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uhhh, Bee/whilom/whatever, 28, has hands has feet will never die, They, i exist maybe

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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 20h
i swear to fucking god if this goddamn phone doesnt stop shoving this stupid fucking gemini bullshit in my face every five seconds i am going to kill myself. ive been using pixel phones for a fucking decade or st but ill be fucked before i buy another
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey niche question ig but can anyone rec some cool artists who have Woven Tapestry Blankets. like the type that have a few colors of thread and weave a picture from it. Preferably 100% cotton (or other natural material) Ive been wanting a nice woven blanket for a while... just cause ya kno
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Yeah, I've been a tech nerd for decades but all the "AI" stuff really does feel like "Sooooo we're taking a type of computation that's actually bad at most things and putting it in a whole bunch of stuff to make it work worse because... if we don't the whole economy's going to crash or something?"
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Incredible quote to start with “millions of Americans like me” and then to end with “on our normal vacation to Greece or the Vineyard”
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Alicia Haddick/アリシア @aliciahaddick.com · 15/09/2026
I can now, finally, share this: I've wrote a book! And you can order it! Driven by never-before-seen access to his archive of storyboards, props and images and one-on-one interviews, Archive: Shinya Tsukamoto is a deep dive into the creative process of the cult indie director
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Violaine Briat @violainebriat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
4theyeblink.com #awol666
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is there a headache that helps with goo? #sgdq
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i am once again begging them to add some filters to the GDQ prizes page. please at least a "hide closed prizes" button T-T so much scrolling every event just to look at whats coming up
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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Lewdicrous303 @lewdicrous303.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had to draw this
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Don't do any of this.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is literally why there's a bipartisan effort to remove internet access from young people. It's an attack on queer people, leftists, and anyone who questions authority. They don't want our children finding out that MLK and Frida Kahlo were socialists or that Stonewall was a riot.
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/08/2024
Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/06/2026
yeah the steam machine is expensive, but the good news is everyone is making so much more money thanks to our AI-enhanced productivity
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Beadwork By Kay @beadworkbykay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tomorrow is Indigenous Peoples Day and it's the perfect time to support the Indigenous community, Native small businesses and artists like myself! I am a queer Kanien'kehá:ka beadwork artist creating handmade beaded jewelry and accessories. You can shop my work on my website 🫶🏼 www.beadworkbykay.ca
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Max C. @ LFF @maxisherealso.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Remember when the future of tech sounded exciting and not like it was going to overrule us?" *uses generative AI for the promo imagery anyway*
The Callback playing music with an AI-generated album coverAnother AI picture from the Callback website. Notice the unevenly designed hopscotch squares.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/09/2024
coughing, sick with radiation poisoning, refreshing twitter every few minutes to find out whether or not elon is going to send another shipment of soylent to the four of us here on Mars Station Doge only to find out he’s delayed the rocket again because he wants to hit a launch date of 6/9
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Meti 「我が な 和 レベッカ です」🎃 @metintbg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Reminds me of this evergreen post
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
ALT

Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's not just that people are saying "Shallow Grave," the new single by the Mountain Goats, is a bop, and the probable song of the summer for 2026. it's just demonstrably and obviously the case
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Ash Bell @ash-bell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm kicking off shallow grave summer by cutting my jeans into jorts and burying them in the yard for a few days
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Violaine Briat @violainebriat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
4theyeblink.com #awol666
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taryn @peepsaregood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
my kid just drew this incredible cat picture, I'm in love
a very square cat drawing
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Beadwork By Kay @beadworkbykay.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's a beautiful day to support a queer Indigenous small business! 🏳️‍🌈🫶🏼🪶 Looking for that first order of the week & I just know it will come today! If you love handmade Indigenous beadwork definitely check out my work ☺️ shop small! Shop Native made! www.beadworkbykay.ca
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 10/06/2026
An addendum thread—someone asked, quite sensibly, if we have ivermectin now, are they still as big a deal? I go into some detail about why they are. Err…buy my book?
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 10/06/2026
A good thread on screwworms. Talking to an entomologist last year, he also added that the pandemic was the first domino. Scientists couldn’t get to the facilities, couldn’t get out into the field to check outbreak reports.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/06/2026
Detector xkcd.com/3254/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 with ponytail walking in with a second person. A third person with short hair stands behind a machine labeled “Detector” with a glowing green light for “detected” and a blank circle for “not detected.”] PERSON 1: Over there are our electron microscope, XRF scanner, and mass spectrometer. And this is our most sensitive detector. PERSON 2: What does it detect? (2) PERSON 1: Lots of stuff. Gas, dust, particles, light, radio waves, gamma rays, protons, neutrons, electrons, fields, forces, events, potentials, or states. (3) PERSON 2: I don’t understand. Aren’t most of those *always* present? PERSON 3: Yeah, it’s been saying “detected” continuously since we turned it on. (4) PERSON 2: What happens if it says “not detected”? PERSON 1: Oh gosh. PERSON 3: That would be pretty bad, I think.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Cupcake & Friends show/character was literally stolen from the creator, Loryn Brantz.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
okay christ i was hoping it was some fuckery with "i sold amazon the rights to this way back when, then they brought it back without asking" type shit but no, jorge gutierrez is just outright on the AI bandwagon now. Also doesnt it just seem like. career suicide considering his niche?
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One thing I am not looking forward about this campaign season: the people online who don't live in Texas reflexively commenting on every Texas politics post how the state is an utterly disgusting hellhole that you couldn't pay them to live in or move to
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Demon's Home @demonshome.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
they make sherbert in transgender now btw
some "lonestar blast" sherbert ice cream from HEB in lemon, cherry, and blue raspberry, with white, pink, and blue colors. Scoops of the ice cream are arranged so that it matches the trans flag
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 17/05/2026
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 17/05/2026
"SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART." #AEWCollision
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
July 2020
A cartoon drawing resembling an old magazine advertisement. It is titled “Dog in Zero Batteries,” with a black dog leaping through a large zero. Two wolves hold a flashlight and radio, saying “the light is swallowed,” and “the sound is absorbed.” A battery is shown with two negative terminals. At bottom, text reads “Something is taken away™️”
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Threads
exchange 1:

lewishowes
01/31/26
Your audience doesn't want you to be perfect. They want you to be relatable.
dril
01/31/26
my audience wants me run over by cars

exchange 2:

mayorsoj
01/31/26
Don’t watch porn tonight.
Pray. Read your Bible. Protect your soul.
dril
01/31/26
I will never get 1 erection ever in my life . God will poison my disgusting penis into submission
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/04/2026
great work everyone keep it up they are pigs and fascists and they should be reminded of it every day forever
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