w i l l @willpauer.com · 26/02/2026The outright arrogance and imagined superiority of American leftists caused this. "BuT hArRiS iSn'T tough EnOuGh On GaZa" Look at what you did to your own people, and not a single one of you narcissistic scumbags can put aside your unwarranted self-importance long enough to admit you were wrong. 000
w i l l @willpauer.com · 16/01/2026I just don't give a damn about this platform anymore. full of people unwilling to take direct action, people who don't think they're to blame for this shit, people who would rather bloviate online than do something. pure slacktivism. 000
w i l l @willpauer.com · 15/01/2026people on the eastern seaboard need to start stocking up NOW food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials NOW 000
w i l l @willpauer.com · 03/01/2026Kamala Harris probably wouldn't have bombed Venezuela. just sayin. 110
w i l l @willpauer.com · 27/12/2025if you see a friend on a dating app, ✨️no you fucking didn't✨️ 010
w i l l @willpauer.com · 25/12/2025I asked Santa for a single goth woman in her late 30s who's interested in me, and then I remembered I have no tree to put presents under, and no chimney to come down, and that I'm Santa 010
Reposted by w i l lChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23/12/2025You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful. 151142114227
w i l l @willpauer.com · 23/12/2025thinking of doing the most self-destructive thing possible and get back on the dating apps 000
w i l l @willpauer.com · 21/12/2025I've needed the bathroom for the past two hours but I don't want to go til I go to lunch at 1 and I feel this exercise of holding rhe barbarians at the gate will only make me stronger either that or I shit my pants 000
Reposted by w i l lw i l l @willpauer.com · 21/12/2025I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife 121
Reposted by w i l lDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 17/12/2025GREAT NEWS! This year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog is powered by AI! defector.com/the-2025-hat... 1742163
Reposted by w i l ldownchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT. 1645081519
w i l l @willpauer.com · 11/12/2025I had a pager when I was a teen for family reasons. some codes: 9265 20 "where are you? call home" 9265 700 "it's mom, I'm at work" 1196 555 "it's your sister, call me" 5046 555 "it's your brother, call me" 9265 911 "drop what you're doing and call home now" 9265 123 "it's dad, call home soon" 172
w i l l @willpauer.com · 09/12/2025I've noticed the "Kamala Harris isn't tough enough on Gaza" crowd have been really fucking quiet ever since ICE started kidnapping people at gunpoint. maybe this is what they wanted all along? 010
Reposted by w i l lhot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 08/12/2025just sat on my balls 4152
w i l l @willpauer.com · 07/12/2025Had to explain the concept of groupies to someone who doesn't believe that a 19-year-old girl would want to fuck a 45-year-old rockstar. Doesn't believe the girl can consent to it. 010
w i l l @willpauer.com · 06/12/2025That's because she *is* a hero. Hopefully this movement spreads throughout the world. 020
w i l l @willpauer.com · 06/12/2025Mike Bidwill is the worst owner in the NFL, probably all major American sports leagues, and nobody gives a fuck because he owns the Cardinals, who nobody gives a fuck about. even the A's had a bigger "sell the team" movement 000
w i l l @willpauer.com · 03/12/2025found an unused condom during a purge last night. expired in 2016. I genuinely do not know if it was mine or from a FWB. 010
w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/11/2025i'd never heard of Anthony Fantano until about five minutes ago and that was as long as it took to determine that his entire taste in music and every single opinion he's ever had can be tossed in the fucking trash where it belongs 010
w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/11/2025@profanity.accountant this is probably not as high as i think despite using "fuck" a lot 120
w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/11/2025This is why we need a full ban on all AI. It's effectively ruining an entire generation. 010
Reposted by w i l lSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/11/2025AND THEN BRUTUS DID MORE. 1020329
Reposted by w i l lPunished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 28/11/2025Me: oh I heard Amazon has a really hot black Friday deal on cat litter. I should go see if it’s still available A person I deal with: no you can’t buy from Amazon, that’s terrible!!! Me: what the fuck do you want me to do, Brenda, buy bespoke hand-polished walnut cat litter on Etsy 3162
Reposted by w i l lGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/11/2025why is every liberal a crybaby snitch who's solution to everything is Talking To The Manager and Calling the Cops 5766
Reposted by w i l lFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/11/2025as a non-binary person I also find “folx” to be intensely cringe “folks” is a perfectly good non-gendered term and you just decided to Hot Topic it to be edgy 6684061
w i l l @willpauer.com · 24/11/2025another great night at Church of Hive - and it's gonna be even better in the coming weeks. 010
w i l l @willpauer.com · 24/11/2025Nobody wants green bean casserole, just nobody wants to admit that because vegetables good 000
Reposted by w i l lLil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I love trans people. I love your hearts, minds and souls. I've proudly committed my life's work to advocating each day for Trans children's right to a safe education & a real childhood just as they are, filled w/ the friends they love There are ppl fighting for you 412832
w i l l @willpauer.com · 20/11/2025my mom is at the goth club not even a shitpost, my actual biological mother is here at the goth club 120
Reposted by w i l lAlex Segura @alexsegura.com · 19/11/2025Help if you can! Portland’s Books With Pictures starts GoFundMe campaign www.comicsbeat.com/portlands-bo...comicsbeat.comPortland's Books With Pictures starts IndieGoGo campaignPortland's beloved books With Pictures comics shop has launched a fundraiser to pay off debts, and the community is rallying around it. 13928
w i l l @willpauer.com · 19/11/2025desperately hoping that every announcement about AI (or NVIDIA earnings or whatever) is the moment that bursts the bubble and sends AI into its decline and eventual end Butlerian Jihad can't happen soon enough 010
w i l l @willpauer.com · 19/11/2025so dignified. so graceful. you would never find such a lady dancing in the club to a song about jorkin it 171
Reposted by w i l lSwamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 17/11/2025"patching things up isn't aesthetic" you are the shame and embarrassment of your entire bloodline. your ancestors did not scrimp & suffer for you to scoff at & spurn the thrifty techniques that allowed your existence. you will not survive this upcoming economic depression. i will shit in your socks. 092
w i l l @willpauer.com · 16/11/2025me: "boy I hope I don't shit my pants today" metformin: "GUESS THE FUCK WHAT, SON" 000