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Bill

@whonerd.bsky.social
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just a carpenter.People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling (Dr Perry Cox), Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nuc ,former twitter former maybe Mastodon current Spoutible all same dumb name

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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy 35th birthday, Natalie. You have now aged out. Enjoy your retirement and don’t forget about your NDA.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m so tired of waiting
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spread love ❤️ youtu.be/AvpIAqRyKTY
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The Hollies - The Air That I Breathe Lyrics
YouTube video by Jennifer Wood
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Barnabas Collins Shocked in Dark Shadows
ALT: Barnabas Collins Shocked in Dark Shadows
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 05/10/2026
Join us in supporting banned and challenged books this #BannedBooksWeek 📚 Use code BBW26 to get 15% off select banned and challenged titles now through October 18. See the full list: bookshop.org/info/banned-... Expires 10/18/26. Discount off list prices, excludes ebooks.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choosing love again ❤️ youtu.be/CP5tjL1wwG0
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Stevie Wonder - As W/Lyrics
YouTube video by Mugician
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I look like a giant baby
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Bill @whonerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Fall now and I'm going to fucking enjoy it! Made ham lentil soup and potato latkes
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re doomed
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve now lived so much longer than I would ever have expected to that I feel I’m living in the future. This is when I imagined Neuromancer happening. And now the creators of today’s AI warn us that it threatens humanity.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#SteveThoughts
Short description: A grayscale cartoon of an anthropomorphic otter named Steve, seated at a desk with a pen in one paw and a coffee mug in the other, set against a solid blue background.  

Baked-in text:  
• At top of the image: “Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.”  
• On the otter’s name tag: “Steve”  
• On the coffee mug: “I ♥ FISH”  
• In the lower right corner (signature): “In Ötter News”
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
the “op” is that vance is the most visibly sweaty, pathetic and juiceless national politician in recent memory
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can’t live like this.
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remember going to the movies with TP, rice, squirt guns, newspapers, toast, cards, flashlights, and then dancing? Meatloaf again?
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Rocky Horror: Don't You Panic
ALT: Rocky Horror: Don't You Panic
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I guess I could be nice and mature and say festivals are good for the local economy… But no. I won’t. I hate tourists who can’t drive. I hate everything being blocked off. I am a festival NIMBY.
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Go Away Spray Bottle Animation
ALT: Go Away Spray Bottle Animation
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My boy
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love him!
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Project Sekai Wafi: Theatre Kids Dance
ALT: Project Sekai Wafi: Theatre Kids Dance
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is no good use of generative AI because the technology was built on theft of creative labor. If that position surprises you from an artist whose life's work was scraped and used without permission to train trillion dollar technology, educate yourself. www.michaelwhelan.com/faq/#digital...
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Bill @whonerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just a bee on Hydrangea
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Stop what you’re doing and search Jimothy on Google.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Elon Musk vows to make 'historically accurate,' AI-created 'Odyssey' film by year's end." So he'll be using the tenth-century CE Codex Marcianus Graecus 822 (née 454) manuscript in Venice with the 2nd-century BCE Aristarchus scholia notes on the 6th-century BCE Peisistratean recension? Dope.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
20 years teaching the Odyssey to college freshmen who didn't do the reading have emotionally prepared me for Twitter this week.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Elon's fondness for the Odyssey makes a lot of sense when you understand the epic calls the protagonist a pathological liar in the FIRST LINE.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
All the figures are supported by nature, but the support is eroding and in danger of giving way completely if we don't pay attention and nurture it. Simply put, if nature falls we all fall down with it. 2/2 www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/en...
Detail from THE END OF NATURE featuring a woman in plain robes walking atop a high canopy of leaves. She holds a ribbon strung between her hands with a red glass heart dangling from the end of the loop. She is illuminated with the glow of sunset, and her eyes are focused on the distance not the end of the canopy quickly approaching.
Detail from THE END OF NATURE featuring crows beneath the leafy canopy. A pair glide between the sinuous trunks of thickly textured wood that supports the canopy. One bird has its wings spread wide and feet hanging as if about to land. The glow of sunset illuminates the richly detailed texture of the wood against a sky that is a mix of peach and purple.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
THAT IS NOT HOW THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THE PENALTY FOR “FAILURE TO COMPLY” IS NOT A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lmao even Charlie’s widow doesn’t want it. She already has a couch shaped like JD Vance.
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Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 12/07/2026
N8628 Landed in Burbank, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 2 h 21 min.
Reg: N8628 On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.300869 Trigger: now on ground
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
I choose to remember him how he lived — clutching a pink wand at Disney World during a government shutdown.
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Lindsey Graham Died
Dear Humans,
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
Several black and white dairy cows in a meadow
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
OMG stop with the fireworks. My dog is going through chemo and she’s scared. Three days of this. It’s after 11 pm.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Man, woman, camera, confessional? Say ten Hail Marys and go fuck yourself.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Cooked books
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Well at least things can’t get stupider” was a brief thought I had yesterday, then from a far distance I heard Satan giggle.
NY Post headline:

“Hunter Biden challenges Donald Trump Jr. to cage fight in unhinged rant attacking UFC Freedom
250 event”
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump: I am the all-powerful president leading us to the golden age on Day 1. Also Trump: I can't control everything – It's Obama and Biden's fault.
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Queens Public Library @qplnyc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Reminder: All Queens Public Library locations are closed on Friday, June 19 in observance of #Juneteenth. Learn More about Juneteenth with our virtual brochure. www.queenslibrary.org/sites/defaul... Check out our Juneteenth booklists, resources, and more. www.queenslibrary.org/about-us/new...
The cover of QPL's 2026 Juneteenth brochure, featuring a drawing of a large pastel-colored bird, with blue birds flying in its wake, a broken chain, and the words "QPL Celebrates Juneteenth: Juneteenth Brings Balance to America's Celebration of Freedom," on a red background.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Russia stops, the war is over. If Ukraine stops, Ukraine is over.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Watching the World Cup as it was meant to be watched (on a waiting room TV at my Hyundai dealership)
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What a whimsical delight! This is so much better than affordable healthcare.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Visigoths treat us very unfairly WAR Can’t let Visigoths get MacGuffin MacGuffin price will go down Saw MacGuffin selling for $1.98 Deal with Visigoths any day now Gonna SMITE Visigoths after lunch Deal’s back Most folks don’t know MacGuffin is spelled with capital G I'm on FIRE ow
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Good thing they fired their CEO
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Polly Schattel @pollyschattel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My friend: And over here are my very expensive Stephen King first editions. Me: Oh cool. I’ve got some first editions, too. My friend? Oh? You collect books? Me: No, I’m just old. I bought them at B. Dalton the first time around.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I moved a planter and inadvertently peeved King Toad and his court
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Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 11/06/2026
N7628 Landed in Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States. Apx. flt. time 1 h 4 min.
Reg: N7628 On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:07.100700 Trigger: now on ground
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/06/2026
Bari Weiss will be in charge of CNN soon as her reward for destroying CBS News. They can destroy legacy media, but we’re still here and much like the Epstein files, we are never going away.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Exit polling suggests South Carolina voters did not think Nancy Mace was a well-rounded candidate.
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