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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's interesting that the set symbol for nauctis is a manta ray when the set explicitly has no flying creatures and that is a fish specifically known for having flying in magic. i wonder if that could allude to what the new evasion mechanic might be.
cloud manta, manta ray, skyreach manta, wormfang manta
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
doing a textless reprint of dance of the dead is so funny considering the oracle text is currently too long to print on a physical magic card. 💃 💀 excluding the pro tour collector decks this is the first time the card has ever been reprinted.
dance of the dead with oracle text
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
today's booster pack update announcement also seems to reveal the set symbol for nauctis: the sunken realm. 🫧 🐟 i've been down on some of the set symbols recently, but this one is a winner. manta rays are both cute and awesome.
you did it cardnauctis manta ray set symbol
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
while i understand the lore justification i'm also fascinated thinking about what reality fracture could have been if all of the echoverse characters were also triceratops like ghalta. tricerayargle. chandraceratops. trbltps. 😮
ghalta and ghalta
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
based on the requirements listed i think i'm basically a shoe-in for this position. 🤞
frequently required to speak. constantly required to talk.
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i guess i just regularly post photos of mushrooms now. love these idiots. 🍄
inkcapsjelly
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
magic is a game with lots of complex rules interactions but the mistake i see most often, even among relatively experienced and very smart players, is not knowing that change of control causes summoning sickness. the fact that threaten effects give haste hints at this but folks still miss it.
control magic and threaten
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some very handsome mushrooms in the neighborhood today. 🍄🍄 👀
shoehorn oyster mushroomrooting shank
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crossword clue: baby’s size (2 words) answer: so big ah yes, infants. famously large.
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reality fracture rules but i'm fascinated by the idea of a non-flying evasion ability in nauctis. 🐟 my current theory is some form of diving. maybe creatures enter with depth counters and lose them when they attack? or more depth = harder to block?? if you have theories i would love to hear them.
big whale with dive 3 and a dive knight that can give depth counters. very simple mockups.
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thank you @maro254.bsky.social for this needed clarification. the folks who felt targeted by this survey question deserve to have peace of mind that there is some corner of this world, real or otherwise, where their safety and dignity will be prioritized over potential profits.
maro clarifies that asking about an ip in a survey doesn't mean there is any plan to do anything with that ip. a thinly veiled response to the outrage brought on by the inappropriate inclusion of harry potter in a recent wotc survey about ip familarity.
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some good looking wood ears at the dog park this afternoon. 🍄🍄
wood ear mushrooms wood ear mushrooms
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don’t buy ub products because i want to “vote with my wallet” but if they print harry potter cards i will absolutely never buy any magic products ever again. even having the gall to ask about it in a survey is disgusting. heinous loser behavior. trans rights are more important than any hobby. 🏳️‍⚧️
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reality fracture prerelease take ✌️. planeswalkers are…good? boarded out face yourself against more aggressive decks but still cast it 4 times (!) targeting myself for the win. r1️⃣ vs ub 🏆🏆 r2️⃣ vs wbg 🏆🏆 r3️⃣ vs bg 🏆🏆 i bet draft with this set is gonna be incredible. might be an all-timer. rip jace. 💙
a blue red sealed deck
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
went konstrari at the jerelease. would have liked a bit more removal and a couple more heartwood makers but it was fun and strong! kiora mvp for sure. 🐲 r1️⃣ vs gw 🏆🏆 r2️⃣ vs uw & rg (2 decks!) 🏆🏆 r3️⃣ vs wb 💀🏆💀 fliers and hand disruption did me in. the format is great and the echoed pairs add a lot. 💙
a green red sealed deck
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
arrived early for the magic the gathering tournament/gamer funeral. 💐 🪦 #goodnightsweetprince
jace funeral bouquet
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hold up So he painted a magic original On the back of an artist proof Turned it in. Got approved. This is the wildest story I’ve heard today
Holding a mini painting of fauna Hello everyone, I’m pleased to present my original artwork for Forest Tentacle Token from Reality Fracture set . The uniqueness lies in the fact that the original art for the card was drawn on  artist proof. This miniature depicts a piece of the tentacle of a Verdant Kraken that is beginning to be overgrown with forest plants and flowers.The magic the gathering token card forest tentacle
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ahead of prerelease tomorrow, here are my picks for the 12 most notable cards from reality fracture. these will be the cards where in a year you'll go "yes i know what that card does". honorable mention to the cache grab, enrooter, green marwyn, blue thalia, karn, and lich's relic (my beloved). 🖤
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the blackberry bush has escaped containment. 🌿
blackberry vining through fence
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i thought ferocity of the hunt looked kind of wild and then i realized it's because this is only the third time we've seen a hybrid card in the enchantment frame. ✨ the black and white art with the inverted purple and green highlights really makes it pop.
hybrid enchantment frame cards
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
saw an american dagger moth caterpillar this afternoon and now so have you! 🐛
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
clarifying the rules templating for sylvan primordial immediately after the commander format panel meeting is a masterful troll on the part of wotc. excited to see the youtube thumbnails this generates. 🫠
sylvan primordial's templating was updating in a minor way for clarity
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
glad to see this. 🐲 ⚙️ i think it's generally better for creature types to match what players intuitively expect even if it isn't on the printed card. it's 2026, players can and do look up oracle text.
