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@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
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oneeyedwayne5.bandcamp.com Just a speck of dust here for a nanosecond. How ‘bout yourself?

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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
London is becoming a go nose zone
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That reminds me. Is University Challenge on tonight?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who else would you want taking a penalty?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like it’s beef curtains for American cattle farmers
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Zack here suggesting we could get all the water companies back in return for Feargal Sharkey. Worth a go I suppose
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Never thought a thirst for knowledge could be a swap
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Those Argentinians wear so bloody dirty that the crowd were still booing when Trump came out
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ever wondered what happened to Beavis and Butthead?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Cool. Much better time to go to pub
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Fatfuck trees got themselves a bumper harvest
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is great. Mind you I like Tom Waits falling over a toolbox in a shed
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#skynews Trump complaining about the price of bacon under Biden with the President of the UAE was nicely considered
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Watching Dolly the worlds most famous sheep #ch4 In a field of one
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Feral cats waiting for their dinner here in Portugal. Would rather scratch your face off than show any appreciation though
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Would be great if you could listen to #lbc anytime day or night without getting a squirt of huff and puff populist umbrage in your ears every 30 minutes
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It’s seems that French tribute band Les Smeefs are at least as miserable as the originals J’en ai marre Moi aussi
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Steve White & The Protest Family @protestfamily.com · 14/02/2026
TONIGHT: doors 7.30, starts at 7.45. Full set from Steve White & The Protest Family at 8pm. One Eyed Wayne a bit later. Everyone in the bar downstairs after til late. Advance sales closed, but we can squeeze a few more in - pay on the door. Upstairs at the Rose & Crown #Walthamstow
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wes Craven busy scribbling
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s gonna pack a punch
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
#totp tip Bin it. I was a teenage Sex Pistol on Sky arts 9pm. Thank me later 😉
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So one of James Bonds bosses is Dick Moore? Not having it
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#munmci Bryan Mbuemo with a birthday spoiler for Man City manager Pop Gladioli
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
250 signatures to go and the potholes of Clacton get a long overdue visit
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
5…4…3…2…1ski
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I put my clocks back straight after breakfast and immediately felt hungry again
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
#totp If I had one moment in time it wouldn’t be this one
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
#totp Marti Webb…cheesier than a Wotsit smothered in Philadelphia and shoved up some stinking bishop
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Next up…no licking the lips when enjoying a doughnut
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Bruce Foresight
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
..and I reckon the perfect music to go with this is…
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One Eyed Wayne have got a new album coming out in the next month and about bloody time. Here’s a noisy offering from the last one. 🥳
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Here’s a nail with a sore head
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You won’t get past this without a chuckle
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
An everyday day story of Farage folk
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
#SWEENG Bloody hell. That was like playing nearest the bull and winning with a double 3
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
#climatechange The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command Ohwell
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Best song I bumped into at #glastonbury this year. Minimal room for disagreement😉
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Getdown Services - Dog Dribble (Official Video)
YouTube video by Breakfast Records
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
One of the mystery surprise guests at this years #glastonbury is rumoured to be none other than Nigel Farage’s mum
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball I mean ffs..
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
#motd Unai Emery not happy
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
#totp Stones to the fucking rescue
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It’s deffo American. Might be subject to taRIFFS
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
#newsnight Kevin eh? They’ve taken away my ‘nice little bonus’ it’s Reform for me
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Reminds me of the special soap I bought that keeps elephants out of your bathroom
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
One day George, one day
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Marine Le State Pen.
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#totp Leprechauns at the Blitz Club. Them were the days
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#totp Julio so soft focused I’ve spent two minutes cleaning my glasses
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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