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Selvaseelan Selvarajah

@drselvarajah.bsky.social
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Just a GP (primary care physician) in East London, UK with a few other roles. Views, mine only.

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Doctors’ Association UK @thedauk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“GP partners are earning £250,000” A striking headline. But does it tell the whole story? Dr Selvarajah looks beyond the headline figures to ask a much bigger question 🔗  dauk.substack.com/p/gp-partners-are…
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DAUK GP Team @dauk-gp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
How many Opticians does it take to change a light bulb? 1...or...2. 1...or...2? #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I just saw Professor Brian Cox on TV explaining that the Earth takes 24 hours to rotate. It made my day. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’ve just bought a twenty foot horse. I’ll let you know how I get on. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means. It’s not the end of the world. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The boiler broke last night and we had to get a man out. How he got in there in the first place, I’ve no idea. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Today is national librarians day. They kept that quiet. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
As a doctor I can tell you that everyone is born with four kidneys. But as you grow up two of them become adult knees. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
l've just arrived at my speed awareness course an hour early. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I once stayed up overnight in the YMCA. It was OK, but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Broken quiz machine for sale. £10, no questions asked! #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Apparently, the Police have found an abandoned car, with half a set of golf clubs in the trunk. They are still looking for the driver. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Police are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office, keeps disappearing. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I forgot to pay my monthly subscription to the Scrabble Club. They are now sending me threatening letters. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I just ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Still annoyed at my school mates for voting me as “most likely to hold a grudge.” #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Did you know that the earthworm is only there to make sure that the other worms don't get electrocuted? #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’ve realised I’m not a fan of lemon preserve. It’s just a curd to me. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I went to see my doctor about my blocked ears. She gave me some drops and told me to put two drops in my beers every night. Sadly I still can't hear much. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The Invisible Man and the invisible Woman got married. No idea what they saw in each other. I hear the kids are nothing to look at either. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Someone just tried to get me to steal fishing tackle. But, I didn’t take the bait. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Nearly finished my sandwich making course. Tomorrow it's my final eggs ham. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Went around and bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My New Year’s resolution is to be more punctual. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I thought that I heard someone say “hello” in Arabic. But, it was a false salaam. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now! #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My chiropractor has a lot of appointments this week. She’s seeing patients back to back. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My mate’s wife is a funeral director. They have two vehicles. His and Hearse. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I saw a chicken at the gym yesterday…. working on his pecks. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
BREAKING NEWS. A Parisian has fallen through the roof of a bakery. He is believed to be in a lot of pain. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Or, is it just one of Granny's myths? #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Two bed bugs fell in love and are getting married in the spring. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Still remember 2025 like it was yesterday. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Before I start drinking and forget what day it is …. I want to wish everyone a happy St Patrick's Day! #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Someone phoned me sneezed then hung up. These cold calls are a nuisance. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The inventor of cheap wrapping paper has sadly passed away. RIP #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My New Year’s resolution is to buy a massive Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Overnight last night in GP OOH & on call this week. Urgent primary care is available throughout with many GPs working all around 🇬🇧. They will of course be joined by 1000s of hospital, community and paramedic colleagues who will all keep the NHS going. 🥼🩺🚑 #MerryChristmas
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A major fire at a Temu Warehouse has destroyed 50% of all stock. Police estimate the total damage to be around £3.50. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My mate was stunned when he found out that he was holding the taser the wrong way. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was attacked by a herd of cows. I was only grazed. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Bought a robot puppy. No bark. Only byte. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I accidentally dropped some ice cubes into a pot of boiling water. Now I can’t find them. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm getting a puppy called Hamlet for Christmas. He is a Great Dane. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My mate lost his job as a stage designer. He left without making a scene. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I was fired from the Advent calendar factory. Just for taking a one day off! #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I've just found out that they won’t be making 12” rulers any longer. #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I was walking past the YMCA this morning and saw a teenage boy sat outside stroking some feathers. I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down...” #dadjokes
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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
In a few weeks, I’m going go visit the Prime Meridian. Not sure what I’m gonna do in the Mean Time. #dadjokes
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