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laurel, a 12’ skeleton @l4ur3l.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
publicly financed elections now
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The political culture of the contemporary GOP is indistinguishable from that of the school shooter community
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mr. Bean is CANONICALLY AN ALIEN???
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve"
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Danielle ❌👑 @danielleloveswords.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The SAVE Act is a voter suppression bill, masquerading as “fraud prevention.” The GOP is using this bill as a Trojan horse to restrict voting rights and maintain their hold on power. Call (202) 224-3121 & tell your MOC to #StopTheSaveAct social.demcast.com/s/gzhQUDEu
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Working on a political campaign with millennials is funny because everybody finds themselves saying things like “let me see if we can use my parents’ printer for that”
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SPOOKfish @mrgoldfish161.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The main villain isn't a person, it's the system of capitalism.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 04/02/2026
in order to save this country we are probably going to have to do things that make rich men sad 😔
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Justin @jazzfanjustin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We give the best hours of the best years of our lives to people and institutions that truly do not give a shit about us. I’m sad about this.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My woke superbowl party will have an abortion doctor booth and a table where you can get your gender transed
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
NPR host on the most recent Throughline episode just declared that the people of Iran want “free and fair erections”
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Just watched a van with white supremacist stickers get t-boned by a truck with second amendment stickers
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What group is this? I need to join
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’m tired of being unemployed. I miss the rush of increasing shareholder value
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Remember how on our missions we lived in fear that investigators would Google the church? Yeah that was totally normal
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Auntimus Prime MA. @auntimusprimema.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
@whitecatprophecy.bsky.social Just accidentally wrote my epitaph while trying to describe my degree: No use in capitalism, immense societal value. I've never felt so seen ☠️.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Clearly you’ve never been to Portland
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not the good kind though
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I’m applying for a job managing volunteers for people who know (and share) my opinion of the church so I finally get to make a resume just explicitly framing my mission as cult recruiting
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
it's remarkable that we have two extremely high profile case studies of how severe brain damage turns people into right-wing morons
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Say what you will about the Republican Party but they’ve done a great job distracting me from my anger at the LDS church
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Renee Good’s killing has fucked me up more than any of the things have in a while. My partner is a 37yo mother of three who wouldn’t hesitate for a second to get between ICE and her neighbors and would 100% get into a situation like Renee’s. Thinking about it all fills me with rage. Fuck this shit.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Next year, Americans will see the biggest jump in health insurance costs in 15 years. Meanwhile, the seven largest health insurance companies made a combined $71B in profits in 2024. It’s far past time for Medicare for All. Here’s what you need to know.
youtu.be
Medicare for All Explained | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
For a while when I was a kid we had this home teacher who liked to give us hour-long lessons on stuff like the relationship between faith and quantum mechanics After a couple such lessons my dad told him “just the First Presidency message next month will be fine” and we never heard from him again
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The silence from @monicalewinsky.bsky.social the last few days is deafening, she could tweet literally anything right now and it would be the funniest thing anyone has ever said
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Mormons church wide are studying D&C 132 today. It’s a great day to text your LDS family and ask them how their pediphilia apologetics lesson went l
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Anyone watching Surviving Mormonism? Is it good?
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/11/2025
probably something an innocent man would do
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Update: Andrew Garfield has literally eaten honey that my gf gave to a mutual friend who served it at a function that Garfield attended. He said my girlfriend’s honey was very good.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
During a conversation about Under the Banner of Heaven my gf just casually remarked that Andrew Garfield has “tasted her honey.” Going to do some digging as to the interpretation thereof. I will return and report.
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Benjamin Park @benjaminepark.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I know we have the memory of a goldfish, but I’m amazed we’re only a few years past conservative economic “experts” claiming the $2,000 COVID checks were the primary cause of an inflation crisis, and now those same “experts” are praising Trump’s promise to, you guessed it, send $2,000 checks.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Cat mutuals, I’m coming to suspect that my cat is actually the reincarnated spirit of Jackie Kennedy. Has anyone else encountered this and if so how did you handle it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/11/2025
LMAO he's trying to be Mamdani!
Happy Anniversary! On this day, November 5th, one year ago, we had one of the Greatest Presidential Victories in History — Such an Honor to represent our Country. Our Economy is BOOMING, and Costs are coming way down. Affordability is our goal. Love to the American People!
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Imagine having a religious leader who takes actual moral stands on relevant current issues
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There are more of us than there are of them.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I wonder if they’ve taken away Trump’s phone and TV.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Yes I seem to have convinced many people, no it’s not actually real, yes Mike Lee can always be blamed for anything
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Some days you just manage to scrape by, other days you inadvertently convince hundreds of thousands of people that Utah now requires ID and proof of citizenship to buy coffee
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Early Mormons in Utah starving from cricket swarms eating crops because they didn’t recognize protein literally raining from the heavens from the heavens is an incredible metaphor
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Scientology is a high-demand cruise line.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Talked with an exmo friend for a long time tonight. She says the thought that keeps her going is that her teenage self would see her current self as a total badass. It’s cheesy, maybe, but I’m going to be thinking about it for a while.
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We need to stop calling the LDS church a cult. It’s a high demand real estate firm
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Say what you will about the movie being propaganda for a high-control religious real estate firm but this guy deserved an Emmy
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