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Whaler

@whaler.bsky.social
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(She/her) Plant mom, human mom, videogames, cozy mysteries, queer romance novels, star trek

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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 7h
My summary of Dogman the Scarlet Shedder from reading with my son
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 17h
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 7h
She was so real for this. I feel this way about everything permanently
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 11h
My son and his friend are just play beating the crap out of each other while me and the other kids grandpa awkwardly watch
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 13h
To celebrate "a week where women are thinking about rape culture more than normal" 2 men honked at me on my jog
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 20h
"That is a lot of cookies I've never baked 30 cookies in one go" You can bake less than 30 cookies???
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
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A screengrab from what looks like an 80s or 90s spooky tv special for kids, it's a plain blue blue background with a little illustrated dancing jack-o-lantern man and the words NOT LONG!
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently it is good luck to blow cinnamon in your open front door on the first of the month. Also all the cinnamon is full of lead. So go nuts tomorrow.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My son used the term doom scrolling and it turns out he learned it from a dog man book.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of the dunkin donuts drinks that sound disgusting made for influencers: 🤢 Olivia rodrigo's pink baha blast for a girl's charity: 😍
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
need the Red Sox to lock in and support my large adult son in defeating the evil empire tonight
Payton Tolle smiling and pointing
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It missed the birthday AND the day it said it was coming 😭
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to start remembering to bring my mask for when the BC high boys do their open mouth toddler coughs on the commuter rail
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You didn't want to color that? You just drew your own wild robot?" "Yeah they don't like when I do that" "That's ok, I like that you do it. Maybe color in a bit for them first though."
AI the wold robot coloring pageChildren's drawing of Ros from the wild robot
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the future. Not more pipelines.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Toddler keeps saying "down the hatch" and I don't know why
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If pride and prejudice is "just rich people going to each other's houses" Dungeon crawler carl is "just things happening"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People don’t understand how fragile our water infrastructure is. I’ve had contaminated water in the last six years. I’ve had my water co. hijacked for digital ransom. We are in perpetual near drought conditions... in NC, not AZ. AI boosters use pedantry about water use as an accountability shield.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of pieces in the print media recently about the decline of reading in children. Here's a little thread on ways to help your kids get reading again:
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Toddlers just want to go through all of your stuff. My two year old just came into my room with a big long stick from a play tent with the mission to knock stuff off my dresser he couldnt reach
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It will really be funny if millenials don't get osteoporosis because we all have serious latte habits. Like a big glass of milk every day. My bones are good.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally watching The Rehearsal to prepare for that Elizabeth Holmes show. This is what the people on queer eye actually need.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to get an update on the nor'eastern and all the comments are like "you said it would be a bad storm and yet it is dry in my house 😤"
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great British Bakeoff has a throuple this season. First person to write an essay about this loses
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Downloaded the band camp app to listen to ms Rachel's new album 😎
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are never going to use your dumb ideas. People just want a convenient place to plan cub scout meetings and sell their used exercise bike
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life is hard and I am watching the new bakeoff with the rest of america 3 days late Spoilers THE GOT A NEW KID
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like I am THIS close to enrolling in clown college
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm glad my ads are like "come get ya pre-order opening night Wicker tickets ya freak"
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ordered various things last week. Of course everything is arriving except my husband's birthday present 🫠
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just got jog mogged by boston's elite runners
Boston and the crew ladies on the riverBuncha geese
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On team "fuck the globe for putting a spotlight on this just to target them for ridicule"
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Go ahead, ask me about Vote Yes on 9 for a Safe Massachusetts… So glad you asked! Voting Yes on 9 keeps our strong gun laws protected from the NRA’s repeal effort. MA friends, help us spread the word and make sure all of your folks are voting for gun violence prevention this November! 1/2
A picture of me (a small white woman with salt and pepper hair and round blue glasses) smiling at the camera and wearing a button that says vote yes on 9 for a safe ma
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading about the western mass lesbian bar optional masking night meltdown as a pro-masking masshole
Marge hiding her face
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Launchpad better still be a Himbo
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What percentage is wondering what bathroom we should be using
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would actually volunteer for her campaign. Personal responsibilities be damned.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My 7 year kept talking like "god wants this""god thinks this" And I said as gently as possible that his parents don't believe in God and it was interesting he had this world view. "Oh I was talking about Zeus" "Oh ok cool"
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spotted new posters around DC today
OMG.
AMERICANS ARE LOSING ACCESS
TO
LIFE-SAVING
CLINICAL TRIALS.
OMB.
UNITED SCIENCE
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My three friends, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, are just out of frame.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Local dance class ad
A shoe with 3 feet
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like it should have been retired after Derry Girls
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stevek.bsky.social @stevek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bring back the hollywood blacklist except for celebrities who do gambling ads. Sorry Jon Hamm, you have to leave the country and do low budget spaghetti westerns in Italy now.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is this costume for us moms who survived this year on coffee and hockey smut?
A woman dressed as a zamboni
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was sad to see Chad Gilbert from New found glory died. He was only 45 which means he was also a teenager when I saw them at warped tour in high school.
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My son wanted to do a minecraft draw off with me. Very fun!
Creepers and endermenEnder dragons and endermen
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Whaler @whaler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got an appointment at the minute clinic that we went to last year like insurance told me to try. They called to tell me that my insurance just doesnt cover covid vaccines for anyone under 18 anymore. I have a PPO 🫠 Getting them out of pocket for $206 each kid and will fight the insurance over it
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