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Whaler

@whaler.bsky.social
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(She/her) Plant mom, human mom, videogames, cozy mysteries, queer romance novels, star trek

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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 12h
Do you think Colin Moloy thought Fontanelle was a soft cheese when he put it in a song lyric
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23h
"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 16h
It's our puritanical society
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 16h
This is NOT max. This is goofy's nephew Gilbert who looks just like max? Also that female goof is just a random person at not-max's field trip This author deciding to retcon goofy having a son is making me mad.
Goofy and a kid who looks like his son maxGilbert is not afraidA female goof holding a lizard. Not-max is holding a snake
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 18h
I told steve there was a tv show that takes place in Newfoundland and he went right to IMDB to see who was "stealing valour" (pretending to be a canadian)
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 18h
I don't know if you need to hear this, but don't forget that Nadasurf exists
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bad news for the paparazzi looking for drama, Paul and nigella seem to get along well in this week's episode
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes but how do you feel about animatronic ghosts?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/10/2026
Regulators have linked Mark McAfee’s raw dairy farm to more than a dozen recalls and outbreaks that left hundreds of people ill. “I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” McAfee said. “But here’s the thing: I’m a pioneer.” (Published June)
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He Profits Off Raw Milk That’s Making People Sick. The Government Isn’t Stopping Him.
With Raw Farm, the largest raw-milk dairy in the country, Mark McAfee has capitalized on a once-fringe product that’s been thrust into the mainstream in recent years and backed by Health Secretary Rob...
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh I should have typed more. I always thought it looked very weird! Agreed the game is just a nostalgia trap for elder millenials like myself. It's turning into the peter Jackson hobbit of videogames
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Red XIII on a chocobo
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't watch a Gregory Peck movie anymore without thinking "hey that guy looks like Spock"
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am not so sure I like this Donald trump guy
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have seen none of these 😆
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey wtf is this in the amazon toy catalog
A weird dinosaur??? It had 4 long legs ans two little arms
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I met your mother, but in retrospect it all probably sucked
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My impression of every face in the AI fundraiser poster the school PTA keeps sending
A horrifying face
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best was our whole trip leading to it we kept seeing the CN tower and getting nervous
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stevek.bsky.social @stevek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
rewatched Nirvanna The Band The Show last night and remembering that time I did the CN Tower Edge Walk and then had nightmares about it for at least two years after
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our local library doesn't allow unattended kids under 12
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are getting lunch at a barbecue place while there is a professional photographer doing a shoot of all their menu items. You love to see it.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That reminds me I gave some of my old books from my childhood to my 7 year old. He said "I like how they made the pages all yellow on the edges to look old" "oh...uh...these ARE old" hahaha 💀
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also I love this guy
A purple cat saying I have Diarrhea
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My summary of Dogman the Scarlet Shedder from reading with my son
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She was so real for this. I feel this way about everything permanently
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally finishing the eps. All those "biscuit bases that are too soft" send them my way
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My son and his friend are just play beating the crap out of each other while me and the other kids grandpa awkwardly watch
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To celebrate "a week where women are thinking about rape culture more than normal" 2 men honked at me on my jog
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7 year old: I think you could do a better job 🥰 At a cookie? Yes. At these fiddly little iced gems? No lol
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
American style cookies is a tough challenge for the bakers. You really will do the same exact recipe but if the butter was a slightly different temp and they come out differently. #GBBO
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"That is a lot of cookies I've never baked 30 cookies in one go" You can bake less than 30 cookies???
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not legally binding
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
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A screengrab from what looks like an 80s or 90s spooky tv special for kids, it's a plain blue blue background with a little illustrated dancing jack-o-lantern man and the words NOT LONG!
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Will do witch craft ✅️ Want a robust food and drug surveillance system ✅️
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently it is good luck to blow cinnamon in your open front door on the first of the month. Also all the cinnamon is full of lead. So go nuts tomorrow.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My son used the term doom scrolling and it turns out he learned it from a dog man book.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of the dunkin donuts drinks that sound disgusting made for influencers: 🤢 Olivia rodrigo's pink baha blast for a girl's charity: 😍
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I'm going to need that scruffy one with heterochromia
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
need the Red Sox to lock in and support my large adult son in defeating the evil empire tonight
Payton Tolle smiling and pointing
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It missed the birthday AND the day it said it was coming 😭
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to start remembering to bring my mask for when the BC high boys do their open mouth toddler coughs on the commuter rail
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we probably read that many but this seems like a lot of work
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You didn't want to color that? You just drew your own wild robot?" "Yeah they don't like when I do that" "That's ok, I like that you do it. Maybe color in a bit for them first though."
AI the wold robot coloring pageChildren's drawing of Ros from the wild robot
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the future. Not more pipelines.
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