Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I reenact Shakespeare's tragedies with gummy bears. I would do the comedies too, but the main characters never survive to the end. 1144
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I might be a bad person. But I'm also a phenomenonal nicompoop. 094
Reposted by Wilde Thingy 🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/09/2026no one cares about your finger puppets until you tell them they’re made with real fingers 37024
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was trying to take a sexy selfie but the best I could manage was archaic grandeur. 1133
Reposted by Wilde Thingy the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 09/09/2026[explaining social media to aliens] yeah you basically scroll a little screen for hours and get absolutely furious 213337
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I confort myself with the fact that, if AI really does exterminate humanity, at least it will completely tank Anthropic's share price. 082
Reposted by Wilde Thingy Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark 28972149
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil. Tweet lots of evil. 0125
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Trying to be cute, I named my goldfish Jaws but now he's got major delusions of grandeur. Long story short, I'm going to need a bigger bowl. 0236
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I wasted today worrying about tomorrow. I'll probably waste tomorrow regreting wasting today worrying about tomorrow. 1156
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I went travelling to find myself. I must say, I was hugely disappointed with what I found. 1133
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I want to be buried in an unmarked giant pyramid. 35916
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Her: could things get any worse? Me: *adds raisins* there you go. 610838
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Absolutely ridiculous! Though Binface will probably win. 000
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Life was so much simpler before evolution came along and spoilt it all. 091
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it. Those who don't learn trigonometry won't ever notice. 0278
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I think you're right. I definitely hope you're right! 000
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I like the World Cup because all my favourite characters from a normal season come together in a massive cross over event. 072
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Don't mock young people. I'm actually half millennial. 081
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The main two things I look for in a date is she isn't a fucking idiot but she's not smart enough to realise I'm a fucking idiot. 0297
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My boss being sacked for watching porn has really put me off porn. Or at least it's put me off watching it on his works computer. 1132
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026My cat just gifted me a dead bird. I really wish she could speak so I could ask her where the fuck she found an ostrich. 14813
Reposted by Wilde Thingy Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I suffered greatly all afternoon as the consequence of overeating. I have learned nothing and might have ice cream about it 815024
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Global warming might be easier to tackle if there was an evil baddie to beat like "Oil Baron" or "Gas O'Line" or "Donald J Trump". 161
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026We spent so long pretending to be ironically self-absorbed assholes that we've forgotten we were joking. 13414
Reposted by Wilde Thingy ceej @ceej.online · 14/04/2026I fell for a psyop I saw on TV that convinced me to eat a cheeseburger 2384680
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Freud: you are a slave to your unconscious impulses. Mrs Freud: really? Freud: All your dreams are about penises. Mrs Freud: OK... Freud: My ego is fucking super and I WANT TO FUCK MY MOTHER! Mrs Freud: *takes away his cocaine* 0151
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I never knew what to do with my hands in photographs until I discovered how cool I look doing karate. 1145
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Hugely suspicious that the only bird that ever quothed was the raven. Why has a penguin never quoth? 1710629
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I didn't lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy. 0417
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I'm not watching the news any more. It's not because it's scary or depressing or anything like that. I just find it all so depressingly stupid. 2287
