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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Big “you wouldn’t believe what this is a response to” energy
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pretty sure I could beat Dungeon Crawler Carl. Doesn’t seem that hard. Just get good.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think Declan Doyle is team MVP that game
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone named Snoop killing it in Baltimore? Who could have guessed.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Hamilton The Musical: Alexander Hamilton
ALT: Hamilton The Musical: Alexander Hamilton
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hamilton!
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s so good. We honestly don’t deserve him as a backup.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ravens baby
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s a menace!
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mark Andrews is a menace
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I literally didn’t even watch it
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The perpetually underrated Justice Hill
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Always knew Hill had that shit in him
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s been dynamite this year
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone just told me to make an AI of the Oriole bird walking into the “made man” room like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and this Bluesky post is funnier than that would be
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve got to do something about this headache!
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maryland Republicans: “Gerrymandering is the worst thing that could ever happen to a person. It’s horrible. It’s terrible. Should we ban it nationally? Of course not.”
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been talking about this with family, especially in-laws, and whenever I get to the part when I go, “we have no idea how many people this was done to, because…how it works.” always hits. It’s a slam dunk. They love the idea of Trump Being meaningless in a century.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or Grimey as he liked to be called
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry boss I know I haven’t been productive today I spent most of it arguing about Interstellar on Facebook.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drinking like he’s dead
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Football day AND I already did all my dumb weekly chores yesterday? Hell yeah.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As one of the orphans who lived with Annie buddy you ain’t kidding
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, wait, suddenly I’m more interested in it
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m thinking about quitting CHAM to become an actress
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m gearing up to see Pan’s Labrynth on the big film next week, I get ya.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Marketing is a huge aspect but I don’t want to discount Scheider and Dreyfuss as part of the cast. If the chemistry of that back half doesn’t fit perfectly? You don’t have yourself a hit.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Duel is so damn good. The way it uses tension to both build and break as the pacing moves you through the plot? Genius stuff.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not the first time he did that, like with Jaws. Spielberg just has that eye and audiences responded to it so damn well it shaped cinema.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His opinion on Halloween movies is he likes the part where he gets a big check. I like to imagine he has a similar relationship with this.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An orioles shirt counts for purple Friday
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not only is the over explaining pointless but the soundtrack was also rearranged which is very silly. Doesn’t even feel like watching the same movie.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween III rips but it’s in that like, “why is Tom Adkins’ character wandering around at night drinking out of an open liquor bottle while being the protagonist of this horror movie?” kinda way.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s funny how you do something like buy a couch and every website is like, “so you like to buy couches eh?” Like no, not really. Sort of hoping I don’t make another purchase like this for a long time actually.
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like a harp from hell
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this really is impeachable for any president, but really grotesque coming from a regime that cut life-saving development aid because they said it was not efficient
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Declan Doyle running Derrick Henry on short yardage
The “hey guys! Guess who just got… yelllled aaat!” strip from achewood
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Part of the issue is when you have him in the team and don’t use him in third and short situations everyone yells at you for seven full days.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well they couldn’t both blow it
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s so damn good
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
uh oh ravens might just be bad
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
King Pyrrhus of Epirus: a W is a W, baby
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spinning two big wheels and landing on “coffee” and “at job interview”
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