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Wendell Alexander

@wendellalex.bsky.social
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A wandering warthog, closer to the end of the path of life than the beginning. Friend to elves, witches, and computers. Tolerated by cats, especially when used as a mattress. Likes a good laugh from time to time.

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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TCP/IP, the protocol of the Internet, runs on whatever wire protocol is underneath. "Ethernet" and "G5" are such "wire" protocols. The first TCP/IP ping packet sent by the protocol described in RFC 1149 is up for auction. RFC 1149 is "A Standard for IP Transmission via Avian Carriers."
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Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol
[WAITZMAN, David and the BERGEN LINUX USER GROUP.] One printed IP/ICMP "ping" packet sent by carrier pigeon per RFC 1149.Small scroll of paper, 41 x 210 mm. Rolling creases visible from when attached ...
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Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists @thebulletin.org · 27/09/2026
Thomas Graham, Jr., a diplomat, arms control negotiator, and a critic of President Reagan's "Star Wars" initiative, died this month at age 92. Graham spent 27 years negotiating limits on the world's nuclear arsenals and successfully led the US effort to make the Non-Proliferation Treaty permanent.
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Thomas Graham Jr. helped build an arms control system now under strain
Diplomat and negotiator Thomas Graham Jr., who died at 92, spent nearly three decades shaping every major US nuclear agreement and leading the effort to permanently extend the Non-Proliferation…
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Man, remember the movie War Games? With Matthew Broderick? It had that flashing list of tested wargame strategies, all of which led to mutually assured destruction? They thought of everything!
An edited screenshot from the movie Wargames. One entry has been listed as "Trump Presidency. Winner: NONE."
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The safeguarding lead at Ellis' nursery once came out at pickup to talk to me. "Ellis has been talking about Colin. He says he shouts loudly, threatens to kill people, and he and Ellis play with guns in the garden." I explained Colin was a Dalek. There was a pause. "Is he a real Dalek?" #DoctorWho
Ellis and Colin the Dalek in the garden playing with Nerf guns.
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Posting this to terrify Tommy Tuberville
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pray they do not alter it further
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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That IT Guy @pfrazier21044.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My question is: can they just not use USPS? Can the states use UPS or FedEx to deliver ballots to voters and then pick them up? I have my ballot delivered by mail and then use a drop box for mine and my wife's, who is unable to vote in person.
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13enster @13enster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we can repair US-Canada relations by inviting them to burn the ballroom to the ground for old time's sake
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dudes rock
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pupsoph | bio for comm status 🔞 @pupsoph.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
had to meme a bit
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.
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Michigan Maple Man 🍁🇨🇦 🇬🇱🥄🌲🐓⛷️🚵🏼‍♀️🎻🏕️🔨💋🐝🪵🌻🌈❄️🛶💙📎🐸 @mimapleman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Finally tried Windows 11. Next question please....
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cookie Monster, as cookie crumbs fall from his lips: Me worry Americans not understand how me operate, think me just want cookies.
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book: Half-True Grit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026
i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Post your favorite "lord of the rings" characters. Wrong answers only.
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Armchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i mean just excommunicate him, why not do it over breakfast, make a proclamation via email, Re: jd vance is going to hell when he dies cc: God bcc: Jesus
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Lady Ru’etha & Timbit @ruetha.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I don’t live in an apartment, but I have said these exact words with my tortie Kaylee. Pet tax! Apologies for the focus issues; my hands shake from my chronic illness.
Kaylee is in the middle of a trio of pets: Timbit on the left and Kaylee’s littermate River on the right. Timbit is a white Pomeranian and is still nervous about the cats. Kaylee is a dark tortie with a bright orange streak down the middle of her nose. Her sister has the same coloring. They look rather like burnt toast. Not pictured: River squeaks and trills and has a more american shorthair body, while Kaylee yowls and has a very oriental frame and tail.Kaylee is out of focus here, but her nose streak is really visible and so is a same colored splotch on her left neck and chest.
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Then you're convinced that they will get you back to earth?" "I am convinced that they will get me back to earth." "Good." "Just how far into it ...?"
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Sitting on a corn flake @grrlscientist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Never in recorded history has a four-year-old found his father’s loaded book and accidentally killed his younger sister with it. BUT WE BAN BOOKS NOT GUNS #guns #violence #BookBans #NaziAmeriKKKa #fascism
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Same tbh.
Maria from the Sound of Music with a tweet about someone thinking the rise of fascism would have more showtunes after growing up watching Cabaret and the Sound of Music
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You know it's getting bad out there when stories from The Onion feel closer to reality than they are to satire.
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NPR @npr.org · 21/12/2025
It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born. From the NPR archives.
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NORAD's Santa Tracker began with a typo and a good sport
It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born.
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Quote this with a book you read way too young to explain why you are the way you are.
A stack of paperback books, all written by E.E. "Doc" Smith.
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I want to write a Steampunk story where Britain, for some bizarre reason, decides to conquer Greece because Greece had a superior breakfast cereal, but only so I can have a hero named "Wheam of Crete."
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
He knows it didn't work because he personally made sure it wouldn't.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
World's worst pick-up line....
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 21/10/2025
I ♥️ encryption
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2025
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fu…
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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slowfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
fascism has one tool and it's a stick and they hit you with it and when you say stop they say no and hit you harder and when you look like you're gonna fight back, they hit you again and when you give in they keep hitting you until you're dead there's no middle ground with fascism
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
mood
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
💡Imagine if teachers earned $1,500 for every student who graduated, instead of paying a nazi to deport a brown American🙏🇺🇸🙏
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Wendell Alexander @wendellalex.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Just when I thought this "government" couldn't get any more stupid.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
In this political hellscape of 2025, nothing dates the original "Running Man" movie more than, at the end, the hero broadcasts a video of the bad guys doing bad things and the implication is it brings down the government.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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