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JH

@mariedetocqueville.bsky.social
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Figment of the imagination. 💜💙. Druidic atheist bog witch. EDS, AuDHD, etc. Writer/editor/humorist. Masters degree. Cats and chess. Here to roundhouse kick Nazis in the face.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 23h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit next month has been stressful
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SHOUT-OUT to all proud members of the MAGA-Resistance Movement in their defense of the Kennedy Center. It will NEVER have the Orange Felon's name on it, just as it will continue to be the Gulf of MEXICO, Lake ONTARIO & the Department of DEFENSE. #AccountabilityIn45Days 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
...ok, I just watched the McConnell video and I have seen more convincing animatronics in 80s horror movies
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Making a playlist from your teens feels like bringing flowers to the grave of the girl you used to be.
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other. That really resonated.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
American poet Wendell Berry passed away yesterday at the age of 92. Enjoy the peaches, Wendell—the peaches, the rest, and the old friends.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#WheresMitch
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada and Mexico should just rename the US to “South Canada” and "North Mexico" and call it a day.
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Vote out all Republicans !!! Since 1965, there have been 6 fiscal years when federal spending fell relative to the preceding year: 🔵1965 - LBJ 🔵2010 - Obama 🔵2012 - Obama 🔵2013 - Obama 🔵2022 - Biden 🔵2023 - Biden No Republican president in the last 60 years has cut spending vs. prior year.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Huh. Remember that whole Mitch McConnell dying thing? 🤔 Oh, and the Venezuelan political kidnappings? And unprovoked international bombings? And Vlad, Ukraine, Gaza, and Bibi? The brilliant war on Iran? And all the diarrhea and measles? And the ICE gestapo? And the gdmf Epstein files? I do, too.
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Mandy Kilpatrick @mandypandaren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are we allowing this? Because there is no one with honor or integrity in Congress to stop it....? Is there a way for us to fight this?
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lol. Lmao.
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Rosenthorn HIATUS @rosenth0rn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I haven't left the house, for anything but food shopping, in a month. When people ask if I'm doing okay, the only appropriate response is yes, or I'm okay. No one wants to hear anything else. I've learned that. Most people only want to be friends with happy people. Baggage isn't allowed.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Safïa @safiakl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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"L'ancien monde se meurt,
le nouveau tarde à apparaître;
Et dans ce clair-obscur surgissent les monstres.

    - Antonio Gramsci -
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My life, right here
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Stefen 𝕋ower, Sit-down Comedaean (ˈkɑːmʌˌdaɪʌn) @stefentower.com · 23/07/2026
It's wild how @govandybeshear.bsky.social is so quickly losing the Democratic presidential nomination before the process even starts, all over a likely dead senator from Kentucky. Did Andy not get the memo that Dem voters want *only* fighters?
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Let's apply some pressure to the one person who seems positioned to do a goddamn thing about the McConnell farce! Andy's over here shilling for Target and reporting on the weather when he should be putting everything he's got into exposing that a DEAD SENATOR is holding a seat hostage!!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, this adds up. No wonder she’s always “concerned.” Financial disclosure records show that Susan Collins received campaign contributions from men whose names have appeared in the Epstein files!
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More Donations from Epstein Contacts to Susan Collins Uncovered
Collins took money from men on the Epstein list before voting against releasing the files
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey look, new serial killers just dropped
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/07/2026
Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know, the worst thing about this insane new plan out of the DOD is 🚨 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!! 🚨 They are doing it again!!
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is a minor thing, but I really look forward to never again having to hear that something is in any way "LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE" It's the dumbest-fuckwashed, most banal, sideshow-barker, hype-twaddle fartnoise, and we need to ban it posthaste.
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Steve Burgess @steveburgess53.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, 71 years is quite a long life for an invertebrate.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's all fun and games until you get the flesh-eating worms and explosive diarrhea.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/07/2026
A flesh-eating worm and a parasite that causes explosive diarrhea are spreading through the USA thanks to Elon Musk and RFK Jr. America is being run by the dumbest people alive.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They're really, really ugly under there.
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just saw someone refer to Mitch McConnell as "Rigor Tortoise" and that's today's reason to live. 😌
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
...I swear to god I thought he meant the White House.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ha ha I hate it here
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How hard do you have to work at being an evil, malignant, fetid, shitpile of a person to make hundreds of millions of people this joyful upon learning that you might be dead? 🐢
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hey Nero, your bread is too expensive and your circuses suck ass!
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mitch McConnell should resign Immediately…..
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JH @mariedetocqueville.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Casually googling "how to unbrainwash 100,000,000 people very quickly"
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Just Asking @mdlicxv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Greed becomes respectable when it is renamed optimization. The test is simple: who absorbs the harm so someone else can call it progress? #Exploitation #Greed
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just 10 people have already poured $617 MILLION into this year’s midterm elections. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. This is not sustainable. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/06/2026
We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wow, just when I thought tonight's tacky cage match fight couldn't be any more like vulgar Donald Trump . . .
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Trump's White House UFC headliner accused of assault, forced sex, stalking | CBC News
Alex Pereira, a prominent mixed martial arts fighter set to headline the U.S. president's 80th birthday UFC event at the White House, is facing allegations of violence from two women — and it isn’t th...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One year ago.
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Holly 🇺🇸🦅 @msdesignerlady.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We cannot allow the Epstein files narrative to just fade away. This reading room is brilliant and what they have done here ensures that. #BelieveTheSurvivors
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/06/2026
started / going
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Mad Makhno🏴‍☠️ Antifa Fella @madmakhno.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I remember when this was supposed to be a hoax. Life was better then...
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