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@whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social
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✨They/them✨ 🫧it/it’s if ya nasty🫧 🍀💜3/17/21💜🍀 Providence’s Premier Pint-Sized Pisces Drag Queen 👑 Also a hairstylist! Appointments are open in Providence RI (dm for details) Owner and coach of 2024 Silver Champion Fantasy Team The Providence Ponies

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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 7h
Idk about yall but I think my favorite The Hunger Games But Better line is “WHO is your barber. Who does that. Bullshit on your face.”
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Well I DO like musicals” can you believe one fucking sentence made me feel like the sun shines out my ass-
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’d think after 8 years I would have changed my pfp but I don’t care I hope this dog from nyc drag con is doing well
Screenshot from Timehop showing my profile picture (me in a white jacket top hat and lace tights crouched down to pet a brown fluffy puppy wearing a Jean jacket) with 8 years ago as the top banner
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This could go really hard as an album cover
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You’re so NOT funny. I HOPE you go bald”
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What planet is in retrograde I just had a dream about my ex-
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely not enough reason for me for human fucking shit to have been left on the moon. Some of the greatest minds in STEM and they said “eh just leave your shit on the moon” I’ll go to Houston right now and shit on a control panel while I take all the fancy NASA pens how do YALL like it.
TLDR from the article: astronauts decided to leave their actual shit on the actual moon to free up weight space on the ship for moon samples. Not a fair trade AT ALL imho.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why the absolute ever loving NASA fuck did they leave shit on the moon in the first place.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Ponies lost week two but it’s okay we’re doing a big ass trade with one of the best teams this season so I think we’re gonna keep up the points once that trade goes through I just can’t wait we’re fucking taking it this year let’s go Ponies
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We don’t put any money into our fantasy league for reference we do just play for fun but it’s become increasingly clear over the years that I take it way too seriously. I made a fucking. Idk whatever you call these graphic design is NOT my passion I just make it work for me
Horribly edited image of The British Are Coming painting but the horse is now pink and wearing a disco cowboy hat that matches Paul Revere’s- he is also holding a lesbian flag colored disco ball instead of the lantern. A pink farm edited over the house and a cowgirl illusion over the townsperson. The clouds are pink and the sun is a disco ball. The graphic reads “The Providence Ponies” over the clouds and at the bottom in script says “The Ponies are Coming” with a pink and purple football trophy.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I won my week one matchup let’s fucking go Ponies lets keep this energy up
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time there’s a downpour like this all I can think is that one H2O episode where the girls pretend to be sick so they don’t have to go outside in the rain and then the doctor thinks they have some tropical infection but the whole time they’re mermaids and the younger siblings have the measles-
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Th Providence Ponies season officially started and like half my players are on the field in an hour they better be practicing HARD we’re taking the Superb Owl this year I feel it let’s fucking go Ponies
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me with one appointment midday: sorry I can’t. i’m booked all day.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Y’all think Hayley Williams is in a band or-
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I WAS PISSING DURING CINNAMON I DIDNT EVEN GET VIDEO OF MY KITTENS NAMESAKE SONG WTFFFFFFFD my own fault I’ve had so much alcohol since 3pm when I found out I was coming to this
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay cause my best friend bought me a lawn ticket then got us upgraded to deck so sorry to my gf I ended up with better seats anyway 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope Hayley Williams guitarist knows I’d die for him. The one with the fro. I hope he’s aware.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just feel a little off cause this Friday will be the third time in my life the most important person to me goes to see Paramore/Hayley Williams without me despite knowing how badly I wanted to go
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I haven’t hit my bong since Saturday morning this is gonna feel like a religious experience
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why else would they sign that "the filthiest people alive"?Everyone knows that that title has become my trademark.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I beg your FINEST pardon?
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can y’all believe how close and yet so far we are from the Sunrise premier.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In Iceland it's called Beef Björky
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes.
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
just dropped to my knees this is sick
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
JUST WON AT THE NINO FINALLY and now I’m scared to play again I don’t think this will happen to me more than once
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pitbull. That’s all.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pisces: Someone else is living in your house, but they don't know about you either. Each day you dance unwittingly together, too perfectly in sync to ever meet. There's something very hauntingly beautiful about it. Still, your landlord has some explaining to do.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When and where I wanna clone myself so fucking bad
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“We were trying to make s’mores but there isn’t a marshmallow so I just sent a tooth”
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thankfully I think everyone’s forgotten about the zip line but I’m also the only one awake right now cause the second we turned the lights off we turned into teen girls at a slumber party it was kinda precious anyway. Day two!
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Alan
Orange tinged rat in child’s pose on a chair
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“I need a word” “Antidisestablishmentarianism” “I’m SORRY” “It’s spelled phonetically” “Gay” “That’s also spelled phonetically”
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We hit hour ten and a half and I feel like bad luck so I’m going back to the room my gf is winning big tho
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also I’m getting fucking tired but I haven’t even touched a gambling machine.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“I was already drinking tonight then they played Live While We’re Young at the Nino and now I miss One Direction like a motherfucker. Someone get me a shot”
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Highkey shocked how many children are at the casino like I’m sorry didn’t school start. Is there not homework they need to be doing.
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve referenced my childhood cat like three times today I miss my fat boy so fucking bad I’m so sorry our mom is a fucking ASSHOLE and buried you while I was on my way home to say goodbye. I love you my prince
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We have hit hour one of Trinity’s birthday bender weekend at Foxwoods and I’m already drunk and agreed to do the zip line from the top of fox tower. 🤪
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Who needs a borg when you can have Molly liquid IV”
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love you Demonic Betty Bop
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really not obsessed with whatever stage of grief I’m at right now where every time I get a notification I jump thinking “please no not another one”
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My dream job is to go missing
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don’t dream it be it darling👑🐀🐁🫧 @whyitsveinadarling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not to spoil things but the community theatre I joined is doing Clue immediately after we finish Bye Bye Birdie and originally I was going to skip it(one of my all time favorites is immediately after and I wanted a break between shows cause I’m so rusty) but I don’t think I have that option anymore-
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