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Weekend Monkey

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Human during the week, monkey at the weekend.

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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 7h
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Chris Nagano @charliesaito22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you hadn't noticed, I'm male, white, tall, educated and very capable. Why would someone in my position fight for marginalized groups? Brother, my status as a big white dude makes me the PERFECT defender of minorities, LGBTQ+ folk and immigrants! I'm the one individual they won't DARE pick on!
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Frank King 🇺🇸 🇾🇪 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇭 @frankpking.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Another week another Microsoft Teams update and it's time to play "What feature is broken now?"
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trump just admitted his own supporters can’t pass a cognitive test. He’s right. They already took one on 11/5/24 and failed it.
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Mr. Cat @atomicmpowell.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Let's give a shout out to all the White House Correspondents!
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TAKAO★WATANABE🌿10/23-28Exhibition @watanabetakao.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The monster on the left used to be my husband. And although he is invisible to everyone else, he is always by my side, protecting me from the world around me. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I just pressed the voice command button on my Samsung TV then released it without saying anything, in a silent room. The TV decided that I wanted to ask "who is president of the United States?" then shouts out the answer. I hate my TV for making me hear that name
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Snacks @snacks59.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Perfect. 👌
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cat Magic. www.patreon.com/posts/cat-ma...
1. [Chicken happily looking at internet] Online cat videos always used to cheer me up.
2. [Chicken disappointedly looking at internet] But, thanks to A.I., half the cat videos are fake now.
3. [Chicken sitting in chair with cat asleep on lap] Luckily, we've still got real cats.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Does Trump Have a KGB Card?
From campaigning to destroy NATO to selling out Ukraine to letting Russia help kill American soldiers in the Gulf region, Trump’s goal appears to be, to “Make America Russia”…
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We're living in an idiot plot.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/01/2026
Superstition xkcd.com/3191/
Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.
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Neil PollyTicks 🦜 @neilpollyticks.eurosky.social · 24/12/2025
Xmas isn’t easy for everyone but there’s help out there. Reach out please if you need support.
Individuals seeking assistance can contact these agencies
USA - The Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
UK & Ireland - The Samaritans: 116-123
Canada - Crisis Services Canada:
1-833-456-4566
Australia - Lifeline: 13-11-14
New Zealand - Lifeline: 0800-543-345Nation
Helpline
Contact
England
Refuge's National
Domestic Abuse
Helpline
0808 2000 247
Online live chat
Web form
Northern
Ireland
Domestic and
Sexual Abuse
Helpline
0808 8021414
Online live chat
help@dsahelpline.org

Scotland Domestic Abuse
and Forced
Marriage Helpline
0800 0271234
Online live chat
helpline@sdafmh.org.uk
Wales
Live Fear Free
0808 80 10 800
Online live chat
Text
info@livefearfreehelpline.wales
UK-wide
The Men's Advice
Line run by
Respect is a
confidential
helpline
specifically for
male victims.
0808 801 0327
info@mensadviceline.org.uk
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @repyassansari.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Speaker Johnson kicked me out of his office. Here's why.
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Beautiful sunrise today.
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Evanston, IL Please watch. Please share. Brutal footage of Trump's masked thugs beating a man who is already cuffed. Witnesses said ICE slammed on their brakes, causing the red car to rear-end them. This is the pretense ICE used to brutalize these citizens.
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I great website I discovered today. If you're like me and hate it when the dog in a film dies, you need this too: doesthedogdie.com
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DoesTheDogDie.com
Crowdsourced trigger warnings spoilers for movies, tv, books and more.
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Blue Dot in Red State @bluedotin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Oh, Donnie, you've stepped in it again. So glad to hear that you feel BEFORE THE EVENT, that YOU will own this shutdown. Huge, but also totally deserved, thanks for owning this one. How are YOU going to get out of it?
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A lot of right-wing/MAGA trolls have infiltrated Bluesky since Kirk's death. They're putting names on lists. Go this Bluesky link, hit "subscribe" and then "block all" The more we protect each other, the better. There is also another link to do the same mass block below.
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Ken Spurbeck @ogre-troll1975.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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eannl.bsky.social @eannl.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
It is thoroughly covered by Mr. Kornetzke
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I, JEFF TIEDRICH, YOUR FAVORITE WRITER, HAVE COME UP WITH THE "GREATEST" IDEA EVER. NOT EVEN HEATHER COX RICHARDSON (TINY HANDS!) COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS. SAD! EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER link: bit.ly/4oCc7D1
Nobel Prize Committee, can we talk? you have a golden opportunity to do the funniest thing ever: award a second Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama. Donny will shit himself.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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jojo1194.bsky.social @jojo1194.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No words needed…
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy June 14th, everyone. Things will get better again.
Photo of smiling Barack Obama in front of the oval office desk.
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's a public holiday here today, so I have the time to prepare and cook two of Misty Ricardo's BIR currys.
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
He is such a handsome boy. #labrador
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Leo the Lionheart @leothelionheart.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
HEY BLUESKY, SENIOR KITTY IN NEED OF HELP. Her person is going to a nursing home and she needs a new home for her last years of life. She's from Mayville, WI (near Fond du Lac), but I will happily drive her anywhere if it means she'll be safe and happy. Please share!!
A Facebook post highlighting a close-up picture of a black and white cat with amber eyes, reaching for the camera with one paw. The post reads, "This sweet girl is Tazy. Her owner is going to a nursing home and therefore she is looking for a new home. She is very sweet, good with other cats, but afraid of dogs. We are afraid if she is taken to Humane Society she will be put down because of her age (approx 17). If you have room in your home and your heart for an older girl, please let me know. Contact me and I can get you in touch with the right people. Thanks"
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_ @kasey.cafe · 03/04/2025
the vibe is
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Summer Ray @summerray.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Manifesting a #Severance comic collaboration with Apple TV ✨ CC @benstiller.redhour.com
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Big Bearded Spookseller @bigbeardedbookseller.com · 13/03/2025
is using Amazon as a search engine then buying what you find there at a small business (and it was cheaper) ok?
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Prof Sam Illingworth @samillingworth.com · 05/03/2025
🧠🔊 Wind turbine noise and cognition A new study tested whether wind turbine noise affects brain waves, attention, and reasoning. Findings? No negative impact - comparable to road traffic noise. 🔗 www.nature.com/articles/s41... #SciComm 🧪 #Neuroscience #WindEnergy
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Cognitive neuroscience approach to explore the impact of wind turbine noise on various mental functions - Humanities and Social Sciences Communications
Humanities and Social Sciences Communications - Cognitive neuroscience approach to explore the impact of wind turbine noise on various mental functions
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Oh Adobe, why will your annoying AI Assistant not go away? I've turned it off, shut down, and started up again. Yet it still gets in the way of me doing simple searches.
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Paul @fucktheracists.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Summer Ray @summerray.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
#Severance prints back in stock! thisisfunisntit.etsy.com/listing/1870...
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Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Just a Yoyo Loach enjoying a bubble spa.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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