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Normal about Sonic lore and couch fungus extraordinaire. Owner of probably too many house plants. Occasional writer and sassmaster. They/them, fuck AI, and knows☝️how to program a VCR

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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Grinning Star @grinningstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fred Jones has morphed into the funniest character in the franchise He doesn’t even need catchphrase, just him talking is enough
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Ryan "Boy-Wife" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
unironically this is a harbinger of our cultural victory
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So if I've kept track of this properly, every opener on Ed Sheeran's tour along with his own band have quit the tour. I'm so damn proud of all of those musicians. Ed Sheeran's a spineless coward and he can choke.
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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ken Penders is the Rob Liefeld of comic book artists
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"dont you have your own amusement park" EggmanLand is partially designed to Hurt Sonic i dont need my kids to see Robotnik's Dick Smasher
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brohseph
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Comon, man. They barely touched their food. By the end it's probably just cold.
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What a fucking waste
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 01/09/2026
Happy Bisexuality Visibility Month
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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FlowerPigeon @flowerpigeon73.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FF7R
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love that Reacher is seemingly a show about the worlds most jacked medium woke autistic guy stumbling upon Regional Watergates
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 19/08/2026
Did... did the heartless do this!?
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Yuvi @yuvi.app · 13/08/2026
The English Translation for Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode is now available! Play as Vincent Valentine as he makes his way to the Shinra Mansion in this once-lost mobile spin-off game. Hacking: Yuvi Translation: turquoisehammer.bsky.social Playtesting: Odysseus Special Thanks: Shinra Archaeology
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/08/2026
grand theft auto six is out in three months and will determine the fate of the entire AAA console video game industry and also we still don't know what you do in it that's different from grand theft auto five
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茶んた (Chanta) @chanta-in-inari.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"So we're making a squats mini-game and corporate wants you to make an unmitigated banger of a remix. Just the sickest, hardest jock jam you can cook. It is imperative that you go completely god damn nuts with it." Yoshinori Nakamura: "You mean something like this?"
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Rare Patreon W
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Justin Silverman @ RetroGameCon Syracuse @justysilverman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
RIP Otakon Ice Cold Water guy, we held a memorial service
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hydra
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Auron from FFX
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Spencer M Ross @srossmktg.com · 07/07/2026
If you want to avoid these AI generations of your Instagram posts, without switching your account to private, you’ll have to dig into the app’s settings. Open the Instagram app, tap your profile, and then tap the three lines in the top-right corner of the screen. Then, scroll down to the Sharing and reuse tab. Here is where you should see a section labeled Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta, with a toggle for Posts and one for Reels.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Those are also my abilities.
Screenshot from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Abilities "Scream" and"Quick Nap"
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Pauline Ragny @paulineragny.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think I know what's happening with Chadley (ft @chipcheezum.bsky.social and @mynameisgrant.bsky.social )
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Adam Konig | Play Mischief on steam! 🐀 @konig.games · 01/07/2026
My biggest pet peeve is that there's a ton of scam websites that are "Free QR Code Generator"s then the QR code stops working after a few days and then redirects you to ask you to PAY to re-activate it. I made a page on website for making ACTUALLY FREE QR Codes. Enjoy. konig.games/QRCodes/ #QRCodes
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Ebbe @ebbeaht.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Big things are happening in the r/Spyro Discord server.
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 28/06/2026
Some Sunday Black Boy Joy
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ff7 Vincent saying "I sleep in the coffin do you? 
Hojo "I sleep in a big bed with your girlfriend"
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/06/2026
this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would
a screenshot of a youtube url showing the actual url as everything before the ? and everything after as “tracking nonsense”
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 29/06/2026
Saw somebody call the naming convention of stuff like "A Song of Ice and Fire" and "A Court of Thorns and Roses" as "A Bowl of Mac and Cheese" and I'm gonna think that every time I see "A [thing] of [thing] and [thing]" from now on
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Lite @litetheironman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
you ought to include the followup post which points out that touhou has been doing this the whole time
keeping in mind I don't actually know which touhou games these are from because I've never played a touhou shmup, but

this one says

SELECT MODE

EASY (For people who aren't good at STGs)
NORMAL (Ideal for most People)
HARD (Arcade difficulty)
LUNATIC (For weird people)this one was properly sourced so I know it's from ten desires.

the difficulty modes are:

Prayer for Health and Long Life
EASY MODE
Hard to die. For those that want to live a long time.

Prayer for Traffic Safety
NORMAL MODE
Let's find a safe road. Here's to a good journey.

Prayer for Business Prosperity
HARD MODE
If you're confident in your abilities, you should be able to make a profit.

Prayer for IT Data Security
LUNATIC MODE
Asking the gods for help is pointless. Don't play this.another one that says

New Moon / Easy Level / For those who don't play Touhou very much

Crescent Moon / Normal Level / For those who play Touhou oftens

First Quarter Moon / Hard Level / For those who often play STGs

Waxing Gibbous Moon / Lunatic Level / Not suited for anyoneand this one says:

EASY MODE
For Sunday Shooters
For humans with busy lives

NORMAL MODE
For Active Gamers
For people who enjoy these kinds of games

HARD MODE
For Gensokyo Residents
For people that don't fit in the real world

LUNATIC MODE
For the Lost Race
For people who think they're the chosen ones
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 SiouxperCon (Sioux Falls, SD) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Revali on June 1st:
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is just good advice for how to live in 2026.
Screen capture of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Cloud stands by Crybaby Ned’s Queen’s Blood table in Kalm. Ned says “It’s written all over your face. Trust me: crying does wonders”Screen capture of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Cloud stands by Crybaby Ned’s Queen’s Blood table in Kalm. Ned says “Don’t give me that look! It’s perfectly healthy for adults to cry too, y’know!”
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Hollywood is looking at old 4chan posts and social media shit to turn into a movie because of The Backrooms, can you please turn this glitch from Battlefield 1 into a movie, that would be cool thanks
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Diamond Feit @feitclub.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
holy cow this one simple trick really does remove the "ASK GEMINI!" prompts embedded in Google Chrome
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 15/06/2026
I didn't know this, maybe you don't either: Google can nuke your drive, docs, email, etc, under the excuse of "distributing pornographic content" if they think your writings in Docs or your uploads in Drive are too sexy lol bad world. ToSes are outta control www.reddit.com/r/eroticauth...
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[Mature Content] From the eroticauthors community on Reddit: Beware of writing on Google Docs!
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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