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w i l l @willpauer.com · 21/12/2025

I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 03/12/2025

i'm here you fuckaas bitch

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 03/12/2025

>I was AT the stonewall

logic referee calling out the irrelevant association in lieu of appeal to authority

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 24/11/2025

another great night at Church of Hive - and it's gonna be even better in the coming weeks.

a group of dancing goths in foreground, background is DJ Skully and two go-go dancers back-lit in purple

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 06/11/2025

Cheese Fries! At the Goth Club

an order of fries covered in melted cheddar and Oaxaca cheese, with spicy ketchup in cups on either side

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 12/10/2025

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter during "Sweet Transvestite"

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 04/10/2025

I was trying to get a normal selfie last night but I saw something "off" on the dance floor and it was some guy in a tan sportcoat near the speakers trying to chat up a woman while she was dancing and somehow I hit the shutter while I was reacting to what I saw

an overweight redheaded man in red lighting is wincing in pain

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 16/09/2025

if you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

a man sitting up in bed to see the Burger King is also in his bed, with the caption "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 14/09/2025

i got this one last year and that's pretty much my peak as a human

the instrument cluster of a Kia Soul with odometer reading 69420 miles, the outside temp reading 69 degrees Fahrenheit, and the trip meter reading 133.7 miles

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 12/09/2025

i don't remember downloading this

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 10/09/2025

so one of the things about doing raspberry pi tinkering is that you are so rarely in what could be considered a dev environment, everything is as live as it gets and you're technically always on prod so when i ruthlessly fucked up just a little bit ago, it felt like this

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 09/09/2025

Elizium for the sleepless souls, and our days to come

the front cover of Fields of the Nephilim's album "Elizium"

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 03/09/2025

fuckit. everyone post your rigs

a custom desktop computer from the front

a custom desktop computer from the window side, showing the internal components

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 02/09/2025

resisted the urge to do all 2014 Diamondbacks and put in the first nine guys to pop into my head

an Immaculate Grid of Jed Lowrie, Seth Beer, Chone Figgins, Mike Fetters, Wily Mo Pena, Kyle Seager, Doug Fister, Archie Bradley, and Dee Strange-Gordon

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 25/08/2025

>Nirvana's cover is the best version

a meme of a Blood Angels Space Marine with the caption "I SENSE HERESY"

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 25/08/2025

I AM THE KING OF DUOLINGO

a saved image from Duolingo stating that I won the diamond tournament

the duolingo tournament finals scoreboard at the end of the round, showing I took 1st place by over 3300 points

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 22/08/2025

oh, you play golf? check out the 19th hole

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 22/08/2025

so not only did Clan of Xymox kill it tonight, they played more stuff here than anywhere else on the tour. they basically did another half a set here after the first encore. they played every song I wanted to hear. fucking awesome.

Clan of Xymox performing live at the Star Theater in Portland, OR

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 16/08/2025

As for further evidence, going to gamerescape.com and clicking the name Josh McGrath brings up these articles. In the URL, the writer's name is "firemarth", which matches the profile name for Mr. McGrath's Bluesky profile.

a screenshot with URL of gamerescape.com's posts by user "firemarth"

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 16/08/2025

Because Mr. McGrath is absolutely going to delete the post (and likely the entire profile), here is a screenshot of the post he made.

FireMarth
‪@fmgamerev.bsky.social‬

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I quite literally replied to you finger-wagging someone else. I'm not here to win, I'm here to say that leftist infighting is the problem that's sent us spiralling into facism.

If letting you have the last word here makes you feel better, cool, I'm out. See you in the camps.
August 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 16/08/2025

This is a picture of Josh McGrath, writer for gamerescape.com. He just told a Jewish woman "see you in the camps" to try to win an online argument.

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 09/08/2025

I'm right on the rail for NIN

POV: you're right up front two hours before nine inch nails takes the stage

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 04/08/2025

just follow the directions on this helpful image

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 04/08/2025

"labubu matcha dubai pilates"

Jabba thr Hutt from Star Wars with another one of his species on the left and some pale tentacle-headed sycophant on the right

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 11/07/2025

when you think you're going home with a Leninist-Marxist and they turn out to be a Stalinist-Maoist

a naked masculine man in visible pain being restrained and tortured

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 10/07/2025

gonna fuck a hamburger, you say

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 06/07/2025

i regret to inform you that it gets worse

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/06/2025

and then there's this little tribute piece which basically co firms @haywoodcoffey.bsky.social is a Nazi

AI slop from @haywoodcoffey.bsky.social paying tribute to Nazi ketamine addict Elon Musk and Christofascist fast food chain Chick-Fil-A

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/06/2025

seriously, it's all just dogshit AI images

more AI slop from @haywoodcoffey.bsky.social

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/06/2025

So this terminally-worthless sack of shit @haywoodcoffey.bsky.social followed me, claims to be an artist and it's all AI slop

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 30/06/2025

I still feel that the use of generative/LLM/etc AI to any degree in game development should get your game redflagged on digital storefronts. make it a big red warning label next to the ESRB/PEGI/etc label, like this:

the PS5 box art for Ubisoft's "Watch Dogs: Legion" with a mocked-up warning label notifying customers of the use of generative AI

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 26/06/2025

i swear i'm one of only maybe 1000 people in the world to buy a copy of this but it was fantastic and if i could get it to run on a modern PC i'd be so happy

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 22/06/2025

i know we're not supposed to dunk on certain things but this person is a barrel of laughs tbh

Dray's Corner on Bluesky: "Dedicated an artwork to establish some rules for this place for anyone who sees my art and wants to follow me. Take these seriously. Blocks are PERMANENT."

includes a piece of artwork that looks like Christine Chandler found the smoothing tool in Photoshop with some text i'm not gonna bother reproducing for the alt text, sorry

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 22/06/2025

and he's probably gonna come around to do this thing here in the pic because anyone who's been on a messageboard more than five minutes knows that he vanity searches his name, but this isn't the first, second, or even third time he's said some truly heinous shit because of spandex grabass

a stickman saying "JOKE'S ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING" from the meme about acting like an idiot and getting called out for it

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w i l l @willpauer.com · 22/06/2025

i present to you all in wrestlesky 🤼 the most unhinged wrestling post of the month, courtesy of @seanrosssapp.bsky.social over on the dead bird site:

Simon Miller: "Finish this sentence, potentially for a video. 'If Goldberg wins the WWE World Heavyweight Title against Gunther at Saturday Night's Main Event I will...'"

Sean Ross Sapp: "jump in front of Paul Levesque's vehicle as he drives down the freeway, changing the course of his life forever."

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