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@windelina.bsky.social
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The speckled hopping Windelina, while endangered, should not be presumed to be defenseless. Attack modes include: - Singing Broadway musical show tunes until you comply with the sing along - dronking all your whiskey - ranting about late stage capitalism

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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 9h
This has been a magically autumnal weekend with decorative gourds, LL Bean, Blair Witch woods, docks and fishing boats, laughter and friends …and running for 3 hours/13.1 miles this morning. Yes, I am proud of myself. No I do not wish to try a full marathon now.
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5am dight and the babies on the plane are Not Having It Same, babies, same Also seatmate just boarded with a breakfast something that reeks of onions Just…wow
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A full day of travel so that I can reunite with beloved friends in a far off state none of us live in so that on Sunday I can wake up earlier than anybody likes to run - by choice - for 13+ miles Hobbies are weird But I do get to ride a train this afternoon!
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made the mistake of answering my phone Person on the line “Im an agent in your area, and…” So im betting it’s a sales call but for what? So I ask: What is the topic of this call? AGENT: “Did I call at a bad time?” Me: Why are you calling? A: “I don’t mean to interrupt…” Me: Who is this?! (cont.)
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So im training for a half marathon (my 1st, maybe my last?) & I listen to audiobooks during my running (MISTBORN - my 1st BrandoSando but def not my last) And I needed to run last night but didn’t want to cuz humid but I did cuz we are at the finale of the trilogy Find the right motivator folks
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, weve reached the point in my half marathon training where Im taping my knees together (KT tape - it’s amazing. And it’s not the running per we, it’s the being 56 years old and the lingering effects of a decade of roller derby)
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im managing my stress in the only way I know how: organizational tools Checklists Excel spreadsheets Kanban Board And lots and lots and LOTS of Post-Its
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you ask how Im doing, the current context: - major software rollout affecting my 2 primary job functions (going on 2 yrs of bullshit now) - huge work reorg that is being done very chaotically - readying to launch only child to college abroad - Terminal Cancer Friend How am I? I am TIRED
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only 70 degrees this morning for my run!! That was an unexpected delight considering the high will be 97 today Getting up to run before the sun comes up sucks but it does pay off Bonus: gorgeous mostly full moon and clear starry skies
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Another day Another chance to give Tim shit for quitting the game early
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ive got a plan for not one but TWO inappropriate jokes at CVG next summer But I have a problem Tim would spot it immediately … …. Rule of Three: I need a third tasteless joke
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you’re not up for brutally black humor about death when your friend is dying of cancer - you’re not in my Death Club Sucks to be you But not as much as it sucks to be my friend! Who is dying of cancer! wheeeeeeeeeeee
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have a dear friend, one of my oldest, who will be dead by my birthday in all likelihood (fuck cancer) I had assumed decades more shared road-trips and vacations esp in retirement There will now be a demarcation in my life: before and after With and Without
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I got up at 4:30am to run around for 10 miles this morning By choice Im not fast But I’m also running in 80 degree heat even at that early hour (we will be over 100 today again) Just a little corgi person out there hustling around, sweating like a motherfucker
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Something in the air today made me create a new playlist “TGIF” Because man I needed to celebrate the weekend
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kiddo’s senior year of HS starts tomorrow There’ve been a lot of big feelings as she confronts the changes on the horizon So tonight on the last night of summer, she asked to watch MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO I hope she never loses the comfort of childhood joys
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, everybody, what am I seeing? I thought this was a PARTY! LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! Post your audition gif for #FOOTLOOSE3000! It's FOOTLOOSE DAY in Blue Sky Land! EVERYBODY CUT LOOSE!
