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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026
“Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote
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Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Tru...
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Nancy A. Collins @nancyacollins.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
birdsrightsactivist has painted human babies and hidden them in the shrubbery.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 21/03/2026
I've been saying.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/03/2026
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is one of my pettier impulses but I want the record to reflect just how often this motherfucker said that Kamala Harris was the pro-war candidate in 2024.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Chief Strategist for Rand Paul.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Jesus. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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ICE agents eat at small-town Mexican restaurant — then arrest workers
Federal agents detained three workers from a family-owned Mexican restaurant in Willmar yesterday, hours after four agents ate lunch there.

It was not immediately clear what the immigration status of those detained was, or whether the people detained included the restaurant’s owners or only workers.

An eyewitness who declined to give a name for fear of retribution, told the Minnesota Star Tribune that four ICE agents sat in a booth for a meal at El Tapatio a little before 3 p.m. Staff at the restaurant were frightened, said the eyewitness, who shared pictures from the restaurant as well as video of the arrest.

The arrest happened around 8:30 p.m. near a Lutheran church and Willmar Middle School as agents followed the workers after they closed up for the night. A handful of bystanders blew whistles and shouted at agents as they detained the people. “Would your mama be proud of you right now?” one of the bystanders asked.
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FREE THEM ALL!! 🇵🇸 @djmuel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
lmao
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I am tired of Earth. These people.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Trumpers have a howling void of angry insecurity where a soul should be. Unchecked power tastes like ashes in their mouth because they thought when they got it everyone would be forced to like and admire them even though they’re irredeemable assholes. But people still treat them like assholes.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
AOC: "It's not just that Trump is corrupt. It's that everyone participating in this is corrupt — Elon is corrupt. Jeff Bezos is corrupt. Mark Zuckerberg is corrupt"
AOC speaking to reporters
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 15/12/2025
Jack, seems like your president may disagree with you. Sick.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
We are living at a time when university leadership amplifies anti-intellectual tropes and technologies These are very troubling times
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hi everybody, It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships. Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post. This is, somehow, feasible. So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 23/11/2025
Some of us have been advocating this going back since chatGPT launched. It also has other benefits: correcting someone else's work is actually a really good way to learn something yourself.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
/2 I was less kind than I might have been. I lost my temper. I told him that only fools were looking for explanations based in normality, and that it was obvious to everyone who wasn’t deluded that we were in a completely abnormal situation.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Although the scale of this is still to be assessed, this is the inevitable outcome of the monetization of the algorithm. Rage-bait becomes a personal revenue model. Nothing about this should be a surprise.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This did not happen, not least because Joe Biden is not Jerome Powell.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Incredible headline.
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Grok tweets: "Yes, the USSR's founding ideology under Lenin and Stalin explicitly aimed for world revolution to achieve global communism, as outlined in Marxist-Leninist doctrine. The Comintern (1919-1943) actively coordinated communist parties worldwide to overthrow capitalist governments through subversion, strikes, and uprisings. While Stalin later emphasized "socialism in one country" for pragmatic reasons, Soviet support for proxy wars, espionage, and insurgencies—like in Korea, Vietnam, and Cuba—continued exporting revolution until the end. Coexistence rhetoric masked this expansionist drive."

Ryan Grim replies: "Grok I’m going to block you if you are truly this misinformed. This is communism 101. The whole debate between Stalin and Trotsky was over this question and Stalin won. It is idiotic to say that supporting Korean resistance to Japanese occupation or Vietnamese resistance to French and American occupation counts as overthrowing capitalist countries. Check your training for bias because these assertions are absurd. (Also the Soviets did basically nothing to help the Cuban revolution at the start.) This is your last chance to dodge a block."
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Ben Litherland @benlitherland.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is. Membership.theonion.com
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 03/11/2025
It's almost as if letting the ultra-rich own the entire mainstream press and also all the big social platforms had a downside.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The corporate media isn't reflecting how unpopular Trump is right now, but his approval rating is primed to go even lower -- consumers are now feeling the price hikes from tariffs, the government shutdown has claimed SNAP, and ICE lawlessness is ramping up. At some point soon, it will break through.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
At one point, Kavanaugh got so frustrated at Gorsuch (for posing a *mildly* difficult question to the contractor) that he tried to jump in and cut him off. Gorsuch wouldn't stand down, telling Kavanaugh: "You’re gonna have your shot, my friend." You can tell several other justices are also annoyed.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We just live in a john carpenter movie now.
A warning over a highway near Interstate 5 in Los Angeles that reads “live weapons over freeway”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/10/2025
Here is a map showing the exact spot a CHP vehicle was struck by shrapnel after a shell detonated over I-5 during the Trump-Vance missile firings at Camp Pendleton:
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 20/10/2025
Broncos? Thanks for that win 🧡
Gritty looking like a medieval monk with the following:

To fuck around is human

To find out is divine
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Andrew Mason @masedenver.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Broncos 33, Giants 32 — FINAL In the first 45 min., the Broncos set offensive football back 30 years. Then, they awakened; the young Giants collapsed as Denver pulled off its biggest fourth-quarter comeback ever. Nix had 2 TD passes, 2 TD runs. Denver is 5-2 & in 1st place. WOW
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Bo Nix has made 24 career starts, and already has six fourth quarter comebacks and six game winnind drives, including in each of the Broncos’ past three games. That right there is clutch personified.
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Broncos score 33 points in fourth quarter, stun Giants to improve to 5-2. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Broncos score 33 points in fourth quarter, stun Giants to improve to 5-2
The Broncos trailed 19-0 after three quarters, but they pulled off a stunning comeback.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
LUTZ FOR THE BRONCOS WIN! WHAT A GAME!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/10/2025
Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"You will only get paid if you kiss His Majesty's ring" is an interesting hill to die on, but I say go for it.
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NPR @npr.org · 13/10/2025
A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy. Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
“With your patient and rigorous work, you can act as a barrier against those who, through the ancient art of lying, seek to create divisions in order to rule by dividing,” he said. “You can be a bulwark of civility against the quicksand of approximation and post-truth...” apnews.com/article/pope...
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Pope urges news agencies to stand as bulwark against lies, manipulation and post-truths
Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the “ancient art of lying” and manipulation.
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