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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 5h
Back to your hole of obscurity, Cubbos.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 6h
One of my favorite things about baseball is when MVP candidates that have been incredible all year roll into the postseason and do absolutely nothing.🥰
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Susie of KC @kcsusie.bsky.social · 18h
I know people mean well, but I’m getting irritated about neurotypicals “consoling” me about my kids’ ASD. “This doesn’t define who they are”. Actually it is part of it, and it’s not a bad thing! Their struggles are mostly related to being forced to adapt to a world built for a different neurotype.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 11h
Asstros stay ass
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 17h
I feel like this guy’s whole day revolves around trying not to shit his pants.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17h
No one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just realizing that if the Royals had made the playoffs, the color commentary guy they’d send to be in the NBC TV booth would’ve been Hosmer and no thanks. I mean, he’s the only reasonable option but still.
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Joshua Hind @joshuahind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What should we do about that rusty car?" "Put a sign on it." "Just one?" "Do what you think is best."
Whoo boy, where to start? So, in the foreground Brad Bradford is standing at a lectern on which is affixed a campaign sign. The sign reads" Real Change = $300 of your water bill." But that's the last normal thing about this photo. In the background is a old, rusted out car. Any campaign PR person will know that doesn't look good. So what did they do? They put 2 campaign signs on it. Not in front of it to hide if from the camera...on it. There are also 2 dudes in the background. They look sad and angry.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Win or lose, I just hope both teams eat shit and die.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Duran with an early contender for the “worst pitch of the postseason” award. Jesus Christ.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK!!???
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna out here doin queen shit with a fully loaded diaper to the delight of no one.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Farewell sweet baby boys. I love you and will miss you terribly. #HEYHEYHEYHEY
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jk couldn’t get though the 5th without getting ass jacked
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Thank God Praise God
ALT: Thank God Praise God
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like pilot to bombAdell.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dan Lynch gonna throw 6 innings in the final game of the season and solidify a spot in the rotation for next year.
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Astromaddy Pretends to Drink Bleach
ALT: Astromaddy Pretends to Drink Bleach
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pat not even celebrating that TD because he got knocked on his ass AGAIN. Dude’s sick of these no blockin ass slobs.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I obviously don’t want the Chiefs to lose this game. I also enjoy comedic sports embarrassments, though, so I’m actually in a pretty good headspace right now.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everybody was losing their mind about Benson a couple weeks ago without realizing the entire offensive line is basically garbage. Probably gonna be a problem this year. Just hoping Pat can survive.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiefs officially in just-trying-not-to-lose mode. Like clockwork. God forbid you show any of your effective plays on offense or defense. Meanwhile, you’re about to lose to the laughing stock of the league. Just let it happen. Maybe you can use it to motivate the guys lololololololmao
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The idea that Miami would attempt a 55 yard field goal on 4th and 3 is so ridiculous. I don’t think Trent knows what he’s saying sometimes. He’s just doing auto words.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One play in and I’m ready to pull the starters.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The youngest of Carters, folks. I’m wet.
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 26/09/2026
Forever our voice. Congratulations to Denny Matthews on his 8,000th game called!
A graphic with images of Denny Matthews throught the years and his 8,000 Royals games called. Text on the graphic reads, "Denny, 8,000 games called."
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol Cags
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight will be Denny’s 8000th broadcast and I’ve already prepared myself to cry throughout all the celebratory tributes. Just praying to Christ it doesn’t come with an end of season retirement announcement. I’m not ready for that.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alex Lange might be having a terrible year but at least he saves some face by lookin like a bitch.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I better not hear the Royals this offseason telling me about Dan Lynch in the rotation next year. Put the kid in the pen and move on. It’s not fuckin happening.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that these prediction markets and gambling corporations have enough capital to financially entice the wealthiest 1% of celebs to do embarrassing commercials for them should probably be a pretty glaring red flag that maybe these businesses are cultural garbage and not to be trusted.🤷‍♂️
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling theonion.com/career-ending-facebook…
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My body is ready WS prediction: Rays over Dodgers in 6
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feels like this might be the kind of season that does real damage to the collective heart health of Chiefs fans.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Suddenly everybody that wants everything to be a catch doesn’t want control to be control.😂
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know the answer.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This game actually is over.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember when Chris Jones played? That was a wild time.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Colts want this more.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TD for Royals? #HEYHEYHEYHEY
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Id like to see Pat take some deep shots and try to get some PI’s of his own but im also pretty sure the line couldn’t give him the amount of time it takes a receiver to run 50 yards.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
O-line showin its ass.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol these refs are garbage
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fulton just giving them free points. The generosity is admirable.
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Broncos watching Jonathan Taylor gain yards at will against the Chiefs
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Murder that bitch
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
De…fense? 🥴
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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m embracing this new era. Let’s goooooooo
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