and worship Satan. I have never believed it and still don’t. Am I doing this right?
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Fryguy64: King of Rot @nindb.net · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant playing it cool. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Old Loki's Glorious Purpose!
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wouldn’t mind sixpence every time this is used tonight #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp being convinced he's going to die because someone said "good morning" to him at breakfast. #CelebrityTraitors
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Adam @adamperkins3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now I’m definitely convinced he’s a Traitor 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
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James Tyler @jamestyler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross is Grant Mitchell levels of paranoid #CelebrityTraitors
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they should all give Ross the bumps #celebritytraitors #thatsparanoia
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aww I don’t want to split them up #celebritytraitors
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp trying to let James Blunt’s Super Army Soldier-ness run off on him #celebritytraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia having to stifle a cackle through Richard's oath <3 #CelebrityTraitors
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Maya wasn't even on my radar, she didn't say 'I'M A TRAITOR LOL" even once" #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would've said that Richard only agreed to do the show if they wrote being a Traitor into his contract but I'm truly not convinced he's watched this show... or any TV. #CelebrityTraitors
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Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm @wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pick Rob v Romesh #celebritytraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only on the #CelebrityTraitors can people not believe that someone is a Traitor after they admitted that they were a Traitor
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant being the Jujubee of the series by immediately having production limit the cocktails to one per night. This is his Black Velvet. #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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