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Its Liza With Az Kick
Alt: Its Liza With A Kick
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My child insisted on showing me THE BEE MOVIE because of the absolute whiplash of the first half addressing the plight of the forgotten worker and the second half saying “fuck that - only capitalistic oppression is the way! Work til you die” The kids are alright
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@crobertcargill.bsky.social took us out to the movies last night THE RIVALS OF AMZIAH KING An absolutely beautiful performance by McConaughey and a powerhouse debut by Angelina LookingGlass It’s okay if you don’t love it - but if you do you will LOVE it So don’t take chances - go see it
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hate this world Im just so tired all the time There is joy and hope and I see it daily But also Just fuck all this shit, man
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Thick cut bacon is just ham with uncooked gristle rivers running thru it Gwoss I like my bacon crunchy
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My picks from the Criterion Closet: All That Jazz, Holiday, Arsenic and Old Lace, A Hard Day’s Night
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What THE FUCK was that second ep of season 4 of STRANGE NEW WORLDS??!!?! *shudder* I like my SNW sexy and bisexual, not all EVENT HORIZON FFS Thank god ep 3 was a delightful Hangover style romp
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Im training for a half marathon in October and it’s wild to me how 4 miles is now a casual amount to just go beebop around the neighborhood Also Im getting up before dawn to run Who the fuck am I? And I LOOK FORWARD TO IT
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
New AVATAR AANG movie was *gorgeous* And I liked the story I just wished for more character interactions Especially since they nailed the voice actor matching (especially Sokka)
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Family saw THE ODYSSEY and really liked it Matt Damon found his way home. Again. But seriously, maybe we build a fence around this man’s yard or something? He just keeps wandering off - maybe a babysitter??
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh god this is depressing (And terrifying)
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How old am I? I am “I want to listen to this hit from my childhood but the only available version on streaming platforms is a re-release that is just WRONG because I know this song in my bones” years old (“Hot Child in the City” by Nick Glider)
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? I mean - DUH
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Dirty Dancing Movie Dirty Dancing
ALT: Dirty Dancing Movie Dirty Dancing
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Win: found the book I needed at B&N Lose: didn’t find what I wanted at either of the Half Price Books close to me Win: margaritas with a theater colleague
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Organizational restructuring sure brings out the best in leadership This is sarcasm I am being sarcastic Unrelated: let people do their GODDAMN JOBS
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The enshittification of everything means it took me almost an hour to order goddamn movie tickets online The website declined payment The app wasnt letting me log in & finally Google “helpfully” hid the confirmation email in the Promotions tab Yeah, I think I’m done for the day Fuck everything
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I work from home I have a No Solicitors sign on the door which is, of course, routinely ignored Yesterday I finally remembered I don’t owe anyone shit when they interrupt my workday I pointed at the sign, he acknowledged it and then tried to pivot and then I shut the door in his face Satisfying
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/07/2026
It's like a Final Destination thing but for Republican senators, Death will keep taking them until the one that got away finally gives up the ghost
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Listen, I have serious doubts that America can outlast them all But I can enjoy the schadenfreude for each and every one Good riddance you absolute human excrement Eventually they’ll all be dead and that soothes my heart RIP* Lindsey Graham (*rest in a piss soaked grave)
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Jesus Christ Google - you used to able to do basic fucking math Seriously, I would just use the search window for calculations instead of pulling out my phone or opening Excel or whatever Talk about enshittification Anyway 687.86 divided by 4 is 171.97
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who would’ve guessed that a man who got a Nazi tattoo might be a bad guy? This is my shocked face
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Home in TX from CONvergence in MN Showered, dinner, Star Trek on the tv All Bowlsbys snuggled together on the couch for the first time in weeks
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just saw someone refer to Mitch McConnell as "Rigor Tortoise" and that's today's reason to live. 😌
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
PowerPoint Karaoke: Side maker Melissa’s brain is a unique place and we are all the lucky recipients of this bounty CONvergence is magic #cvg2026
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why yes, I did hit the party floor Thursday night 1. Roll pods! 2. Keep. Up. #cvg2026
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TOTOYOTATA! PowerPoint Karaoke #cvg2026
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sitting backstage envious of the slides other contestants get It’s uniquely CONvergence #cvg2026
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