Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 22hIt's not a wig, we don't call them wigs anymore, it's Super Hair. 030
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's just an excuse for shitty, smug people to be shitty and smug. 031
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As he deteriorates his limited vocabulary declines further, so there is less for him to get wrong. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yet her smile is even more insane/disturbing than this. 110
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's just a suggestion for now, but soon there will be street-corner checkpoints where your phone will be examined to ensure you have been viewing for the daily mandated time. 011
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trump looks like a Matt Lukas character from Little Britain. Vicky Pollard didn't age well. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For comparison, here in Germany diesel is equivalent to $10.38 per US gallon thanks to Trump. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Although that expression tells me his new "owners" are still on their probationary period and this is going on their record. 0281
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think they changed where it lands due to the "construction" work. But looking at him there 50 steps is pushing it, 5 minutes and he would collapse. When was the last time he walked a round of golf? 132
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Unfortunately some will continue giving him a pass so long as he keeps hurting the people they hate. 2100
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026At his funeral there should be a priest, the gravedigger and no one else. 3111
Reposted by Weekend MonkeyMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!" 1511238207028
Reposted by Weekend MonkeyThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026CARTOON OF THE DAY 8851031551
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He's only one man. This level of lunacy takes time. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Multiple cars in the front yard up on cinder blocks for years. Loud, drunken parties every weekend. Firing guns in the back yard at midnight. If you don't like it, move. 020
Reposted by Weekend MonkeyPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233966916094
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The gold one is still in the washing basket. 11393
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Except for Trump there isn't a truth at the start either. 030
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This feels more like introvert me looking out at the world. 010
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I've learned anything from the numerous vampire "documentaries" that I watched on late night TV, it is that these creatures exist for hundreds of years, waking every so often to cause mayhem and feast on the living. 1150
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Or that your hair is growing back thicker than before. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026With a particularly good line of bullshit. 1212
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I started calling them wanker wagons in the 80s when parents taking their little darlings to school would drive and park as if the road belonged to them. 010
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They should start using that photo on the front of the packet: "Serving suggestion" 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Trump would struggle to read 17 letters on one page. No way he's going to look at that. 110
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Counter weight to stop him tilting over so far. Like the big blocks of concrete on the back of a crane. 020
Reposted by Weekend Monkeykenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If you hadn't noticed, I'm male, white, tall, educated and very capable. Why would someone in my position fight for marginalized groups? Brother, my status as a big white dude makes me the PERFECT defender of minorities, LGBTQ+ folk and immigrants! I'm the one individual they won't DARE pick on! 4757997
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We'll just keep bombing things until the situation improves. 1111
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026So will folk use their tariff rebate cheques to buy this discounted beef? 010
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The way he looks these days, I'd say portable life support system. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The Trump picture has to be AI, Melania's face is incapable of doing that expression. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Musk over promising and under delivering, who could have foreseen that? It's not as if he does that with everything he touches. I'm shocked. 051
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Anyone contradicting Dear Leader is a traitor. What is considered contradictory will be reviewed and amended hourly. 3351
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Another company added to my "no buy" list. 3731
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If I remember correctly, there is a tax advantage. Disgusting person on every level. 020
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'm a little surprised MAGA haven't been wearing this outfit in solidarity with one of their own. 020
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Is there a way to know when it is on?There is a significant probability that someone stupid enough to buy that dumpster a) would not know the feature existed b) wouldn't care enough to use it? That said, being a Musk product, the aircon probably sounds like a bucket of gravel in a tumble dryer. 100
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Nope, that's not chocolate. Might look like it, but it's not. 210
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Even if you did want something like that, it's from Microsoft, so you know it will be big-ridden shit. 000
Weekend Monkey @weekendmonkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"He's too busy, so we used the auto pen. But he pressed the button." 010
