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What if it's Bea?

@whatifitsbea.bsky.social
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Every day is a new opportunity to say the worst thing you've ever said. She / Her

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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Re-watching Remember Me in honor of 9/11 and I had forgotten both Robert Pattinson and Pierce Brosnan are doing New York Guy accents in this and neither of them sound like they've ever been on the same continent as someone from Queens
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolutely devastating 48 hours for queer Marxists
Dolly Parton as Doralee Rhodes from 9 to 5.Tim Curry as Anatoly Cherdenko from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/08/2026
back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did a huge amount of good with wealth she largely worked to earn. 9 to 5 is a Marxist text & permeant karaoke banger. She stood with queer & trans people throughout her life & the world was a better place for having her stay a while.
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 24/03/2026
just know that if you engage with harry potter in any form i'm judging you
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Greg Lobanov @greg.style · 14/08/2026
When a menu has a neat little tween. Or a character has a funny little animation. Somebody out there spent days making that little detail perfect. And when you’re playing a game you’re blasted with like 50 of these little things per minute. Games are so rich with human life! It’s awesome!!!
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My job on the leftist commune is going to be as the fanservice character. Everyone's going to be reading Kropotkin or whatever and I'll be busy falling down the stairs and going KYAAAAH, ending in a tasteless panty shot. Busy attracting gusts of wind. The one guy on farming duty gets a nosebleed
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Christian Degn @christiandegn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Rider, or The Knight, Death and the Devil My interpretation of the Dürer etching of the same name. 13" x 19"
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. But I could
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Playing Bloodborne so I can experience getting repeatedly smashed in a dark alley by two bricked-up dudes.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Conniving is such a funny villain mechanic in Magic: The Gathering. This creature is so devious. So evil. They thought an extra thought and then forgot one of them. (and if they forgot something that wasn't about a place, they get stronger)
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I know that Ranked Brawl is something that many players are excited for, and I want that format to be as fun as possible for everyone to engage in! Here are my notes on Brawl format management, including suggested bans, rebalances, and cards to monitor: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Brawl Management Notes
Amazonian’s Brawl Management Notes June, 2026 I would like to call attention to these as areas where Brawl can be improved. If Brawl is meant to be an environment where a broad number of commanders ca...
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don't use AI in my personal or professional writing, and will never, so some dipshit saying that actually everyone uses it is untrue in the same way that saying that nobody washes their hands after using the bathroom is untrue -- a lie to excuse a repulsive personal failing.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He was so real for this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and tears running down her face .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and tears running down her face .
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Olivia Gobert-Hicks @goberthicks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm excited for Strixhaven :)
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It really cannot be overstated that COVID happened, suddenly a bunch of absentee tech dads were forced to stay home where they saw their kids playing Animal Crossing while talking on Discord, then collectively decided to light a trillion dollars on fire to make Snow Crash IRL.
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Evergreen post
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
this is the most raw, personal thing i’ve ever written. thank you to commander’s herald for giving me space to be vulnerable. 🙏
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Listen up liberal,
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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 25/02/2026
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i'm worried the left isn't taking NFTs seriously
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Watching people use ChatGPT in public feels like environmental storytelling for a sci-fi horror movie. Like seeing extras drinking a new soda that will be revealed to contain a zombie virus at the end of Act 1.
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Christian Degn @christiandegn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Fire Sermon - drawn for @agriculturemusic.bsky.social
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/02/2026
Sci-fi that deals with questions of artificial consciousness is interesting because it's pushing us to think about what it means to be human. It functions as a metaphorical mirror. Being shocked by a computer programmed to play pretend reflects on us too, but not in a particularly flattering way
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Yes. YES!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Listo Entertainment @listo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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