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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️

@whilomm.bsky.social
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uhhh, Bee/whilom/whatever, 28, has hands has feet will never die, They, i exist maybe

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i know its probably still gonna be android bc pretty much everything is either android or iphone but god i want something simpler so bad. every single time i press the wrong button or swipe wrong its got a fucking gemini suggestion and i hate this stupid fucking thing so much jesus christ
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i swear to fucking god if this goddamn phone doesnt stop shoving this stupid fucking gemini bullshit in my face every five seconds i am going to kill myself. ive been using pixel phones for a fucking decade or st but ill be fucked before i buy another
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
seems like a pretty expensive trick tbh :/
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think if ur gonna have a game less than 5 years old on one of those things you *need* to have a story behind it. i dont wanna see st that new on a board unless it made you like, quit your job and move halfway across the world, get a divorce, leave mormonism, and transition or something.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey free concept for any local home fixemup companies out there looking for a rebrand: make all your vans wizard vans but theyre doing like..plumbing or something. doing wizard stuff on toilets. go viral as "my local plumbing company that has airbrush wizard vans" itll be cool as hell.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
selling Collectors Editions and having a cheaper version without the game for the ppl who dont wanna buy game again but do what the cool stuff: sure okay the collectors edition is just a bunch of even cheaper crap than usual thats probs worth $50 retail max: we have to start killing people
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the journey has been made. the rothko has been eaten. i am still thinking about it. i would like to eat another rothko.
rothko no 18, in cake form. it is a rectangular cake, with a chocolate rectangle on bottom and orange rectangle on top. both are surrounded by a very even coating of milk chocolate ganache.sign for the "rothko no 18" cake, "black, orange on maroon". it says the flavors are "cocoa noir cake, chestnut cake, apricot jam, milk chocolate ganache"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thats fair yeah! just BTW, this is "the kiss" by Gustav Klimt, and its one of those mega famous paintings youll see everywhere and people love to reference it. not a huge art buff either but this is one of those instant "oh yeah the shiny gold kissy paintings" ones for me.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in the original the weird anatomy blends really well with the overall style, its a bit messy and the lower contrast just makes the details like the neck and the fucked up fingers feel like theyre purposeful and meshing well. The clean lineart on the tee tho just emphasizes the weirdness too much
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in fairness the fingers on the original are also a bit fucked, but they work better there. I think its just odd stylization choices. They really should have tried for something that matched the vibe of the orig a bit better, this style is kinda way too clean for "the kiss"
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YESSSS THANK YOU!! ive literally been looking out for a cool tapestry blanket for a while and and your designs are FANTASTIC, heres hoping i dont miss em 🤞
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DAMMIT i cant believe I missed this sick ass disco blanket T-T are you by any chance gonna stock a couple of extras in the shop, or is it Preorders Only?
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
like heres one artist w some cool shit www.julialikescats.com/shop/woven-b... but im indecisive on if any of these illustrations are really Me.
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WOVEN BLANKET — Shop — Julia Likes Cats
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey niche question ig but can anyone rec some cool artists who have Woven Tapestry Blankets. like the type that have a few colors of thread and weave a picture from it. Preferably 100% cotton (or other natural material) Ive been wanting a nice woven blanket for a while... just cause ya kno
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Yeah, I've been a tech nerd for decades but all the "AI" stuff really does feel like "Sooooo we're taking a type of computation that's actually bad at most things and putting it in a whole bunch of stuff to make it work worse because... if we don't the whole economy's going to crash or something?"
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why would they do that
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
well yeah thats why its baby
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Incredible quote to start with “millions of Americans like me” and then to end with “on our normal vacation to Greece or the Vineyard”
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Alicia Haddick/アリシア @aliciahaddick.com · 15/09/2026
I can now, finally, share this: I've wrote a book! And you can order it! Driven by never-before-seen access to his archive of storyboards, props and images and one-on-one interviews, Archive: Shinya Tsukamoto is a deep dive into the creative process of the cult indie director
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh yeah i know the vpn and app download are more involved, thats why i also said "or just use a browser" one super basic easy option in case you just wanna post a quick pic or update or st. just since some ppl didnt realize its just the app itself, not the website thats blocked.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
another option is downloading one of the alt apps for bsky, ive found heron is solidly Fine. couple of mildly annoying UI bits but other than that.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
in case you do wanna check in, can either use a VPN or just go thru the browser. protons free VPN works well enough for that, just gotta tell it to "change connection" after the first connection bc itll automatically go to one of the texas ones (fastest), then itll choose a rando other country
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
can i finish my 48 hour gary numan playlist first
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(he seems one of those artists whos listed discography on this site includes a LOT of dupes due to compilation albums and the like, an issue i have had several times with this project. but idk how many dupes I accidentally added, i suppose that is to be seen)
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
due to this post I decided that gary numan would be the next artist for my chrono listening project bc "this guy with the pyramid seems like he could be up my alley" but i think i messed up the playlist a bit so. i guess im listening to 48 hours of whoever this is
the info for the gary numan playlist i made, with 622 tracks, a length of 48 hours 50 minutes and 44 seconds
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lets just keep going New York? No, New America New Jersey? Also New America New Hampshire? also New America and obviously New England as a whole is New America too. America as far as the eye can see.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i think it hinges if this was just some boardroom scraping the bottom of the barrel or if one day someone (gosling or otherwise) just genuinely said to themselves "i want to make a movie about bambam" the former is boring. the latter compels me to learn "why? what do you see here that i dont?"
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i agree that we need to give del toro all the money he wants to make movies forever, but also i am intrigued enough by the fact that gosling even wants to make this movie that i want to give it a shot. i want to learn what about bambam compels this man.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
however then we of course run into the insurmountable issue of "porn artists have no idea how big an average penis is and see an actual average penis as small". even if we did standardize the tag to mean "realistically large", i give it 4 years max before penis inflation runs amok
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
maybe its just the fact that as previously discussed "penis" feels very clinical nowadays, plus the fact that "large" so unassuming compared to "hyper", "massive", "giga", etc, the combined phrase feels like it SHOULD mean something simple and realistic. a penis you would nod and say "hm, large!"
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i feel like we need to standardize simply "#large penis" to mean "statistically large for a real life human penis". just because it feels like such a baseline phrase that it SHOULD mean "a penis that is large, but on a believable scale".
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
see this is why we need more werebat porn
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
lil of column A, lil of column B. theres a massive issue with dropshippers just selling you mass produced crap at an upcharge, and also an issue with people who had creative ideas getting their shit copied bc it went viral and factories were able to copy it easily. basically, everything sucks yaaayy
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Violaine Briat @violainebriat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
4theyeblink.com #awol666
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
- Attention grabbing - brightly colored - Large extremely easy to read fonts - you are forced to physically interact with it to proceed incredible, love it
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
lmao i had no idea jackass did this i was just remembering Images i saw on tumblr in the before times
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
how does it compare to the good ol "couple of sheets of plexiglass and some screws"?
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is there a headache that helps with goo? #sgdq
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i am once again begging them to add some filters to the GDQ prizes page. please at least a "hide closed prizes" button T-T so much scrolling every event just to look at whats coming up
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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whilomm 🏳️‍⚧️ @whilomm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
hell yeah. now could yall make the merch like 40-70% gayer? The rainbows are a nice start but i wanna really queer it up u kno. maybe some slutty little croptops? hot pants?
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