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Chris Gillatt

@whut.me

190 followers 423 following 160 posts

The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 13/06/2026

I think I'll pass.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 03/05/2026

@appleinsider.com - tagging you guys because Apple ain’t here but surely this should be labelled as “Perfect” or “Flawless Victory” or “Monster Chill” or something higher stakes than “Very High”. There’s no higher man! What’s the next level? Coma? Hibernation? Death??

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/05/2026

Copilot, bro - what am I reading? 👀

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 04/04/2026

Which one are you? #meme

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 06/03/2026

And that’s why I won’t be continuing with my Apple One subscription. Byeee

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 08/02/2026

Hello Mr Hornbill

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 22/11/2025

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 01/08/2025

There is a warning about “people with the link” but it doesn’t immediately say “everyone on Google” which is disappointing. Good to know you can un-share chats, but as everyone knows, once it’s on the net, it’s on the net. Be careful out there.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 13/02/2025

Looking back at the time I bricked my Macbook Pro 😉 #jokes

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 12/02/2025

#Duolingo vs #Grammarly. FIGHT!

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 29/01/2025

Ok, boss.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 28/01/2025

#DuoLingo translation: nearly at the point where I could scrape a GCSE in Spanish 😅

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 15/01/2025

If your booking system is shit, engineers will work around it. Some might even profit from it 😆

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 07/01/2025

You should be able to see what's going on using the Cost Explorer (probably through your root account) and its filters. I had the same with Digital Ocean once, where it was even less clear what was costing money.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 24/12/2024

Visiting the piggies @ Pig Island, Ko Samui

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 23/12/2024

😂

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 23/12/2024

Nice, where abouts? You’ll enjoy it - plenty to do and see. I’m going to see the pigs at Pig Island tomorrow in Koh Madsum.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 22/12/2024

Elephant spotting in Thailand

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 10/12/2024

The new James Bond reboot sounds shit

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 08/12/2024

There’s plenty of things to fix and improve in #Duolingo, but the developers seem to be obsessed with adding pointless and weird animations instead of any of that.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 30/11/2024

Sentosa, Singapore. Also, Sonic 2: Oil Ocean.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 30/10/2024

Gotta love a bit of web-form incongruity to spice down one's morbid optimism.

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 13/10/2024

#UninstallGarbageNow

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 22/09/2024

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Chris Gillatt @whut.me · 22/09/2024

This is the LinkedIn data requirements for the iPhone app. Still believe that they “care about your privacy”? They most certainly do not. You are a commodity to them. A dollar sign.