dragon type added to traxos and dragon engine
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the reading rainbow theme song begins "butterfly in the sky, i can go twice as high." 🌈 🦋 butterflies can reach 10,000 feet so assuming this statement is honest but braggadocios then the lyrics are likely sung from the perspective of a small migrating shorebird like the black or bar-tailed godwit.
reading rainbow theme songbar-tailed godwit which can reach 20,000 feet while migrating
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this card feels kinda ridiculous to me. the other "way of"s grant a - ability but this one allows the token to + loyalty which makes it much more like an actual planeswalker card. and adding mana is strong. it's hard for me to imagine them printing this as a 2 mana planeswalker card at uncommon...
way of the pyromancer card compared to the equivalent planeswalker card it creates.
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i realize there is already tons of jace in reality fracture but i was kind of hoping we would get more than one empower jace token to show his different aspects/aberrations.
alterate jace tokens (the second one here is the real one from the set)
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
in the echoverse sun dried tomatoes are called taisins. 🍅
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if i rode around on a sickass gargoyle it would literally be the only thing anybody knew about me. people would just call me "gargoyle guy" or "clyph's rider". wild that we now have 3️⃣ canonical tomik cards and yet we still don't know anything about it. (clyph is my hypothetical gargoyle's name)
tomik cards
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i made this uhhh it’s like uhhhhhh a big weird box i guess 📦
a big weird box i made
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
penguin nadu is like "you can't spell b&r without BRRRR" 🥶
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you think nadu is a penguin on cold amonkhet
samut, tyrant of naktamunhapatra, the desert frost
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
really like these fucking weirdos in particular
witchstalker wolves from jason mowry's apex witchstalker
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i appreciate that alternate-reality pirate jhoira has the blackblade and robo-ragavan. 🐒 🤖
jhoira, weatherlight corsairblackblade reforged
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
rip lil' giri you didn't deserve better. 🫡 🪦
yoshimaru eating an onigirilast chance featuring lil giri
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
now that we've got three color-shifted invitational cards i'm starting to wonder if this will be a full cycle. sylvan safekeeper could easily be a black card. elite spellbinder could become a blue card. and meddling mage could be colorless if they want to make it six. 🔄
color shifted invitational cards
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
damn, i had no idea pale moon was originally just a straight up blood moon clone. maybe we’re not living in the worst possible timeline. 🌝
pale moon test cardpale moon
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i've been on a real kick building terrible edh decks with weird themes but i'm over here trying to build a "strictly worse" deck where every card is a strictly worse version of another existing card... and my god this is not fun haha. just, absolute garbage.
kozilek's channeler is strictly better than sunastian falconer
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the lore implications of this ice age playtest card are undoubtably earth shattering. @phelddagrif.quest
phelddagrif druid playtest cardfreyalize suplicant from ice age
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we're entering peak cache grab.
cache grab, midnight tilling, something worth saving, and first contact
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chill"down your spine"mill @chillmill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Professor Opal: Kill them with kindness ☺️ Liliana: No, rat attack 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
society if people stopped being excited for remakes of games they already played 30 years ago.
futuristic city
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
they included this line in today's magic story specifically to remind you that vraska is capable of murder. ☠️ #getinthewellshinji
vraska tells chandra that she isn't that special
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this seems to confirm that denzilore fatehold, the blue/white founder sphinx on hexhaven, is the book-faced thing seen on enlightened confidant.
denzilore fatehold the blue white sphinx founder from hexhaven
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
checkmate atheists: the biblically accurate edh deck got a dub. 🙏 🏆 one of my opponents had kiki-jiki and i thought i could win by casting bribery to snag his zealous conscripts but this mensch didn’t have it. 🙃 ended up stealing an ancient dragon and acquiring greaves to take the game. #blessed
bribery, acquire, and my commander nebuchanezzar.
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
these japanese reality fracture trailers are pretty cool and i have absolutely no idea what they're saying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmK9...
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【CV:梶裕貴】第1弾『リアリティ・フラクチャー』漫画トレーラー|追憶と苦悩【#MTGFracture】
YouTube video by マジック:ザ・ギャザリング
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not trying to brag but…sometimes you hit a garage sale and strike gold. 🤑
goku greatest hits dvdbroken fake dvd inside
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i think library of leng is one of the worst cards i see played in edh. 📚 i’m sure there are decks/situations where it’s good but most of the time people are simply afraid of discarding their cool stuff. pure loss aversion. but imagine if you just drew a good card rather than library of leng…
library of leng
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
everybody loves uncovering cryptic ruins but nobody is dedicating their lives to building them. think about that the next time you bemoan a lack of wonderment. #smdh #profaneobsession #craftedinfitsofmadness
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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
surgery day. please send posi vibes! DO NOT SEND NEGI VIBES. 🙅
surgery door that you go through to have surgery
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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