iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/11/2023

guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

Who can forget this classic line from David Fincher’s “The Killer”

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

10 Films to get to know me Mind Game Heathers Chicken Little El Topo Wes Craven's A New Nightmare Perfect Blue Whiplash Deep Red Ratatouille Being John Malkovich

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

Had a dream a few days ago wherein weed had been legal and normalised so long it fully neoliberalised and dudes were at the weed cafe asking if the preroll was "single origin" and I have been thinking about it ever since

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Paul 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 @paulcolam.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

As Twitter dies trolls are looking at other media outlets to engage. Hide their replies. Then go to their profile and block them. Never engage. They will soon tire of their trolling if they get no response. Peace and Harmony prevails when we stick together.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 21/10/2023

Reminder that Deadline, The Hollywood Reporter, and Variety are all owned by a member of the AMPTP, so any story from any of them which asserts divisions within SAG-AFTRA and which is only backed up by anonymous sources should be taken with a grain of salt, to say the very least.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

It's actually mad. They make you unfollow them the instant you leave their profile

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Mom where do babies come from?
Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Is that what the mysterious and illusive Irish hello is or

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Gender is a performance and Abe Lincoln got shot at my show

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

🚨URGENT🚨 PLS HELP A STRUGGLING NONBINARY BOYGIRLBOYN'TGIRL'NT ARTIST OUT!

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

Damn. Free my homies on that other app frfr

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Do what you feel now. Electric eel now.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

the gap in my resume?? yeah I was unemployed. I wasn’t doing jack shit. I watched seinfeld and forgot every transferable skill I knew, happiest I’ve ever been

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Why did nobody ever just take a glock to voldemort smh the terf is such a bad writer

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Zacktps @zacktps.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Cum is stored in the my mouth

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

I'm sorry but the new Corinne Bailey Rae album???????? This is the hardest u-turn in sound I've heard since Drum's Not Dead??? It's INCREDIBLE.

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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Yep. I think a lot about "pinch" the concept I first learned from mobile game design that by making something inconvenient, you can charge people to make that inconvenience go away. And once you learn to spot pinch in all aspects of society, you can't unsee it.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

My gender is like light in that sometimes I behave like a wave. Sometimes I behave like a particle. You look at me and probably perceive me to be a wave. But I'm not. Really, I am a shape far too complex and divine for human minds to see with just their eyeballs.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

That's too humanoid for me. If I'm going to get horny for an alien it has to at least be some typa unfathomable eldritch terror or I'll feel like my energy is wasted. We need to be pioneers of horniness. At the final frontier of libidinous excess. Or we do a disservice to the betterment of humanity

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Using the baby voice on babies is bad for them I mean my mom spoke to me and my brother normally, like adults, and we were able to form sentences by age 16

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Using the baby voice on babies is bad for them I mean my mom spoke to me and my brother normally, like adults, and we were able to form sentences by age 16

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

me: re-skeets my own post bluesky: you have a notification! me:

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

It's so funny to me when cognates (words that evolved from the same root word) are exact opposites bc tell me why black and blank mean exactly opposite things 😭😭😭

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

We're in the midst of a soul/soul-adjacent musical renaissance. Like I noticed a lot more great soul influenced work last year but there's SO many now. Like. GABRIELS. ANOHNI AND THE JOHNSONS. CÉCILE MCLORIN SALVANT. LONNIE HOLLEY. DURAND JONES. ELZA SOARES. EDDY CHACON! SO MUCH IS GOING ON!

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Rapid Onset Gooner Dysphoria @melancholytheclown.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

How I'm tryna be

An image of two teddy bears that have been part swapped and sewn together with text that reads, "this could be us but you refuse to merge every fiber of your being with mine"

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

I know there's a new strain of covid going around but I can't really tell if that's the flu I have rn bc the symptoms aren't like COVID strong, but they are taking its sweet time leaving me

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/07/2023

*my eyes open wide, a glass slips from my hand and shatters on the floor* What if Jolene was Death?

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

Haven't kept up with metal releases this year and now I'm going through a whole bunch of them and goddamn. It's been a fuckin banner year like I cannot get enough of Dodheimsgard and Fires in the Distance ugggh

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 11/08/2023

"Your ideas are radical" Bro, I just want everyone to have food, water, shelter and healthcare

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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/07/2023

once again, bluesky is a posting retirement community for elder millennials

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Abusive leftist creep makes a comeback as an abusive right-wing creep is a tale as old as time. This is because the only real conviction the abusive creep has is that they should be allowed to do whatever they want and be applauded for it.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Nigeria and South Africa both getting knocked out by their colonisers is so fkn darksided.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Twitter might be circling the drain but the community notes feature really be giving us gems. This was a PROMOTED TWEET. They PAID to have me know they are misrepresenting their game 😭😭😭

A screenshot of a promoted tweet showing the gameplay of Evony - The King's Return, except there is a community note underneath reading "The actual gameplay of Evony is entirely different from what is shown in the video. This is a false advertisement."

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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 05/08/2023

GIFs have arrived to BlueSky!

Zootopia sloth smiling face moving so slowly you’d almost think it’s not moving.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

Abolish thought. Reject modernity. Embrace the breakdown of basic brain functions as we become one with the elements

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

It's not every day when a skeet lets you know you're the avatar.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

YouTube music is so annoying with how wishy washy it is with deciding when to check incomplete downloads. Why isn't there a way to force it?

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chris @tallghost.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

Correctly guess the number of bird bones in the office bird bone jar and win a Chili's gift card. Guess wrong and pay a terrible price.

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Burrito, Son of Naruto @witchbail.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

Is there any sort of adventure time fandom on here? we're less than a month away from Fionna & Cake and I have THEORIES

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