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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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You can take the lad out of Scotland, But you cannae take the Scot out of this lad. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 If you catch me talking politics here, report it to the headmistress immediately.

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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The calendars are shit anyway
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Go ahead and piss Trump off more. It’s not like he is going to send their boys to rescue the uk again. Not with the lies and hatred from there. Sorry about the destruction of your entire culture. Maybe in your next life you won’t be such gullible cunts.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fortunately, there is no more war in the Middle East
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Do you want to convert to Islam? Get your burkas or burial plot now to avoid the rush.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Don’t hate me
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I think it was something to do with taxes
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fair play
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
One or two familiar faces. Alas not mine
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*Unless it extra hot Thai
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Nothing of note
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If one was Muslim, they could eat with it.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Mean streets
Monty Python legend Eric Idle - wearing a heavy black coat, grey scarf, and black beret - stands impassively leaning against a signpost on a quiet urban road.
The sign on the pole reads:
"Do
Not
Idle"

(Pic: Lily Idle)
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
In the UK?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The Porch Pirate™️
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Watching back the award winning Tudors, or as I call it “Medieval Fuckin.”
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a man and a woman are leaning against a brick wall looking at each other
ALT: a man and a woman are leaning against a brick wall looking at each other
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Any word on the Sears Catalogue?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Women in men’s sports!!!??? 😡
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My patented nickname for this nepo baby is Zohran the Magnificent™️. Feel free to use this name at £13 per skeet. This fee is to commemorate his charging $13 per beer at his victory party. Donald Trump has been given almost the same deal, @$13 per truth/tweet/etc.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Just when you think they’ve taken it all…
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I really wish he’d just say “Scotland is independent” and get on with it.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Precisely why independence NOW
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m with you, worm.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This him?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This him?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Is there any metal in a Yugo?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“That ain’t right”
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Strange things can happen in secret rooms
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Does he have a separate “game room”?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Kids love it!
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That’s a rather intimidating banana
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Can I fetch your walker for you?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Brilliant Plan!
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Who’s next?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This would be too painful if there had been eight previous funerals. 😢
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
By now I’ve all but forgotten the bollocks of last go round with Nigel
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Always spray the inside of the netting liberally with insecticide.
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Don’t forget the politician sector looting the everyone else sector
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
That’ll be right
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Bollocks
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Happiest wishes 😊
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a henry vacuum is floating in the water
Alt: a henry vacuum is floating in the water and going in circles
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Whoo! You made that prayer your bitch!
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I normally take things right up to the breaking point.
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Pro tip!
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Do I still have to do this?
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Me: apologising like a Canadian
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