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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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You can take the lad out of Scotland, But you cannae take the Scot out of this lad. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 If you catch me talking politics here, report it to the headmistress immediately.

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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Don’t hate me
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Mean streets
Monty Python legend Eric Idle - wearing a heavy black coat, grey scarf, and black beret - stands impassively leaning against a signpost on a quiet urban road.
The sign on the pole reads:
"Do
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(Pic: Lily Idle)
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Watching back the award winning Tudors, or as I call it “Medieval Fuckin.”
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My patented nickname for this nepo baby is Zohran the Magnificent™️. Feel free to use this name at £13 per skeet. This fee is to commemorate his charging $13 per beer at his victory party. Donald Trump has been given almost the same deal, @$13 per truth/tweet/etc.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Pro Tip: Don’t cut anything off that won’t grow back, if you change your mind.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I miss all the skeets about buttholes
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
WTF is wrong with people that think they can pester someone else online and change their political beliefs? Imagine if religious beliefs were the target
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Woke up next to this and a serious hangover
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Mark Forrest @rowiecrumbs.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
All God's angels, beware All you judges, beware Sons of chance, take good care For all the people out there I'm not afraid anymore youtu.be/qWwG42jE-Cs?...
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Joy Division - Insight (Official Reimagined Video)
YouTube video by Joy Division
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Believe in Scotland @believeinscotland.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
⚡ Scotland already has the capacity to produce more electricity than it needs - yet Westminster wants to turn our countryside into a nuclear export zone for England. 🟥 It is time to end Scotland's energy bill rip off: www.believeinscotland.org/westminster_...
Poster over a nuclear power station and green field. Large text: “Scotland has no need for Westminster’s nuclear energy obsession.” Bottom-right badge: “END Scotland’s energy bill rip-off.”
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This would be a lot easier if you would hold your balls out of the way.
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mactakeshi.bsky.social @mactakeshi.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Brexit anyone? I remember the days when you couldn't see the River Clyde for all the containers amassed in the Greenock Port. Now it seems half empty. Scotland hopefully this is a canary in the coal mine moment for the United Kingdom. SNP1 SGP2 #PIVA www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/2556698...
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Fears over Greenock port job cuts as Clydeport confirms 'restructure' plans
Fears have been raised over the threat of job losses at the Port of Greenock
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Surely my life will improve if I spend more time on my phone.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ever wonder if Muslim Women wear hijab so they don’t get raped?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
One doesn’t realise how portly they have become until the chairside table and safety belt in first class barely fit.
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Wullie @wullieforindy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Zambia Independence Day nationaltoday.com/zambia-indepen… via @natltoday On this day..in 1964 Zambia gained their independence from the British. 65 countries within the last 100 yrs have made that choice..none of them have came back. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 can #Bethe66th to gain its freedom
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
guys I don’t know if you noticed but this is all super fucked up
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Scottish Currency Group @scg1.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Please share this poster with any groups or individuals interested in the vision and practical delivery of the benefits of independence. Scan the QR code for details of the speakers and to book tickets - online or in person
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
They’re having to push start my plane rn. I hope it all works out.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Better than the TIME Magazine cover
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 15/10/2025
EXCLUSIVE: Zack Polanski has backed Scottish and Welsh independence, The National can reveal 🗣️ 'We should be empowering our neighbours to be able to have everything that we want for ourselves, and that we want for them' @scotnational.bsky.social www.thecanary.co/trending/202...
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Zack Polanski now supports Scottish and Welsh independence
Polanski clearly hasn't considered what this will mean for all those Union Jacks people have put up; won't somebody please think of the flags?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
There is a reason why they are called “sex lights.”
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red and blue lights are shining in the dark
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My grey and white kitty havin a wee Kip
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Stu @stusteel80.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If you're struggling there are people who will listen Mind - 0300 102 1234 Samaritans - 116 123 National Suicide Prevention - 0800 689 5652 (6pm to midnight) CALM - 0800 58 58 58 (5pm–midnight every day) Papyrus - 0800 068 4141 (under 35) Switchboard (LGBT+) 0300 330 0630 (10am–10pm)
World mental health day
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Considering the best outfit for eating cake is buck naked, I would have to agree with you.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It’s Wednesday bitches! youtu.be/9UaJAnnipkY?...
youtu.be
Patrick Hernandez - Born to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel)
YouTube video by Club Music 80
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
To Simpler Times 🥂
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Damned forceps
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TimTam- (Caudle) - Remembering Roo @caudlewag.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
As someone for whom this has been more or less true since the 2020s started, I cannot overstate this. Tell the people you love that you love them whenever you can.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Going to spend half time watching this over and over again for fifteen minutes. #NUFC
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Rock and Roll Garage @rockandrollgarage.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The 2 Led Zeppelin songs Robert Plant said are underrated #ledzeppelin #robertplant #rock #Music #article
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The 2 Led Zeppelin songs Robert Plant said are underrated
In their 12 years of existence, Led Zeppelin released eight studio albums filled with incredible songs written by Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham. Tracks like “Stairway to H...
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2025
I’m not the most engaging account but I am the most lovable (please love me)
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ten minute swag
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
EXC: The SNP is on for a major lead in both Westminster and Holyrood votes, an exclusive poll for The National has found 👇
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SNP set for major lead in Westminster and Holyrood elections, new poll finds
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Picked some peppers for my dinner 😋
Red capsicums and habaneros just picked from my garden.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this may brighten your day tbh
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Fuck everybody that thinks this level of hate is ok.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This sort of thing needs to stop. I don’t care what your beliefs are.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It is a real problem in the US.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If doctors would go ahead and stop submitting fraudulent medical claims…
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` that would be great `` .
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
@vimtotime.bsky.social I thought you might like this 🌞
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
@los-los.bsky.social Putting my jacket on this morning, I almost lost.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Is twitter down again?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
There is more to the story
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
what i mean when i say ima "skedaddle"
A child running from what I assume is responsibility
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258
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