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Justin 🦕

@artness.bsky.social
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Calm, collected, Virginian space outlaw 🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things. 🧑🏼‍🎨 Next show: Hampton Comicon (Oct. 17-18) 🦸‍♂️ He/him/Strong Boy ArtnessByJustinBrown.com Patreon.com/artness

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 18h
Just take the L, man. Nobody will just take an L anymore
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it inappropriate to call this dudes office and call him a bozo for not knowing ball?
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a variant that says "these are prescription sunglasses -- I am without my regular glasses right now so I have to wear these"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yikes hard lemonade
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just patented this idea so don't steal it: a hide-a-key that looks like a wasp nest
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Key weakness with Frankenstein as a film series: no spaceships doing a trench run
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had fries and a cheeseburger today for the first time in a while and I feel like I'm wearing a weighted vest.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This, but for real.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The bullshit I tell myself on those days:
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's that simple. AND Beshear has calibrated the message for when someone tries to get faux-Christian about the culture war bullshit, by using the rationale "are we all not God's children?" which seems pretty effective as an argument on something that isn't an actual problem.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

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[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
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Christopher Farnsworth @chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy National Comic Book Day.
Charlie Brown going through comic books at the newsstand, saying, “I’m discouraged today, and when I get discouraged a comic magazine is the only thing that will revive me.”
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Royal Naboo Dirigible
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can you draw my dog wearing sunglasses. I sure can digitally sketch on top of a photo of him with sunglasses photoshopped on YES
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At Dollar Tree, I found these coaster sets meant to look like vinyl records (which have a little turntable storage thing complete with a movable arm, which is neat) but the labels on the records themselves are just generic clip art so I was thinking, how can I zhuzh these up?
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm practicing my small talk and ice-breakers for my sister's wedding next month
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"at the least, shitty people deserve to be annoyed and made uncomfortable" is a winning campaign message
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was thinking of doing commissions like this to end the month. 5 slots available. 75€ for one. Send me an email if you are interested. ✉️ lasalomee@gmail.com
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doing a lot of design work for my sister's wedding next month and in painting their name on this store-bought art (to serve as decor at the reception), I just keep seeing this as some sort of early 00's indie album cover for a band called THE GRAVES
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This dude deserves to be dragged behind a horse, now more than ever
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TONIGHT GENTLEMEN, THE DRINKS* ARE ON ME * nothing over $3
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Terry Bouton @terrybouton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The article is brutal. Great student reporting. The chef's kiss is that the reporters found that the provost's letter defending his use of AI for witting op-eds and academic papers was 100% written by AI.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine if the WH press corp had banded together 18 fucking months ago
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 21/09/2026
“Everything is 40% more expensive because of AI” is a great line for an opposition party trying to unseat the AI-supported incumbents, if any Democratic consultants wanted to take a short break from dehumanizing trans kids to actually try winning a contested election.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Artists, QRP with your favorite portrait you’ve drawn "Thor" // 9x12" scratchboard
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trouble at the charity gala
Bruce Wayne in a tuxedo glances over his shoulder as he dashes away Bruce pulls his bowtie out like a parachute ripcord  Bruce's tuxedo pops like a balloon, revealing the complete Batman costume underneath, cowl and all
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guess why I had to update the listing for a lapel pin, to include this video
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun fact: this is the very first stock exterior shot at the beginning of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry/George take the limo and get mistaken for Nazis. "And who's responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular again?"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
overheard a middle-aged white dude sitting near me at this fancy outdoor shopping center earlier say “here’s the thing with the transgender issue” and i braced myself for the worst take i’ve ever heard in my life but by the end of his story he was “partying with an all-trans hockey team in Chelsea”
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone who entertains this shit is a next-level dork and I say that with some bona fides
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks! I used to sell them at shows (I actually started *before* Covid) but the last few years, demand wasn't there so I took 'em outta the rotation but I still make them for fun (for myself or friends). Anyone who's interested, let me know! I've done customs or can just sell you labels.
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
White guy in football or football media = very likely Republican White guy in football or football media who says he's "not political" and "independent" = 100000% Republican
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
$4.19 for a gallon of gas, man fuck you
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Properly cleaned this desk for the first time in six months. Just giving you a little glimpse at my mental state, over that time.
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John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being an anti-trans democrat won't win you more right-wing votes but it sure as hell will cost you some left ones.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Justin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jesse Farrell @jfsculpts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Long before I knew his name, Michael Berryman’s unforgettable face and gentle voice were always a welcome screen presence. I hope he and his family are doing okay. gofund.me/3a80912e2
gofund.me
Donate to Support Michael Berryman After House Fire, organized by Nicole Kinzie
Good afternoon, Horror fans. For those of you who have ever attended… Nicole Kinzie needs your support for Support Michael Berryman After House Fire
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