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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026
I don't think it's fair to post the home address of the Flock CEO online. instead we should have a website that tracks the exact position of his car at all times.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 14/08/2026
Some parts of this game may be considered
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
128. can you see all of me?
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Nickferatu @nickeldoodle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
jimothy
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 08/07/2026
they're calling it "gods vampire insurance" the fools
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 07/07/2026
everywhere you look, things are goin' great
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Microsoft 365 Copilot adoption is under 4.5% after 3 years, only 1% use it weekly, yet prices went up
Fewer than 4.5% of Microsoft 365 customers pay for Copilot after three years, only 1% use it weekly, and Microsoft raised prices regardless.
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Visiting my university’s new, expensively-refurbished space for startup incubators and senior management and cannot imagine a better illustration of the American university at this moment in time than a breathlessly press-released “collaboration room” featuring a single desk and chair.
A room labelled “collaboration room” featuring a single desk and chair.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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WiittyUsername @wiittyusername.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It would look like this
A black screen with a Deltarune style textbox that says "You can now play with Papyrus". there is a miniature Papyrus talk sprite before the word "Papyrus".
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
you're in her dms i'm seizing her gay style we are not the same
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/07/2026
In New York City, if you break our worker protection laws and shortchange your workers, we will make you pay back what you owe.
Yesterday, we recovered $2.3M for 1,600 workers from Walgreens, Calzedonia, and Kinship Coffee. Since January, we have recovered more than $10 million for New York City workers. Because our City is not a billionaire's playground.
New Yorkers have the right to a regular schedule and protected time off. If your employer violates our laws, file a complaint at nyc.gov/workers and we will fight to put money back in your pocket.
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PAUL CONWAY @doomcube.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Defragging was cool.
static.klipy.com
Defragmenting Drive C Process
ALT: Defragmenting Drive C Process
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 08/07/2026
absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers
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the internent @56kinternet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The lyrics to Don’t Stop Believin’ are way crazier than I remember
Just a small town girl
Mon, Mar 23, 11:01
Living in a lonely world
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Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're
"easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha
Mon, Mar 23, 14:56
She took the midnight train going
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Steampunk Hat
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DyllonStej @dyllonstejgaming.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
so i heard Moon Child posting is still happening
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.
the-independent.com
Millionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’
‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media
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Mike Laidlaw @mikelaidlaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That last panel.
An overdraw of Willem Dafoe's character from the lighthouse, now looking like a Warhammer 40K commissar and captioned: "Look at ye. Postin' heresy."
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Curious how we fix this”
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I 💦Cum💦 on Smexy Dragon Tails @bananly.northsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 01/07/2026
Me when I see you fuckers bring up intra trans community discourse that I last cared about 9 years ago
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If the weather app was a person, I would shoot it in the face with a desert eagle, I can tell you that much
Freequizgames 

Quiz: Am I pregnant? 

Picture of a hand holding a positive pregnancy test

Start test 

Underneath is another quiz called your emo personality test
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Does he understand that passports are given to Americans who go to other countries, not to people visiting the US?
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LEO @hellspawnmotel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i suddenly needed very badly to draw ralsei cute and happy
three drawings of ralsei, posed and wearing different pretty dresses
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Sharon "Screams in Perimenopause" Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If anyone talks about data centers in terms of economic development, show them this, but also ask them how many jobs are ongoing at the data centers. Because it’s not 200 jobs.
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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the voice of space, rené magritte 1928 interactive buddy, shock value 2004
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Fsyco @fsyco.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Was reminded of this interaction i had with a commission scammer 2 years ago where they were pretending they could make custom 3D models
Me: "so what's the polycount?"
Scammer: "Do you elaborate plz"
Me: "you're a 3d animator and you don't know what 'polycount' means?"
Me: "how many polygons are on the model?"
Scammer: "three"
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The gods of metaphor have been putting in OT lately.
Photo of an MMA fighter.

Headline below: UFC White House fighter throws up at weigh-in: "So what? I was drinking."
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3-1 trundle #WeAreJaxsonDart @duponsey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/06/2026
Stella
@antlervel.vet

ME: Anyone else notice tigers have eyeliner on. Who are they Amy Winehouse 🤣
SOMEONE IN MY MENTIONS OR QUOTES: That's pretty good. I can't find it funny though because the Tamil Tigers killed my dad. It drove my mom to alcoholism and she beat me terribly. Funny joke if you know about tigers though.
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Persona 4, but the only difference is that Narukami is a girl (2)
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
fine
it says the sisters of dorley in like clown text

it was always going to, what do you want from me
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Kentucky Post Covington Kentucky May 21,1914
P1- MRS.TRUE: EVERETT, WHO WAS THAT AT THE FRONT DOOR JUST NOW!

EVERETT:IT WAS THE SMITHS, AND THEY WENT AWAY WHEN I ASKED THEM WHY THEY ALWAYS DROPPED IN ON US ABOUT MEAL - TIME!

P2- MRS.TRUE: SHAKE!

EVERETT IS SMILING AS HE SHAKES HIS WIFES HAND
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 11/06/2026
Illustration titled "Backyard Sounds" featuring a Cardinal, Goldfinch, Blue Jay, Mourning Dove, and Red-bellied woodpecker. Various, very subjective interpretations of bird calls form an abstract timeline composed of simple color shapes and loops.
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Brendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?
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Rob 🧟 @robertcadena.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dragon posting
Pixel art dragon resting stop a mountain
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This might be my favorite anti-AI art piece ever.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 10/06/2026
I know we're not supposed to anthropomorphize animal expressions but
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
NFL WIFE??????????
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 09/06/2026
If you're a woman with a deeper voice or a man with a higher voice get ready to be banned from the toilet!
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