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@windelina.bsky.social
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The speckled hopping Windelina, while endangered, should not be presumed to be defenseless. Attack modes include: - Singing Broadway musical show tunes until you comply with the sing along - dronking all your whiskey - ranting about late stage capitalism

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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This has been a magically autumnal weekend with decorative gourds, LL Bean, Blair Witch woods, docks and fishing boats, laughter and friends …and running for 3 hours/13.1 miles this morning. Yes, I am proud of myself. No I do not wish to try a full marathon now.
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
5am dight and the babies on the plane are Not Having It Same, babies, same Also seatmate just boarded with a breakfast something that reeks of onions Just…wow
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A full day of travel so that I can reunite with beloved friends in a far off state none of us live in so that on Sunday I can wake up earlier than anybody likes to run - by choice - for 13+ miles Hobbies are weird But I do get to ride a train this afternoon!
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is something so fleetingly precious about hearing your child singing to themself in another room It’s a brief glimpse into their internal world
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AGENT: “Im an agent in your area” Me: Of WHAT? A: “Im sorry?” Me: You are an agent of WHAT?” A: <pause> “…real estate” Me: Have a nice day <hangs up> Is this some new sales metric where you just need to keep them on the line? Why wouldn’t you clearly ID the purpose? Talk about enshittification
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made the mistake of answering my phone Person on the line “Im an agent in your area, and…” So im betting it’s a sales call but for what? So I ask: What is the topic of this call? AGENT: “Did I call at a bad time?” Me: Why are you calling? A: “I don’t mean to interrupt…” Me: Who is this?! (cont.)
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Straight facts
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rich people shit for sho 😜
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exactly! It’s too late for me I read the books because when I started i wasnt running and I can read way faster than I listen I gulped those books down
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big fan of the books (which means the audiobooks won’t be distracting enough since I’ve already read them more than once each) Funnily enough I got the tip for listening to audiobooks from a friend who first listened to Dungeon Crawler Carl while running a marathon
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So im training for a half marathon (my 1st, maybe my last?) & I listen to audiobooks during my running (MISTBORN - my 1st BrandoSando but def not my last) And I needed to run last night but didn’t want to cuz humid but I did cuz we are at the finale of the trilogy Find the right motivator folks
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Terry Black’s BBQ is just south across the lake and there’s a walking bridge and it has a lovely patio CiEE of the lake and then you could walk along Auditorium Shores Just sayin
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Same
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They were okay but none of them got the chance to shine with their own competence Also thr sex was perfunctory And a lack of humorous moments this season I did like the recurring Winken Blinken and Nod tho
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Funny mental image of me trying to run with my knees literally taped together <snort> More like my knee caps taped in place Half marathon is 1st weekend in October in Maine - Im on pace with my training and feeling good And looking forward to running NOT IN TEXAS aiyiyiyi
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, weve reached the point in my half marathon training where Im taping my knees together (KT tape - it’s amazing. And it’s not the running per we, it’s the being 56 years old and the lingering effects of a decade of roller derby)
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Gumichan the Laughing Bird Says No
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im managing my stress in the only way I know how: organizational tools Checklists Excel spreadsheets Kanban Board And lots and lots and LOTS of Post-Its
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you ask how Im doing, the current context: - major software rollout affecting my 2 primary job functions (going on 2 yrs of bullshit now) - huge work reorg that is being done very chaotically - readying to launch only child to college abroad - Terminal Cancer Friend How am I? I am TIRED
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What if your job hunt allowed you to entirely skip the AI “productivity” hype?? That’d be an amazing silver lining
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tony Levin was in town?! Gahhhhhh I really dislike seeing bands in bars (it’s always SO loud and I am SO short) but mannnn…
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only 70 degrees this morning for my run!! That was an unexpected delight considering the high will be 97 today Getting up to run before the sun comes up sucks but it does pay off Bonus: gorgeous mostly full moon and clear starry skies
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Another day Another chance to give Tim shit for quitting the game early
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ive got a plan for not one but TWO inappropriate jokes at CVG next summer But I have a problem Tim would spot it immediately … …. Rule of Three: I need a third tasteless joke
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just wait for what I’ll say when he’s NOT around
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Kamala Harris: That is a Fact
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“I think it’s haunted” “No. It’s just a really shitty drum”
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you’re not up for brutally black humor about death when your friend is dying of cancer - you’re not in my Death Club Sucks to be you But not as much as it sucks to be my friend! Who is dying of cancer! wheeeeeeeeeeee
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watch - he’ll communicate by bodhran Ugh
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a lifelong atheist, he’s putting his money where his mouth is and going to check for himself I respect that And if he’s wrong, I expect him to report back to the rest of the class
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Warn John that we must obviously organize a pass around game of the remains next CVG and I expect his collaboration If it was good enough for Michael Sheard
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have a dear friend, one of my oldest, who will be dead by my birthday in all likelihood (fuck cancer) I had assumed decades more shared road-trips and vacations esp in retirement There will now be a demarcation in my life: before and after With and Without
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ANOTHER win?! Dang buddy
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I got up at 4:30am to run around for 10 miles this morning By choice Im not fast But I’m also running in 80 degree heat even at that early hour (we will be over 100 today again) Just a little corgi person out there hustling around, sweating like a motherfucker
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Something in the air today made me create a new playlist “TGIF” Because man I needed to celebrate the weekend
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Gabby Sidibe: Oooh Precious Reaction
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Eat Local”
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Im so mad about Starfleet Academy
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“He can get that parade float rolling” Literally crying with the giggles
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s also a factor of our abbreviated tv landscape But this season feels like “they actually gave us another season! No guarantee for a next one so cram all those crazy ideas we wanted to do into this one”
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What amazingly sheltered people to have never experienced social awkwardness and therefore have no context for appropriately interacting and communicating Which is my long winded way of saying, “What a bunch of assholes”
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kiddo’s senior year of HS starts tomorrow There’ve been a lot of big feelings as she confronts the changes on the horizon So tonight on the last night of summer, she asked to watch MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO I hope she never loses the comfort of childhood joys
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Accurate AF description
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
LIZA WITH A Z: “I Gotcha” Excellent choice *tips hat* *jazz hands*
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Defenestration Now @windelina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, everybody, what am I seeing? I thought this was a PARTY! LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! Post your audition gif for #FOOTLOOSE3000! It's FOOTLOOSE DAY in Blue Sky Land! EVERYBODY CUT LOOSE!
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Its Liza With Az Kick
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