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Floating in the sea

@whalekjit.bsky.social
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Green chile, bacon, and bourbon. Old school PAC-12 nomad. Avalanche and (ex) Yotes

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
every generation gets the spilly they deserve
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pelley / Colbert 2028
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The nhl should do O Canada for every game.
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Muddafucka. #suns
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We truly live in the dumbest of times.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I missed class in 1992 to listen to Jesse Jackson speak, and would do so again. We have lost of the great orators of our time. RIP Reverend.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Probably helps the packers that you can’t plan on using your kicker here.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
That’s a crazy ass win. #AvsWin
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🏒 Angel @angelyr.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
In light of tonight’s #GoAvsGo vs VGK game… If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit. takebackthenight.org
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
How I feel about the state of everything right now.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Now you just have to legislate car manufacturers to build these. Oh wait. They don’t because they don’t make money. Not because of fuel economy standards.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social old man get off my lawn opinion. Daniil But should’ve picked a different number.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Support your local library.
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KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Football? What’s that? The #avs are on.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
RIP. This didn’t need to happen. So fucking sad.
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Did The Rockies Lose? @didtherockieslose.com · 31/08/2025
The Rockies have been eliminated from the playoffs. They are ready to take photos at the park in the offseason.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The parent company of 9NEWS is being acquired by the parent company of FOX31 in Denver and the stations will be combined, according to the company's CEO. Here's what we know:
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The @Rockies were down 9-0 in the 1st inning They just won 17-16!!!
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Did The Rockies Lose? @didtherockieslose.com · 22/07/2025
I don't want to alarm anyone, but we now have more followers than @rockies.com. I guess they know better than to post their Ls on Bluesky.
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Dems should vow to impeach Bove and any nominee who did not testify truthfully under oath
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Jake Shapiro @shapalicious.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The Rockies just recorded their 72nd loss tonight, dropping to 51 games under 500. Colorado has twice finished the 162 with 72 or fewer losses. It's July.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
@tylerkepner.bsky.social on your most recent byline, you know Arizona comes before Atlanta alphabetically I’m sure. This is a very strange decision to flip them when everything else is alphabetical on the list. Anyhoo, keep on going. Fun columns this week.
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Did The Rockies Lose? @didtherockieslose.com · 05/07/2025
The Rockies' elimination number is 40. (the number means how many opposing wins / Rockies losses until they are eliminated from the playoffs) and they can watch nature cams in the offseason.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Suns with the twin towers and triple shooting guard line up. Match up problems galore. For whom I have no idea.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
@chriskarpman.bsky.social
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
George soros must be writing some damned big checks . Or maybe he’s not writing a single one. I find it more likely, and reasonable, that people really are concerned about their country. And the future. History is happening before our eyes. And I’m hopeful. #nokings
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I told you we’d be back
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In these very interesting times, and with the World Cup coming up, it makes me sad that our world is missing Grant Wahl.
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Veronica 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 🇨🇦 🍁 🇸🇪 🇵🇷 @vero1986.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Read everything 📚 Go to the library and visit your friends.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Diamondbacks this trade season:
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/06/2025
very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867
A bad President, for
instance, has the power to do what? What can he not do? If he wanted to
revolutionize this government, he could easily do it with this ponderous
power; it would be an auxiliary power. He could cry “havoc, and let slip the
dogs of war,”29 and say to the conspirators: “I am with you. If you
succeed, all is well. If you fail, I will interpose the shield of my pardon, and
you are safe. If your property is taken away from you by Congress, I will
pardon and restore your property. Go on and revolutionize the government;
I will stand by you.” The bad man will say or might say this. I am not sure
but we have got a man now who comes very near saying it. Let us have done
with this pardoning power. We have had enough of this. Pardoning! How
inexpressibly base have been the uses made by this power—this beneficent
power. It has been that with which a treacherous President has trafficked.
He has made it the means of securing adherents to himself instead of
securing allegiance to the government.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I thought new owner would be more appropriate, but hey…who’s counting?
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Go make this happen Toronto.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The Rockies are just terrible. But coors is still an awesome place to see a game. And so there is no reason to invest in the team when the fans show up regardless. It’s gotta be tough to be a fan.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Get a dog. Drink wine instead of liquor. Exercise.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/05/2025
Congrats to Joe Biden, personally responsible for saving over 2.3 billion American lives just from fentanyl seizures at the border alone! The free-to-read newsletter has more. s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Overheard in the group chat: William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
What a fucking loser You don't use glitter in a necromancy spell.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The age of the nincompoop.
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Floating in the sea @whalekjit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Seems like a poor half for the suns. But that’s just one man’s opinion.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 04/04/2025
Fox News attacking Obama for golfing during a market crash but make the footage Trump
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This was….five months ago
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